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No probs....
vine leaves soaked in olive oil with olives and some mozzarella.....you know the score
LMAO biggrin :D :D
Quote by duncanlondon
I have an allotment so I was busy when it wasn't raining. Digging, clearing, tidyng etc.
I have orderd my plants from a company. I'll whop them in when they arrive.
Seed spuds are carefully grown and hand selected by knowing professionals.
How's your compost?

Having acquired a composter, feckin marvellous lol . they really are the most unbelievable things, I just keep stuffing things in the top, and it comes out like fertiliser at the bottom dunno
“Seed spuds are carefully grown and hand selected by knowing professionals. “
Yes, agreed, but to what end? Price, or performance?
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No probs....
vine leaves soaked in olive oil with olives and some mozzarella.....you know the score
LMAO biggrin :D :D

you forgot the main ingredient ............. a great big lump of beef mmmmmmm and the vine leaves should be ever so slightly scorched before you add them to the sauce, which has a hint of basil, lots of cream, a tart cheese, and of course just a splash of port.
WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!
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WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!

God don’t we know it. the only house plants that seem to thrive in this house are the humble cacti, (it really is hot in here rolleyes
Indoor plants can really be a problem, we have one south facing window in the whole place where they seem to do ok, the rest of the house is “to the north” so we have a real problem with house plants.
but............
that’s what this thread is about so you hold on with me, and I bet you ................. someone will have some advice wink
Bonsai trees are quite good in any indoor enviroment as there is them many types that are all suited to differant climates just do a bit of research before you buy and you will be just fine. Hell I even had one bouncing around on the dash of my truck for a couple of years and it never sufferd (untill the nipper watered it with cola that is rolleyes )
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WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!

Got some lovely Fuerteventuran Palms (bought at Homebase sale 3 years ago for each). All I ever do is leave them outside all summer, prune 'em bring 'em in in the winter and thats it. They have to be left quiet "thirsty" as they are desert plants so I just let the rain water them in summer and once every month in the winter.
How can you fail with them h&h... smile
Quote by Italeo
WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!

Got some lovely Fuerteventuran Palms (bought at Homebase sale 3 years ago for each). All I ever do is leave them outside all summer, prune 'em bring 'em in in the winter and thats it. They have to be left quiet "thirsty" as they are desert plants so I just let the rain water them in summer and once every month in the winter.
How can you fail with them h&h... smile
Oh I can, believe me!! even my cactus has died on me redface
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WARNING i HAVE NO GREEN FINGERS :cry: I love plants in the house but can some one tell me why they always die on me? Do I over water them? Are they in the wrong light? Getting fed up now gonna start thinking about buying plastic !!

hi h&h its a bit hard to say if you are over/under watering or if they are in the wrong light without knowing what plants they are as some thrive on lots of water & some like only a little water confused
as for the light as a general rule the larger the leaves they generally like indirect sunlight
it could also be they have become potbound & need a larger pot (if they live that long lol ) or might just need a feed baby bio is great for most house plants smile
thanks. Can you over feed them with baby bio? Got my daughter to put some in the water the other week. After she had watered all the plants she told me she had accidently put the whole bottle in the water :shock:
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thanks. Can you over feed them with baby bio? Got my daughter to put some in the water the other week. After she had watered all the plants she told me she had accidently put the whole bottle in the water :shock:

the whole bottle :shock: :shock: yes that might have been a tad too much lol i normally use a few drops in watering can & only feed about once a month-ish
that would be like me eating a whole death by chocolate cake & drink a bottle of brandy in one session redface
Quote by lovejoy68
thanks. Can you over feed them with baby bio? Got my daughter to put some in the water the other week. After she had watered all the plants she told me she had accidently put the whole bottle in the water :shock:

the whole bottle :shock: :shock: yes that might have been a tad too much lol i normally use a few drops in watering can & only feed about once a month-ish
that would be like me eating a whole death by chocolate cake & drink a bottle of brandy in one session redface
A few drops? Once a month? OMG thats why they die on me surprisedops: I used it every week & not a few drops either :oops:
MUST LEARN TO READ THE LABEL NEXT TIME :oops:
A solution for:-
1. Moss in the Lawn
2. Algae in the fish pond
3. Black spot on the pear tree
4. Pruing of pear and apple tree (this was ment to be done by someone off this site during last summer, but some how it never got done.........too many beers!) lol
Quote by Sarah
A solution for:-
1. Moss in the Lawn
2. Algae in the fish pond
3. Black spot on the pear tree
4. Pruing of pear and apple tree (this was ment to be done by someone off this site during last summer, but some how it never got done.........too many beers!) lol

got this from
If you want a total kill, don't waste your time with Weed-B-Gon or any other selective herbicide. Just use Roundup on the whole site, and it will take care of everything, even the moss.
Mosses are just the simplest of plants and they will grow just about anywhere that higher plant forms cannot survive. Moss growing in a lawn area generally (except in Pacific NW and some places in Canada) means that the area is inhospitable to the growth of the turfgrass previously planted. Mosses are very weak competitors to turf. Healthy turf will outgrow and eradicate moss when it is treated properly in our area.
got this from
What should you do if you’re struck with a sudden algae bloom? First, physically remove as much of it as possible from the water surface with a net or rake. Purchase a flocculating agent (but only one that is made specifically for removing algae from fish ponds). A flocculant is a chemical that causes the algae to clump together into one easily removable ball. Flocculants do not kill the algae; they just corral it for collection and easier removal. Algicides actually kill the algae, but take care that these chemicals do not harm the fish. Dead algae must also be promptly removed from the pond before it decomposes and pollutes the water. After treatment of pond water with either an algicide or a flocculant (and the quick removal of the algae), you’ll need to follow up with a water change to remove the residue of these chemical substances from the pond. As a side effect, some of these products reduce oxygen content, so it is a good idea to increase surface agitation after you use these chemicals to restore dissolved oxygen levels so your fish have a little room to breathe. With the proper steps your pond will be algae-free in no time. And with smart pond-management plans, it will stay that way.
found /gardens
Sustaining these good looks and peak fruitfulness requires efficient pruning and training, especially if your tree has been grown in forms such as a cordon, espalier, fan or pyramid.
When pruning it is essential to keep your secateurs sharpe. Otherwise branches will tear, leading to wounds on the tree that will attract disease. It is also important to have a pruning saw to cut off larger branches.
When to prune?
Free-standing apple and pear trees or bush trees, such as those grown in an orchard should be pruned when they are dormant, in winter.
Trained trees, such as espaliers, cordons, pyramids and fans should be pruned in late August, early september.
Pruning a bush tree
A bush tree is the most common form, with an open arrangement of branches growing from a short trunk (sometimes called goblet-shaped).
The first thing to remove are the dead, dying and diseased branches. Then look for branches that are crossing over each other and remove them.
Cut out branches that are growing into the centre of the tree, as this overcrowds the tree and prevents sunlight from reaching it. Thin out weaker, spindly branches that are overcrowding the trees. If the tree has reached the desired height then cut back the leaders (the new growth at the tip of each branch) by about two-thirds. Otherwise leave the leaders and cut back laterals to about six buds.
couldnt find number three what can i say its a boring sunday afternoon :lol:
kiss hope it helps
Quote by Sarah
A solution for:-
1. Moss in the Lawn
2. Algae in the fish pond
3. Black spot on the pear tree
4. Pruing of pear and apple tree (this was ment to be done by someone off this site during last summer, but some how it never got done.........too many beers!) lol

sulphate of iron should kill the moss & feb is a good time to apply it but you will need to do something about why its there! usual causes for moss are poor drainage,shortage of fertilizer,too much shade mowing to close & too little top soil
in march i would use a solid tine machine on the lawn & topdress followed by a good feed & after it has settled down a bit give it a light scarrifing with a lawn rake to remove any dead plant matter & let some air domn to the soil smile
Quote by cplbbw
A solution for:-
1. Moss in the Lawn
2. Algae in the fish pond
3. Black spot on the pear tree
4. Pruing of pear and apple tree (this was ment to be done by someone off this site during last summer, but some how it never got done.........too many beers!) lol

got this from
If you want a total kill, don't waste your time with Weed-B-Gon or any other selective herbicide. Just use Roundup on the whole site, and it will take care of everything, even the moss.
Mosses are just the simplest of plants and they will grow just about anywhere that higher plant forms cannot survive. Moss growing in a lawn area generally (except in Pacific NW and some places in Canada) means that the area is inhospitable to the growth of the turfgrass previously planted. Mosses are very weak competitors to turf. Healthy turf will outgrow and eradicate moss when it is treated properly in our area.
got this from
What should you do if you’re struck with a sudden algae bloom? First, physically remove as much of it as possible from the water surface with a net or rake. Purchase a flocculating agent (but only one that is made specifically for removing algae from fish ponds). A flocculant is a chemical that causes the algae to clump together into one easily removable ball. Flocculants do not kill the algae; they just corral it for collection and easier removal. Algicides actually kill the algae, but take care that these chemicals do not harm the fish. Dead algae must also be promptly removed from the pond before it decomposes and pollutes the water. After treatment of pond water with either an algicide or a flocculant (and the quick removal of the algae), you’ll need to follow up with a water change to remove the residue of these chemical substances from the pond. As a side effect, some of these products reduce oxygen content, so it is a good idea to increase surface agitation after you use these chemicals to restore dissolved oxygen levels so your fish have a little room to breathe. With the proper steps your pond will be algae-free in no time. And with smart pond-management plans, it will stay that way.
found /gardens
Sustaining these good looks and peak fruitfulness requires efficient pruning and training, especially if your tree has been grown in forms such as a cordon, espalier, fan or pyramid.
When pruning it is essential to keep your secateurs sharpe. Otherwise branches will tear, leading to wounds on the tree that will attract disease. It is also important to have a pruning saw to cut off larger branches.
When to prune?
Free-standing apple and pear trees or bush trees, such as those grown in an orchard should be pruned when they are dormant, in winter.
Trained trees, such as espaliers, cordons, pyramids and fans should be pruned in late August, early september.
Pruning a bush tree
A bush tree is the most common form, with an open arrangement of branches growing from a short trunk (sometimes called goblet-shaped).
The first thing to remove are the dead, dying and diseased branches. Then look for branches that are crossing over each other and remove them.
Cut out branches that are growing into the centre of the tree, as this overcrowds the tree and prevents sunlight from reaching it. Thin out weaker, spindly branches that are overcrowding the trees. If the tree has reached the desired height then cut back the leaders (the new growth at the tip of each branch) by about two-thirds. Otherwise leave the leaders and cut back laterals to about six buds.
couldnt find number three what can i say its a boring sunday afternoon :lol:
kiss hope it helps

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: now this is what its all about. nice one cplbbw :kiss:
and thanks to everyone else who's contributed so far. :thumbup:
Blimey!! :shock:
And here was me thinking that you lot were just a bunch of sex craved fanatics :twisted: just after each others bodies and stuff and all the while you know all about gardening and food and nature aswell. blink
Reading thru this thread has made me decide that if I manage to get the time this year I will start to do something with our garden. You never know if I start showing some interest in gardening I might get a shag too! wink
Love
Mrs Lizard xxx
Quote by firelizard
Blimey!! :shock:
And here was me thinking that you lot were just a bunch of sex craved fanatics :twisted: just after each others bodies and stuff and all the while you know all about gardening and food and nature aswell. blink
Reading thru this thread has made me decide that if I manage to get the time this year I will start to do something with our garden. You never know if I start showing some interest in gardening I might get a shag too! wink
Love
Mrs Lizard xxx

:thumbup: Nice one Mrs L......lol
Well our snowdrops are out, but no frogspawn in the ponds yet dunno anyone else got any, or seen any other signs of spring?
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Well our snowdrops are out, but no frogspawn in the ponds yet dunno anyone else got any, or seen any other signs of spring?

We buillt a pond in our garden last year. Got loads of fish now. I got told to stop feeding the fish when the clocks changed.
My question is when do we start feeding the fish again? :dunno:
Quote by hisandhers
Well our snowdrops are out, but no frogspawn in the ponds yet dunno anyone else got any, or seen any other signs of spring?

We buillt a pond in our garden last year. Got loads of fish now. I got told to stop feeding the fish when the clocks changed.
My question is when do we start feeding the fish again? :dunno:
Normally when you see them start coming to the surface again (they sit at the bottom all winter) just start feeding once a day and gradually increase the amount and number of feeds
smile
As for the signs of spring as I drove to work this er afternoon (bloody late again rolleyes )
I noticed the green shoots of dafadills poking up through the lawn near my office biggrin
well the frogs are at it again, pond is full of spawn anb a lot of bulbs are starting to show.
its time to start seeding indoors or in the greenhouse for any of your early crops / flowers if you haven't allready, Now is also a good time to have a quick spring clean around the garden, mainly to kill off the early weed growth that will be starting to grow.
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I am planning to plant early potatoes this year, but the price of seed potatoes is quite high. My question is, what’s the difference between seed potatoes, or just planting ordinary eating potatoes? In fact, what is the difference between seed and shop potatoes generally?
If you have a branch of Wilkinsons near you you should be able to get a bag of seed pots for less than £3. Ive got some Rocket early variety (not grown them before so don't know how they'll perform). You could try growing potatoes in old car tyres - if you dont mind them in the garden - a method tried and tested by Bob Flowerdew - organic gardener. Plant about 4 seed spuds in each tyre cover with compost & soil and wait till they show through then keep adding more soil - like earthing up. Add a max of 3 tyres. Saves digging a trench to plant them in. When its time to harvest remove tyres and shake out your spuds. I wrap my main crop in comfry leaves before planting - it provides a plant food as they rot down.
Blimey - the garden returns.........
Sound advice red btw..... biggrin
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I am planning to plant early potatoes this year, but the price of seed potatoes is quite high. My question is, what’s the difference between seed potatoes, or just planting ordinary eating potatoes? In fact, what is the difference between seed and shop potatoes generally?
If you have a branch of Wilkinsons near you you should be able to get a bag of seed pots for less than £3. Ive got some Rocket early variety (not grown them before so don't know how they'll perform). You could try growing potatoes in old car tyres - if you dont mind them in the garden - a method tried and tested by Bob Flowerdew - organic gardener. Plant about 4 seed spuds in each tyre cover with compost & soil and wait till they show through then keep adding more soil - like earthing up. Add a max of 3 tyres. Saves digging a trench to plant them in. When its time to harvest remove tyres and shake out your spuds. I wrap my main crop in comfry leaves before planting - it provides a plant food as they rot down.

Stuff all that for a game of tiddly winks.....I'm off to Tesco ! bolt
BOGOF on the King Edwards at the mo...... biggrin
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Stuff all that for a game of tiddly winks.....I'm off to Tesco ! bolt

Naughty Sassy - instead of supporting your local shop you are helping to further line the pockets of one of the big 4 multi national stores. Did you know that for every £3 spent on groceries in the UK £1 is spent at Tesco's, who made over £2 Billion profit in 2004! All this convenience comes at a price to our town centres, local business, farmers & the environment. There should be more corporate accountability from these companies for their impact on communities, and local planning decisions should protect retail diversity and local food economies. Er did someone mention the gardening thread had made a reappearence? Hmm better head off and see if Gardeners World is on tv!
ps has anyone grown any 'Longue Noire variety of aubergine? The picture on the packet looks attractively phallic, so I'm giving them a try!
Quote by redhouse

Wow ! That told me ! :shock: Any road up, I usually buy organic ( environmentally friendly ) and British ( local farmers ) Besides that, my local greengrocer is a robbing twat who's prices are way beyond what they should be, produce looks like it's been there for months and he's a dirty old man to boot so give me Tesco everytime and I will help keep the locals in a job ! I think I better feck off quick ! bolt
If you fancy something different in the garden this year, why not grow your own walking sticks?
Yep that’s right, the greens off this plant can be used in the same fashion as cabbage or kale, the stalks when dried properly and varnished make very attractive walking sticks (eBay here we come lol) and in the garden it looks like you have palm trees lol

The walking Stick Plant
A peculiar vegetable for the garden, the stout stems which carry a crown of ‘greens’ can be used to make walking sticks. Plants reach up to (7ft) from an early spring sowing, and up to 3m (10ft) in the second year! A real talking point. Crops in 180 Days.
Sowing Instructions. Sow late March to April, thinly into a well-prepared seed bed, 1cm (½ inch) deep in drills 75cm (30 inches) apart.
Growing Instructions. Thin seedlings to 10cm (4 inches) apart when large enough to handle, then later transplant to final position, allowing 75cmx75cm (30x30 inches) between plants. Firm plants in well, and water well until established.
Aftercare Instructions. Provide a moist, rich, well-fertilised soil and sheltered situation. Harvest September to October. Over-wintered plants will increase in height in second year.
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As for banning socks in bed is that any old sock or bed socks and does it make any difference if they are made from organically grown cotton?
Yes point taken re some local shops Shame really. Though sometimes the prices just appear expensive as we are so used to the supermarket prices and often local traders cant even buy in stock for the price the giants sell them. You may like to browse through
If you have a farmers market nearby they usually have good local produce often organic but I spect again more expensive than good ol Tesco. Ah well!
Anyone want any lemon balm plants?