Fun at The Supermarket - How to kill time on a boring night!

25 Nov 2004

My Bro and I, on boring evenings, often go for a drive about, and always go to our local 24hour tesco for munchies.
To occupy our time we often set out ammusing tasks.
Just a couple of funnies we thought we would share...
On one occasion we went to customer services to enquire wether or not they stocked Ferrit skin shammys. Well, they only went paging a member of general staff to take us up to the isle with cleaning and misc items and began looking, telling us that she knows they stock them as she is sure she showed a guy to them the other night. :shock:
A few nights later we returned to try the samme again, only this time asking if they had any TUNA friendly Dolphin (No offence to animal lovers, I love Dolphins too!!). Low and behold off they went again.... Took us to the isle and the staff were convinced they had some. So much so that they went in the back for 15 minutes to look for some confused

For our next bit of self amusement, we plan to take a pair of turkeys to the customer services and demand to know wether or not they have them in a size 8, as a size 7 pinches, and also do they come with laces or are they sold sepperate etc.. Do they have this style only made by Nike etc.. The usual.
Yes, we know, Childish... But funny!
Any suggestions as to what else we might try to pull off there?

25 Nov 2004

:silly: yous are nuts lol

25 Nov 2004

25 Nov 2004

ive had lotsa fun in the 24 hour tesco carpark
:rascal:

25 Nov 2004

:rotflmao:
I was waiting on somebody saying that!!!
Hows about you go into tesco and ask for a glass hammer
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :bounce: :bounce:

25 Nov 2004

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
A pair of bloody nutters for sure lol

25 Nov 2004

or when the tannoy comes on start grabbing the side of your head saying 'nooooooo someone make the voices stop!!!!' lol

25 Nov 2004

And we missed it Redstilletto :cry:
After a conversation with a chap in chat, he told us about various signals and such.
Thinking back before we knew of dogging, my bro and I have sat in our local 24 hour Tesco car park to eat and chill out, and now that we think back, we wonder. I'm sure we have caught a few signals before. If only we knew what we know now. Lol

25 Nov 2004

Devil i liked that one.
Maybe I should try and embarass Stu next time we're uot food shopping :twisted:

25 Nov 2004

Quote by xxdevil69
or when the tannoy comes on start grabbing the side of your head saying 'nooooooo someone make the voices stop!!!!'

Hmmm wonder if I could get rob to do that one? lol

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Bagum_Brothers
And we missed it Redstilletto :cry:
After a conversation with a chap in chat, he told us about various signals and such.
Thinking back before we knew of dogging, my bro and I have sat in our local 24 hour Tesco car park to eat and chill out, and now that we think back, we wonder. I'm sure we have caught a few signals before. If only we knew what we know now. Lol

:twisted:
send you an invite next time............

25 Nov 2004

I had an email once that listed loads of things you could do to make a shopping trip more interesting. Here's some that I can remember
Hide in the middle of a clothes rail and when anyone is looking at the clothes shout out "Pick me pick me!" :lol2:
Go to the kitchenware section, find a suitably scary looking knife and then ask an assistant if she knows where the antidepressants are kept
Drop an economy sized packet of condoms into someone else's trolley
Erm.... that's all I can think of for now, will come back if I remember any more lol

25 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
I had an email once that listed loads of things you could do to make a shopping trip more interesting. Here's some that I can remember
Hide in the middle of a clothes rail and when anyone is looking at the clothes shout out "Pick me pick me!" :lol2:
Go to the kitchenware section, find a suitably scary looking knife and then ask an assistant if she knows where the antidepressants are kept
Drop an economy sized packet of condoms into someone else's trolley
Erm.... that's all I can think of for now, will come back if I remember any more

Oooh I remember that email ... had me in stitches ... will see if I can find it too.

25 Nov 2004

When an assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the toilets.
Take shopping trolleys for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

26 Nov 2004

We Like a few of those.... Stay tuned.. who knows

26 Nov 2004

Another one that is a firm favourite of mine.....
Go into the pic and mix aisle in tesco's and start to throw a tantrum like a kid does (the whole thing rolling around on the floor etc) and see the look on the people's faces!!
Its best to do it when you are with a few mates!! (even better if you have had a few drinks!).

26 Nov 2004

I like that one staffy, my mums BF has a habii of doing things like that to embarras her in asda. Quality stuff

26 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I like that one staffy, my mums BF has a habii of doing things like that to embarras her in asda. Quality stuff

:shock: Aparrently that slipped-and-fell trick goes down a treat.
Well, your lawyer will love ya anyhow rolleyes

26 Nov 2004

theres a thought
:twisted:

26 Nov 2004

right you move the wet floor sign and ill break my ankle...
we'll half the money

26 Nov 2004

K, while we're on the subject of funny things I just wanna crack a pathetic joke. I have to admit though i thought this was quite funny but its the stupidity of it i think.
What have an apple and an orange got in common?
They both dont drive tractors

26 Nov 2004

:shock: Shit sure...
Quick before you get cold-feet and wanna swop roles, here we go...

26 Nov 2004

Libra I'm not gonna get cold feet. You any idea of how much Stu would be runing around after me? cooking, CLEANING. Aww it sounds like bliss,lol
Maybe cleaning is going a bit far considerig he is a man

26 Nov 2004

Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
Libra I'm not gonna get cold feet. You any idea of how much Stu would be runing around after me? cooking, CLEANING. Aww it sounds like bliss,lol
Maybe cleaning is going a bit far considerig he is a man

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
You got one of them rare breeds there with ya confused

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You lucky cow you :twisted:

26 Nov 2004

:rascal:
he's a gem...
redface

1% of the time

26 Nov 2004

You could have them looking for the old classics, pick a particularly young and dumb looking assistant and send them off to search for the following:
Skyhooks
Glass hammer
Tartan Paint
Skirting Board ladders
a Long Stand (good one if you have an accomplice shop assistant to tell them to 'hang on there a minute while I get one for you....)
Horizontal ladders
lol

:twisted:

26 Nov 2004

:laughabove:
I would suggest hiding behind a shelf or a clothes rack or something then jump out when someone is lookign at the contenes and scream.
I did this in New Look and the woman wasnt best pleased :twisted:

26 Nov 2004

How about you walk up to the customer services desk where the tanoy person hides...and tell them you've lost your 5 yr old somewhere in the store,please can they call for him...."Whats his name Sir???"
Always reply with straight face, "Mike Hunt",......... :idea:

26 Nov 2004

Or Ben Dover you could say his name is

:rotflmao:

26 Nov 2004

I've done a couple of thing like that in the past, here's a couple:
Went to customer services and asked what the difference is between currants, raisins and sultanas. If (?) they don't know ask them to find out for you, then when they can't find the answer write a customer comments for saying what happened. I got a nice letter from the manager telling me the difference!
Was walking round a general cheap type store with the wife, we picked a few squeaky dog toys (for the dog, obviouly), walked down seperate aisles looking at different things, squeaking periodically, it was great, we knew exactly where each other was.
Wanted to attract the attention of said wife, didn't want to call Lxxxx as there might've been several women turn around so I shouted "WIFE", did that quite a few times, wife found it funny too (strange I'm divorced now though!)
Went to Curry's or some similar place with the Sister In Law and neice, raced the SIL to sit in the front seat, she beat me, so I lay on the ground and shouted I'll throw a paddy, she refused to move so I threw a paddy, wife was laughing, SIL and neice were really embarrassed biggrin

Raided the penny jar, there was about Â£20 in 1p 2p and 5p, had them all in my pockets and paid for my shopping with them!
There are more, but I can't think of them at the mo lol

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TTFN