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Quote by st3v3

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in
Well it's a warm afternoon and I have great jugs ...
...of Pimms if anyone would care for some! :cheers:
holidays dunno please explain the phenomenon!
seriously though... i know some who are away in blighty this last week... and the weather has been dreadfull...
something sunshinie please.. for them
lp
Cheers Lovely! I wouldn't mind at all ta!:smile:
Bottoms ups drinkies
LP, sunshine would be nice, I will go and put another coin in the meter cool
Can I have some ice cream in my Pimms smile
Quote by st3v3
LP, sunshine would be nice, I will go and put another coin in the meter cool
Can I have some ice cream in my Pimms smile

show me a slot, and I'll feed it
oh,hang on, that didn't sound quite the way I intended, honest
lp
Quote by st3v3
Can I have some ice cream in my Pimms smile

A Pimms float? I can't decide if that's really chic or really plebby biggrin
One scoop or two?
I won't offer lp any - he sounds as if he has other things on his mind!
Can you point one of your jugs in my direction I could do with a long drink biggrin
One in the Pimms will be fine, if there's another going spare I'll have it with my Guinness smile
Quote by anais
Cheers Lovely! I wouldn't mind at all ta!:smile:
Bottoms ups drinkies

You're infatuated with my bum!! :moon:
good job I'm not infatuated with your sillyhwoar:
.......oh shit, I am!! redface
Ah sod it, bring out the beers!! drinkies
ohhhh.....Pimms.......sounds perfect.....had a sad day and I'm working all weekend sad so make mine a large one will you. biggrin
I need some mint got everything else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the mint.
Ice cream in pimms :shock:
Can i have a large anything, please
Quote by Cherrytree
Can i have a large anything, please

Sarah sits back and watches the offers flood in!
Quote by Cherrytree
Can i have a large anything, please

how about my large feet rotflmao
Pimms would be a great starter, I'm celerbrating that I now have hot water again :bounce: its only been a week :shock:
some people should never have a c**gi registration had to get someone else in.
:therethere: kate know how you feel budge up and i will sit in between you and cherry :twisted:
We'll make a happy 3 some, won't we. It will look like this sad lol sad
lol
Quote by Cherrytree
We'll make a happy 3 some, won't we. It will look like this sad lol sad
lol

not when i'm finished with you it will be drinkies :bounce: drinkies :bounce: drinkies :bounce:
I feel better already lol
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx
Quote by mazandden
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
Quote by Ukwineman
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
So do I!!! :twisted:
Maz x
Quote by mazandden
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
So do I!!! :twisted:
Maz x
shall we have one each then :twisted:
Quote by Ukwineman
ooo pimms, I'm on a diet but there is plenty fruit to be found in that, so send both jugs over to me!!! :twisted:
m xx

i love a women with a nice pair of jugs rotflmao
So do I!!! :twisted:
Maz x
shall we have one each then :twisted:
Yup, so long as I get first taste wink
Any White Grenache, or anyone to serve it?
Will I do?
And how would the lady like her drink served? Drizzled mayhap?
Quote by winchwench
Will I do?
And how would the lady like her drink served? Drizzled mayhap?

Oh you'll do fine honey :twisted:
Mmmmmmmmmmm @ drizzling :rascal:
Quote by winchwench
Will I do?
And how would the lady like her drink served? Drizzled mayhap?

Hehe - you know her too well!!
I drizzled last week and missed!! :shock:
(nice licking up the spillage though)
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Quote by westerross
Will I do?
And how would the lady like her drink served? Drizzled mayhap?

Hehe - you know her too well!!
I drizzled last week and missed!! :shock:
(nice licking up the spillage though)
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You missed deliberately!
Ok,I'll do the drizzling, and Choon can mop up any spillages- sounds like a plan!