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Sorry Sarge.....Celticq ordered me to open it.
Steve
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Steve - not often we see you in here.
Any chance of a nice large cold white wine & soda please?
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
I thought MISSCHIEF had the keys!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :?
Ah well, I think I need a stiff one!!! wink
celticq
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Quote by steveg_nw
Sorry Sarge.....Celticq ordered me to open it.
Steve

Wow does this mean I'm more scary than Sarge - woohooo
Anyway - I was fed up waiting out in the corridor with the case of wine and my tub of ice cream was starting to melt.
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah well, I think I need a stiff one!!! wink

Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't realise you were THAT way inclined!!!
Watch your backs fellahs the sarge is about!
celticq
Sex God
Steve - is that a new ornament you've brought into the GFZ?
Oh - you're just stashing it here to keep it away from the Ann Summers Party goers. You need to start on your bar tending skills now if you want to be upto speed by tomorrow night!!!
Unknown User
Quote by Alexandra
Steve - not often we see you in here.

That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
Steve
celticq
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Quote by steveg_nw
That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
Steve

So can I just get this straight - you go into the chatroom to avoid women!!!
Anyway never mind that get the drinks poured!!!!!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - not often we see you in here.

That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
That's because they can't understand the instructions on how to get in there!! lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
celticq
Sex God
Venus - I'll get you a drink (and an Ice Cream if you like) - Sarge and Steve are the slowest bartenders ever :!:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Room for a little one? biggrin
Venusxxx
There's room for both of them !! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by celticq
Venus - I'll get you a drink (and an Ice Cream if you like) - Sarge and Steve are the slowest bartenders ever :!:

And I'll have a pint while you're up please !! :beer:
celticq
Sex God
You know you don't need a # or a / to get into the fridge you know?
A pint of Ice Cream - are you sure Sarge? Okay there you go.
VenusnMars
Sex God
Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!! redface surprisedops:
Venusxxx
easy
Sex God
*throws doors open*
OK who opened up? Honestly bloody work getting in the way of me enjoying myself again rolleyes
No beer for me. I'm sworn off the stuff at the mo. I'll just have a glass of oj and a soak in the jaccuzi. Anyone want anything while I'm up?
Too late. :mrgreen: biggrin
*strips off and settles in the jaccuzi*
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by VenusnMars
Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!! redface surprisedops:
Venusxxx

Okay Julie !! :doh:
Lovecommando
Sex God
Lovecommando saunters in!
"Sheesh! What a week!"
Approaches bar "Hot today or what! A nice cool larger CeltiQ if your serving, thank you!"
Looks around. "Not been in here before!"
Grabs larger, "Cheers C! Now where's that jaccuzi?"
Unknown User
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!! biggrin
Calista
Sex God
Ohh I am so ready for this jacuzzi ... watch out easy because I'm coming in ...
First week in new job and the place is an acid factory ..... can you imagine how hot the place is ... and it's hot weather on top!!!!!
ok who's got the beer???
Unknown User
Quote by celticq
Steve - is that a new ornament you've brought into the GFZ? Oh - you're just stashing it here to keep it away from the Ann Summers Party goers.

I'm gonna chain that ornament to the wall. if I'd known it was gonna be so popular I'd have brought back a suitcase full of them.
Quote by celticq
You need to start on your bar tending skills now if you want to be up to speed by tomorrow night!!!

No way am I wearing an apron and waiting on tomorrow night. Once I've shown them where the fridge is they're on there own. :P
Steve
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Quote by MrFC
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!! biggrin

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!
VenusnMars
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!! redface surprisedops:
Venusxxx

Okay Julie !! :doh:
*Snigger*
Venusxxx
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!! biggrin

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!
(Puts on best disappointed with you voice)
ALEXANDRA !!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!! biggrin

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!
(Puts on best disappointed with you voice)
ALEXANDRA !!! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
OOOOOOOOOO! - Don't you just love it when the Sarge TRIES to be masterful?
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Unknown User
Quote by Sgt Bilko
And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Be careful of that nice fence!
Sgt_Bilko
Sex God
Quote by Alexandra
And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Be careful of that nice fence!
Don't even think about touching my fence!!:shock: :shock: mad :x :x :x :wink: :lol: :lol: