GFZ - late but great! | Swinging Heaven

30 Jul 2004

I just had this awful vision of Sarge "waving" to the passers by...
:kissmyarse:

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
The hijacks I don't like is when there is a bluddy good topic go up and then about 3 posts in it goes into personal mode - where just a couple of people are having a chat n flirt - which could be taken to PMs.

You're lovely when you're angry. kiss

Yes she is isn't she, Ice, my sweetheart!
We will be in sooooooo much trouble when MISSCHIEF sees this!!! redface

ops: :oops:

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
And heaven knows I'm trying!! :? :? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Be careful of that nice fence!
Don't even think about touching my fence!!:shock: :shock: mad

:x :x :x :wink: :lol: :lol:

(put's on best innocent voice)

Oh Sarge - as if I would!........ :angel:
(goes to search the garage for the day-glo orange spray paint)
See ya Later :twisted:

30 Jul 2004

Slips in with a litre for cold water and some elderflower cordial - it's been a LONG week!!
:cry: :cry:

30 Jul 2004

Jags - hellllllllooooooooo. For some reason its gone all quiet and everyone seams to be out in the garden - Alex said something about helping Sarge to paint the fence - which was really very kind of her don't you think rolleyes

30 Jul 2004

And Sarge seems to be still working on his bunker building - he has a load of rocks all piled up there.

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
We will be in sooooooo much trouble when MISSCHIEF sees this!!! ops: :oops:

Sarge is this personal enough :twisted: flipa

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For my major bum slapping the other night. You know I love you wink

So where me pint feel like have a good soaking tonight. On my way out to pics so need to get in practice for sitting looking pretty in a dark room cool

8-)

30 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
Jags - hellllllllooooooooo. For some reason its gone all quiet and everyone seams to be out in the garden - Alex said something about helping Sarge to paint the fence - which was really very kind of her don't you think

I need quiet!! As long as Sarge keeps the hammering and painting down a tad then he's OK. Keeps him out of our hair... and knickers smile

:)
Long cold drink please.... cool

8-)

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Jags
I need quiet!! As long as Sarge keeps the hammering and painting down a tad then he's OK. Keeps him out of our...knickers :)
Long cold drink please.... 8-)

Yeah I've heard about Sarge wearing other peoples knickers - tell me more!!!!!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
I need quiet!! As long as Sarge keeps the hammering and painting down a tad then he's OK. Keeps him out of our...knickers :)
Long cold drink please.... 8-)

Yeah I've heard about Sarge wearing other peoples knickers - tell me more!!!!!
What makes you think he isn't hammering and painting inside your knickers eh??
Wandered in absent mindedly wondering if it is possible to hi-jack the GFZ and realised immediately that it is one long hi-jack - aaaaaahhhhh bliss.
Oi! Who's put oil in the jacuzzi again? Has Easy been in here?

30 Jul 2004

Hello...is anybody here?...first time in here for me :shock: ...i'm a bit shy really :confused2: ..but I think i'll be ok as I'm sharing Steveg's avatar, are you here Steve? yoo hoo Steve? is anyone serving, or shall I help myself ? :cheers:
ccr xxxx (of the female variety, that is!)

30 Jul 2004

Quote by ccr
..but I think i'll be ok as I'm sharing Steveg's avatar, are you here Steve? yoo hoo Steve? is anyone serving, or shall I help myself ? :cheers:
ccr xxxx (of the female variety, that is!)

Blimey is that you sitting on the stairs Steve? - you look erm different!!!
Anyway I'm ready for a top up ccr - Whiskey and Ginger Ale perlease.
Ah have just realised that you are in steve's avi and not the other way round :shock:

30 Jul 2004

*gets out of jacuzzi looking like a prune*
Well I suppose that's what I get for falling asleep in there. sad

*Looks round for towel*
And that's what else I get for falling asleep in there. evil

Where's all the bloody towels gone. confused

*Goes over to bar and grabs a bottle of Southern Comfort, a bottle of Canada dry ginger and a freezer bag of ice-cubes*
If anyone wants me I'll be out in the GFZ garden..... biggrin

*Walks out through patio doors stark-bollock naked*

30 Jul 2004

Hi celticq wave

here's your drink, I'm having a cider at the moment and its excellent for a thirst quencher, I got a bit of a shock first time I saw Steve's avi with me on there as well :shock: :mrgreen: , but then I remembered his bum.....ah..memories!! tis a fantasic bum :moon:
ccr xxx

30 Jul 2004

cider is banned in the playroom because of those bloody arrows that appear when you drink it. A right old leak last time in the waterbed y'know...?

30 Jul 2004

Quote by rocky horror
A right old leak last time in the waterbed y'know...?

mmmm...i did hear that someone peed in the jacuzzi at one time, but didn't know it hadn't happened on the bed as well!!
ccr xxx

30 Jul 2004

<Grabs 2 glasses and follows easy out to the garden>
Still struggling there easy? I have an idea these may help, you look a ittle dizzy from taking an ice cube and a swig from each bottle and then shaking your head!
<Pours 2 glasses of Southern Comfort and ginger and adds a couple of ice cubes to each>
Ahhhhh this is the life!! cool

30 Jul 2004

I think ivbe got here a bit late this evening confused

Right ive brought the Baileys and extra ice so now i just need someone to lick it off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: lol

:lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx
wink

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
The hijacks I don't like is when there is a bluddy good topic go up and then about 3 posts in it goes into personal mode - where just a couple of people are having a chat n flirt - which could be taken to PMs.

You're lovely when you're angry. kiss

Yes she is isn't she, Ice, my sweetheart!
We will be in sooooooo much trouble when MISSCHIEF sees this!!! redface

ops: :oops:
Sarge!!!!!!! You bluddy nut!!!!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
smackbottom

30 Jul 2004

Hello
I think I have to start in the jacuzzi I'm all hot and sticky.
Sarge may I have a drink please lol

:lol: :lol: They taste soooooooooo much better when you don your pinny and serve them up.
Jas
XXX

30 Jul 2004

Quote by clarensteve
I think ivbe got here a bit late this evening
Right ive brought the Baileys and extra ice so now i just need someone to lick it off :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol:
Clare,xxx

Hmmmm I can think of a few volunteers :twisted:

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
<Grabs 2 glasses and follows easy out to the garden>
Still struggling there easy? I have an idea these may help, you look a ittle dizzy from taking an ice cube and a swig from each bottle and then shaking your head!
<Pours 2 glasses of Southern Comfort and ginger and adds a couple of ice cubes to each>
Ahhhhh this is the life!!

thanks hunni, I was just going to mix it all in the ice bucket thingy and keep taking swigs. rolleyes

why didn't I think of glasses :doh:
Very nice tonight. lovely and warm for a change. I thought we were just going to go from winter to a slightly warmer bit and back to winter at one point.

31 Jul 2004

Peeks in to make sure the place is empty... jacuzzi pee free, fridge full, TV off (no, NOT you Judy!), curtains drawn and plugs pulled out.

31 Jul 2004

Sneaks in for post munch beer, treads on plug pulled out by Jags, makes various expletive noises :fuckinghell: and finally turns on a light to see better :scared: bright light, bright light ...
Ahh, space on Sofa, night night SH :sleeping:

1 Aug 2004

*Quietly opens door*
Implements at the ready, all sharp and shiny.
*Heats up the neccessary*
*Prepares the optional extras*
BREAKFAST!!!!!!

1 Aug 2004

Can I have two rashers of crispy fried bacon and a soft fried egg please?? Oh, and baked beans and some toast???
I'll put the kettle on - but, be warned, my whistle isn't doing much whistle these days so I'll need to watch it boil.
<<<<sssssssssttttttttttttttrrrrrrrrrrrretch>>>>
In edit.. OMG - there's a thing on the couch...
goes across to prod it........
it's making a snoring noise - must be a bear.

MUST BE A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

1 Aug 2004

A bare what?
Sorry for the delay... needed to first catch a pig. Mrs Beeton never went into much detail on that point.

1 Aug 2004

Snork, um er, someone say eggs?
:silly: Boy talk about morning bad hair day...

1 Aug 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
:silly: Boy talk about morning bad hair day...

ermm....OMG! It Moves!! :shock: :shock: :scared: is it safe to be in here......
ccr xxx

1 Aug 2004

Quote by Jags
Can I have two rashers of crispy fried bacon and a soft fried egg please?? Oh, and baked beans and some toast???

Can ya make that 2 please. :mrgreen:
Only thing I've got in to eat at the mo is Wheetabix. sad

Must really go food shopping. :( :( :( evil