just found this...dont know if if seen,,but its quite funny..well made me laugh
BERLIN (Reuters) - A plan by a German zoo to test the sexual appetites of a group of suspected homosexual penguins has sparked outrage among gay and lesbian groups, who fear zookeepers might force them to turn straight.
"All sorts of gay and lesbian associations have been e-mailing and calling in to protest," said a spokesman for the zoo in the northwestern city of Bremerhaven on Friday.
He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.
German media reported that female Swedish penguins would be brought to the zoo to test the theory, but when word got out about the plan, the phones started ringing.
"Nobody here is trying to break-up same sex pairs by force," the zoo's director Heike Kueck told public broadcaster NDR. "We don't know if the three male pairs are really gay or just got together because of a lack of females.
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Sex God
I used to have a pair of gay rats called Escort (named after the car, not the profession) and Grey (cos he was). They had little interest in girl rats, but they loved each other very much. Actually they were a pair of miserable sods who hated everyone really, feeding them was a tricky task that involved the risk of losing fingers 
I also used to have a transsexual mouse called Bosie. Bosie was a biological male mouse, who looked male in everyway except that he was smaller than the average. He behaved like a female mouse and I housed him in a colony of females, as male mice would have bullied him. He never tried to shag or fight any of the females and they all got on well with him - or should that be "her" :?
I also used to have a transsexual mouse called Bosie. Bosie was a biological male mouse, who looked male in everyway except that he was smaller than the average. He behaved like a female mouse and I housed him in a colony of females, as male mice would have bullied him. He never tried to shag or fight any of the females and they all got on well with him - or should that be "her" :?
Sex God
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Orgasminator
I never believed that animals could be homosexual but one day I turned my head to the window and saw my dog being mounted by the neighbour's dog (both male). The look on my dog's face was so lewd I felt terribly disturbed and began shouting at them and banging on the glass to scare them. It may be worthwhile to note that none of these dogs had any female company.
I saw a penguin once and wondered why it was the colour black and white..
Then i saw it do a shuffle over the snow that resembled the moonwalk..
and when I saw all it kids snuggled up between its legs I realised...
its a bird version of a well known singer..
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Then i saw it do a shuffle over the snow that resembled the moonwalk..
and when I saw all it kids snuggled up between its legs I realised...
its a bird version of a well known singer..
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Ant, that was a bit tasteless honey
Sex God
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Sex God
Quote by kinkyluton
He said the zoo concluded the penguins might be gay after seeing male penguins trying to mate with other males and trying to hatch offspring out of stones.
They don't know much about the animals they're keeping then do they? Any zoo should know that male penguins balance the eggs on their feet to keep them warm until the chick emerges. It is standard behaviour for a male penguin. So, a male penguin trying to hatch a stone doesn't mean he's gay, it just means he's either broody or stupid.
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I used to have a pair of gay rats called Escort (named after the car, not the profession) and Grey (cos he was). They had little interest in girl rats, but they loved each other very much. Actually they were a pair of miserable sods who hated everyone really, feeding them was a tricky task that involved the risk of losing fingers
I also used to have a transsexual mouse called Bosie. Bosie was a biological male mouse, who looked male in everyway except that he was smaller than the average. He behaved like a female mouse and I housed him in a colony of females, as male mice would have bullied him. He never tried to shag or fight any of the females and they all got on well with him - or should that be "her" :?
erm, ... live near Porton Down by any chance??
Orgasminator
Blue you have a rare choice in pets.
I think its the German gays and lesbians that are being rather stupid, not the penguins. How can you force animals to become str8? At least this way the penguins will be getting the choice to be gay or str8 (or even bi?). If they believed in the right to choose for penguins, they'd give let femles in there.
Animals are always doing these things. During the oestrus, cows can be seen trying to mount other cows in heat. Does that mean that in the absence of a bull, cows become lesbian during mating season?
I think its the German gays and lesbians that are being rather stupid, not the penguins. How can you force animals to become str8? At least this way the penguins will be getting the choice to be gay or str8 (or even bi?). If they believed in the right to choose for penguins, they'd give let femles in there.
Animals are always doing these things. During the oestrus, cows can be seen trying to mount other cows in heat. Does that mean that in the absence of a bull, cows become lesbian during mating season?
This thread brought back a tv programme to me:-
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Chimps will mount any other chimp, they only procreate when they get lucky and find the right hole!
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Chimps will mount any other chimp, they only procreate when they get lucky and find the right hole!
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Orgasminator
Chimps and dolphins are meant to be the only other animals that have sex for fun. To a chimp, having sex is a way of greeting between members of the opposite gender...... lucky b4st4rd5
Sex God
It is not proper to mock a Penguins sexuality , they cant help how theyre born . Many Gay penguins have been reported over many years , especially in show business where they feel accepted.
Heres a clip from Bob Fosse' " A PenguinLine "
Heres a clip from Bob Fosse' " A PenguinLine "
Sex God
It is not proper to mock a Penguins sexuality , they cant help how theyre born . Many Gay penguins have been reported over many years , especially in show business where they feel accepted.
Heres a clip from Bob Fosse' " A PenguinLine "
Heres a clip from Bob Fosse' " A PenguinLine "
Sex God
Come on George, come on Stan, were gonna be late for the Berlin gay pride march.
Sex God
Looks like these two have had a tiff...
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Sex God
Male anmals usually use mounting as a sign of dominence. Just because a dog got mounted by another male doesn't mean that they are gay or anything like that. The dog doing the mounting is telling the other one that he is in charge and that he rules the roost so to speak. It could also mean a sign of affection. Between friends. Why do you think dogs try to mount peoples legs? Could be any reason but to think they have a leg fetish is a bit much.
I have a friend who had a couple of male rabits. Now everybody knows that rabits... well they like to go at it. One white rabit and one black one. The black rabit was very aggressive for weekes. The all of a sudden it looked at the white rabit and said "Right I'm gonna have you". It was worrying to watch the black rabit chasing the white rabit for what could of been 15mins. Eventually the white rabit got tired and what happened next was quite a show. :shock:
This happens every so often now and all the time the black rabit chases the white one. Poor bugger, is all I can say.
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I have a friend who had a couple of male rabits. Now everybody knows that rabits... well they like to go at it. One white rabit and one black one. The black rabit was very aggressive for weekes. The all of a sudden it looked at the white rabit and said "Right I'm gonna have you". It was worrying to watch the black rabit chasing the white rabit for what could of been 15mins. Eventually the white rabit got tired and what happened next was quite a show. :shock:
This happens every so often now and all the time the black rabit chases the white one. Poor bugger, is all I can say.
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We used to have a couple of retriever dogs, & they shagged each other every day.......... well actually they tended to shag each other's legs. One or the other frequently used to have the big pink bit showing, & the older one would "do" anything, adult or child humans, other dogs etc. He was clearly frustrated at times, but it is also to do with dominance.
Orgasminator
Well I don't know about dominance and stuff in animals but I do know how happy they looked with their tongues hanging out and their eyes glazed over.... Also caught the same dog masturbating over the carpet and then licking his produce. Mom would not believe me but she had the carpet washed professionally anyway.
Also remembered my impotent dog and my horny bitch... she got so frustrated with his inability to service her she got between his legs and began licking him to erection. When he still couldn't do it, she bit his neck and laid on her back, legs apart and he had to lick her to climax. I couldn't help watching, they were doing all this in front of me in the lounge whilst my favourite TV programme was on. It was an eye opener for me that I always thought that due to our higher intellect we had discovered ingenious ways of getting pleasure. Ha ha ha! We are just animals!
Also remembered my impotent dog and my horny bitch... she got so frustrated with his inability to service her she got between his legs and began licking him to erection. When he still couldn't do it, she bit his neck and laid on her back, legs apart and he had to lick her to climax. I couldn't help watching, they were doing all this in front of me in the lounge whilst my favourite TV programme was on. It was an eye opener for me that I always thought that due to our higher intellect we had discovered ingenious ways of getting pleasure. Ha ha ha! We are just animals!
Sex God
they might have a point.....some penguins don't conform.
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Also remembered my impotent dog and my horny bitch... !
So which of the two did you feel had a greater influence on your development to adulthood?
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she got so frustrated with his inability to service her she got between his legs and began licking him to erection. When he still couldn't do it, she bit his neck and laid on her back, legs apart and he had to lick her to climax. I couldn't help watching, they were doing all this in front of me in the lounge whilst my favourite TV programme was on!
You clearly watched far less television than I did.... :twisted: :shock: :lol:
Orgasminator
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You are such a tease! For your information the scenes took place in my adulthood - about 10 years ago or so. Our dogs' behaviour made me realise that we are all answering to our animal insticts at the end of the day and should not feel ashamed for being who/what we are as my dogs were not ashamed of being themselves in front of humans.
Hope that makes sense. I just wish I could meet a man that would unleash the animal passion in me. *sigh*
Master of Sex
Quote by Tania
I never believed that animals could be homosexual but one day I turned my head to the window and saw my dog being mounted by the neighbour's dog (both male). The look on my dog's face was so lewd I felt terribly disturbed and began shouting at them and banging on the glass to scare them. It may be worthwhile to note that none of these dogs had any female company.
...... so that's what goes on at gay dogging sites, is it?
