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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
Jeez at last!!!
I wondered what had happened to the GFZ today. rolleyes
That Sarge is just plain slacking in his duties.
He needs putting in his own cupboard and dealt with............... where's Debs when you need her? :roll:
Hello Calista, fancy a glass of wine?
Fee
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lol Sexysteph ...
First in and first out .... best go get ready we're off out to the theatre tonight :shock: to see Macbeth, that's if people can hear it over my coughing sad Don't really wanna go but the tickets are bought and babysitters sorted.
might be back later
wave
Hi Girls
Pour me a glass of wine please while I pull up a chair
'Ere GFZ it says on the door and there's six posts from ladies so far and nothin' else.
<<<<<< thinks >>>>>> Is this an opportunity too good to resist or is it the first step to oblivion? Aaah what the heck - do yer worst girls!! Pleeeeeeeease?
Hope Cali's not trying to get rid of a spot? :twisted:

Wine please Tune...........

GOTCHA ! ! ! ! ! !
Ha ! ! ! !!
Bluddy women and mutli-tasking ! ! ! !
Quote by Sexysteph
Strolls over to check if Sarge has filled the Jacuzzi and not left any messages in it again wink

'ere he doesn't leave messages in the Jacuzzi does he?? :shock:
Oh yuck rolleyes
Oo ooh ooh - are newbies like me allowed in the GFZ? ? cool If so - could I have a JD and diet coke please smile
aRSexx :color:
And now Dammie's arrived we have 2 waitersgirls!!! :happy:
I'm headin' for that jacuzzi with you Sarah wink
RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!
AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!! I want her first!!!!!

Fee
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Quote by dambuster
Have fun C
HIya HLB you want cold you will have to wait Sarg never put it in the chiller. Just cant get the staff these days. Can I tempt you with Vodka and OJ while you wait - there's ice-cubes in the freezer.

Sounds good to me Steph
And now Tune's arrived we have a waiter :giggle:
Oi I got here before you ya fatigued b*****d!
Here's a crate o' beer fer you and the largest glass of red wine fer Sarah!
Hay - the mods are abroad tonight - no I really mean abroad - what do ya reckon then??
NO I spotted her first she is mine :P
Quote by Rainbows
Oo ooh ooh - are newbies like me allowed in the GFZ? ? cool If so - could I have a JD and diet coke please smile
aRSexx :color:

Let ME pour that for you
kiss
Quote by LadyFeeBee
RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!
AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!! I want her first!!!!!
Fee
XX

Now THERE's a welcome :P . Joining me in the Jacuzzi then? :P :P :P
aRSexxx :color:
Quote by Sarah
NO I spotted her first she is mine :P

Oh I'll just pour this wine down the sink then shall I?? rotflmao
I'm in the jacuzzi with 'Bows already - doesn't mean much to her but to me ...... :inlove:
Quote by Sexysteph
Have fun C
HIya HLB you want cold you will have to wait Sarg never put it in the chiller. Just cant get the staff these days. Can I tempt you with Vodka and OJ while you wait - there's ice-cubes in the freezer.

Sounds good to me Steph
And now Tune's arrived we have a waiter :giggle:
redface Nobody noticed did they ????
Quote by Rainbows

RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!
AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!! I want her first!!!!!
Fee
XX

Now THERE's a welcome :P . Joining me in the Jacuzzi then? :P :P :P
aRSexxx :color:
You bet !!
It's long over due wink :twisted:
Fee
XX
Quote by Rainbows
Oo ooh ooh - are newbies like me allowed . . . . . .
aRSexx :color:

Only if you're not a too shynewbie wink
Any chance of a shag yet?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Have fun C
HIya HLB you want cold you will have to wait Sarg never put it in the chiller. Just cant get the staff these days. Can I tempt you with Vodka and OJ while you wait - there's ice-cubes in the freezer.

Sounds good to me Steph
And now Tune's arrived we have a waiter :giggle:
redface Nobody noticed did they ????
Who's fatigues are you in tonight then?? :giggle:
aRSe slips into the jacuzzi nect to ladyfeebee with a wicked grin on her face and smiles shyly at Dammie
oi TE!!!! Where's me bluddy (TM Missy) JD & diet? Some bluddy waiter!
aRSexx :color:
Quote by Rainbows
aRSe slips into the jacuzzi nect to ladyfeebee with a wicked grin on her face and smiles shyly at Dammie
oi TE!!!! Where's me bluddy (TM Missy) JD & diet? Some bluddy waiter!
aRSexx :color:

Behind me (bluddy wink ) back - here it is !
Quote by westerross
Who's fatigues are you in tonight then?? :giggle:

redface surprisedops: :oops:
didn't get away with it then?
Tell you what Tune.....
Here's a clue just for you wink
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde

Who's fatigues are you in tonight then?? :giggle:

redface surprisedops: :oops:
didn't get away with it then?
Tell you what Tune.....
Here's a clue just for you wink

OMG!! Just dropped all me orders!! No sort o' waiter me! P'raps I'll just relax in the jacuzzi with 'Bows and HLB - Ooooh yeeees that'll do!
Quote by westerross
P'raps I'll just relax in the jacuzzi with 'Bows and HLB - Ooooh yeeees that'll do!

Bows moves over to allow room for TE passionkiss blast
aRSexxx :color:
Quote by Rainbows
P'raps I'll just relax in the jacuzzi with 'Bows and HLB - Ooooh yeeees that'll do!

Bows moves over to allow room for TE passionkiss blast
aRSexxx :color:

Why?? Don't move over - squeeeeeeze up! :twisted:
right you lot, out of the jacuzzi
It is lunch time down the pub and food
this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Quote by Sarah
right you lot, out of the jacuzzi
It is lunch time down the pub and food
this way>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Are you buyin' Sarah?
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Hope you've saved room for me Tune :twisted:

Nup! you'll have to squeeze in real tight :twisted: