GFZ - late but great! | Swinging Heaven

30 Jul 2004

Sorry Sarge.....Celticq ordered me to open it.
Steve

30 Jul 2004

Steve - not often we see you in here.
Any chance of a nice large cold white wine & soda please?

30 Jul 2004

I thought MISSCHIEF had the keys!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused

Ah well, I think I need a stiff one!!! wink

30 Jul 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Sorry Sarge.....Celticq ordered me to open it.
Steve

Wow does this mean I'm more scary than Sarge - woohooo
Anyway - I was fed up waiting out in the corridor with the case of wine and my tub of ice cream was starting to melt.

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Ah well, I think I need a stiff one!!!

Sarge!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I didn't realise you were THAT way inclined!!!
Watch your backs fellahs the sarge is about!

30 Jul 2004

Steve - is that a new ornament you've brought into the GFZ?
Oh - you're just stashing it here to keep it away from the Ann Summers Party goers. You need to start on your bar tending skills now if you want to be upto speed by tomorrow night!!!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Steve - not often we see you in here.

That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
Steve

30 Jul 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
Steve

So can I just get this straight - you go into the chatroom to avoid women!!!
Anyway never mind that get the drinks poured!!!!!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by steveg_nw
Steve - not often we see you in here.

That's cos the place is usually full of women. You can usually find me in the real girlie free zone............the chatroom. :shock:
That's because they can't understand the instructions on how to get in there!! lol

30 Jul 2004

Room for a little one? biggrin

Venusxxx

30 Jul 2004

Venus - I'll get you a drink (and an Ice Cream if you like) - Sarge and Steve are the slowest bartenders ever :!:

30 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Room for a little one?
Venusxxx

There's room for both of them !! :shock: :shock: :shock:

30 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
Venus - I'll get you a drink (and an Ice Cream if you like) - Sarge and Steve are the slowest bartenders ever :!:

And I'll have a pint while you're up please !! :beer:

30 Jul 2004

You know you don't need a # or a / to get into the fridge you know?
A pint of Ice Cream - are you sure Sarge? Okay there you go.

30 Jul 2004

Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!! redface

Venusxxx

30 Jul 2004

*throws doors open*
OK who opened up? Honestly bloody work getting in the way of me enjoying myself again rolleyes

No beer for me. I'm sworn off the stuff at the mo. I'll just have a glass of oj and a soak in the jaccuzi. Anyone want anything while I'm up?
Too late. :mrgreen: biggrin

*strips off and settles in the jaccuzi*

30 Jul 2004

Quote by VenusnMars
Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!!
Venusxxx

Okay Julie !! :doh:

30 Jul 2004

Lovecommando saunters in!
"Sheesh! What a week!"
Approaches bar "Hot today or what! A nice cool larger CeltiQ if your serving, thank you!"
Looks around. "Not been in here before!"
Grabs larger, "Cheers C! Now where's that jaccuzi?"

30 Jul 2004

MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!! biggrin

30 Jul 2004

Ohh I am so ready for this jacuzzi ... watch out easy because I'm coming in ...
First week in new job and the place is an acid factory ..... can you imagine how hot the place is ... and it's hot weather on top!!!!!
ok who's got the beer???

30 Jul 2004

Quote by celticq
Steve - is that a new ornament you've brought into the GFZ? Oh - you're just stashing it here to keep it away from the Ann Summers Party goers.

I'm gonna chain that ornament to the wall. if I'd known it was gonna be so popular I'd have brought back a suitcase full of them.

Quote by celticq
You need to start on your bar tending skills now if you want to be up to speed by tomorrow night!!!

No way am I wearing an apron and waiting on tomorrow night. Once I've shown them where the fridge is they're on there own. :P
Steve

30 Jul 2004

Quote by MrFC
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!!

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oh crap! Thats what I get for working two forums at the same time! Sarge, would you edit my real name out of your quote please!!
Venusxxx

Okay Julie !! :doh:
*Snigger*
Venusxxx

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!!

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!
(Puts on best disappointed with you voice)
ALEXANDRA !!! smackbottom

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
MrFC enters the room, sees sarge serving!
Over here please....cold cider!!

MrFC - I would be very careful what you say to Sarge - he came in here (the Girlie Free Zone!) wanting a 'STIFFY' or a 'STIFF ONE'
He may be coming out of the closet!
If I were you - I would take a position with your back to the wall!
(Puts on best disappointed with you voice)
ALEXANDRA !!! smackbottom

OOOOOOOOOO! - Don't you just love it when the Sarge TRIES to be masterful?

30 Jul 2004

And heaven knows I'm trying!! confused

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
And heaven knows I'm trying!!

I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
And heaven knows I'm trying!!

I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Sgt Bilko
And heaven knows I'm trying!!

I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink

Be careful of that nice fence!

30 Jul 2004

Quote by Alexandra
And heaven knows I'm trying!!

I have always thought that you were very trying too!
Oh Sarge - give me a wave out your window in about an hour as I drive past!
I shall be stood in the front garden with a pile of rocks, ready to throw !!!!
wink

Be careful of that nice fence!
Don't even think about touching my fence!!:shock: :shock: mad