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GFZ - quiet weekend ahead!
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Sex God
You just stay there mr fc and snap off another lid cos me throat is nigh on closed up. Nice to see the rest of you here already looks like we have all managed to get away early tonight
Sex God
Hey sarge dya think if we sit ere long enough mr FC will not only pull em up but also bring em over after all he did get up 12 hours early for his shift the other day, reckon he aint thinking so straight of late.....
by the way do any of you buggers know anything about 4 inches being sawn off the end of my favourite snooker cue?
by the way do any of you buggers know anything about 4 inches being sawn off the end of my favourite snooker cue?
Evening Guys.... see I have managed to get here before it is over run by the distaff side.... .... brains aching from thinking about three answers to all of Sarge's questions.... I mean how does one cast one out of Jags Wilma, Misschief and Mrs FC.... as for avatar king SB or KL??? decisions....
funniest post.... Freds Trots it has to be.... wet myself and almost lossed my loins!!! but Iwill post in appropriate place when I have all the other answers...
so any one got a Gaymers K.... understand it to be Artis fave so hope there may be a supply... man of fine taste that Arti... and fine humour too.... theres' another answer
Mirth
funniest post.... Freds Trots it has to be.... wet myself and almost lossed my loins!!! but Iwill post in appropriate place when I have all the other answers...
so any one got a Gaymers K.... understand it to be Artis fave so hope there may be a supply... man of fine taste that Arti... and fine humour too.... theres' another answer
Mirth
Sex God
The buggers took 4 inches off the grip end, took on what I thought would be an easy match and got stuffed after having to use the one from behind the bar which was just as useless, as one of the girlies had cut a notch in the tip end to use it as a prop for their clothes line FFS!
Sex God
Go on then wideload I can fit in another before shooting off to get my dinner....good idea warwick these bloody things are useless and if we wanna game later its gonna be difficult without a decent cue mind you we wont be able to play at all if no wenches turn up to clear the empty cans off the table.
davej rings home on his mobile .... hello babe, yeah...just gonna have another with the lads and then I will be home for me dinner quick bath and then back here for some more....what do ya mean.....its steak woman for christ sake.....eh?....just pull its horns out and wipe its arse how do I know your the cook!....yeah and run a bath as well.....right see ya soon...pah! women!
davej rings home on his mobile .... hello babe, yeah...just gonna have another with the lads and then I will be home for me dinner quick bath and then back here for some more....what do ya mean.....its steak woman for christ sake.....eh?....just pull its horns out and wipe its arse how do I know your the cook!....yeah and run a bath as well.....right see ya soon...pah! women!
Sex God
MrsFC pops her head in the GFZ after just getting in from work.................mmmmmm
Do I want to be a serving wench tonight
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Nope I'm going to put my feet up ..........and maybe slip into the spa
Bye lads :) :)
Do I want to be a serving wench tonight
: :roll: :roll: Nope I'm going to put my feet up ..........and maybe slip into the spa
Bye lads :) :)
Quote by wideload
Misschief's outside somebody give her a call, Misschief, MisschieF, MisschiEF, MisschIEF
MISSCHIEF :!:
I can't serve!!!! I'm as busy as a busy thing on national busy day
I'm surrounded by threads, avatars all over the bluddy place ...... how can I pick 3, it's impossible! I'm a girl for crying out loud, I can't even pick flowers in less than a dozen at a time!
I want to be serviced not serve. 
Oh have I come into the wrong thread? :shock: :shock:
Well its FRIDAY.House full to the brim of hormonal teenagers and me so I intend to get out the wine ignore the lot of them as they try on all my clothes and make up and just be a naughty girl in here :wink:
Oh have I come into the wrong thread? :shock: :shock: Well its FRIDAY.House full to the brim of hormonal teenagers and me so I intend to get out the wine ignore the lot of them as they try on all my clothes and make up and just be a naughty girl in here :wink:
Sex God
davej wanders back in after getting no steak at home on account that his ' I'm the man and I'm the boss' telephone manner went down like a sack 'o' shit with mrs davej and hopes that the words ' teflon coated' that are now imprinted on the side of his head and are showing up as nice purple bruising, cant be seen...
Evening fella's back after a nice steak dinner that the missus cooked for me....see you just gotta be masterfull about it....put em in their place....£25 housekeeping a week should demand some respect! (hopes that no xxxxer tells mrs davej what he said)right whose for a beer and some smutty jokes about girls bits...fffflllaarrrppp!!!
Evening fella's back after a nice steak dinner that the missus cooked for me....see you just gotta be masterfull about it....put em in their place....£25 housekeeping a week should demand some respect! (hopes that no xxxxer tells mrs davej what he said)right whose for a beer and some smutty jokes about girls bits...fffflllaarrrppp!!!
Sex God
Hmmm...not a soul in tonight so I reckon a pint a Guiness 3 bags of beef crisps and have a kip in one of the upstairs rooms, havnt been up there since the place was refurbished and besides my head is starting to ache from the whack I took from mrs davej....
Ahh thats it get tucked up...crisps in bed couldnt do this at home she would have a fit about crumbs.... hello whats this under the pilows....bloody hell someones left their porno mag collection behind....woah! beer, grub, porn....this will do for me... now where's the ashtray.. ah bollocks this is a blokes place I will just flick the ash in the top draw of the bedside cabinet...
Ahh thats it get tucked up...crisps in bed couldnt do this at home she would have a fit about crumbs.... hello whats this under the pilows....bloody hell someones left their porno mag collection behind....woah! beer, grub, porn....this will do for me... now where's the ashtray.. ah bollocks this is a blokes place I will just flick the ash in the top draw of the bedside cabinet...
Evenin' all: God Bless All Here!
Right...longggggggg weekend. All the villagers have hitched up their caravans and messed off to spend their Bank Holiday in a traffic jam. So, me and the dogs, and the ferrets, have got the village to ourselves. Bliss. Any comely wenches about to bring me a mug of cider? I'm as dry as a poisoned rat in a cavity wall.
Right...longggggggg weekend. All the villagers have hitched up their caravans and messed off to spend their Bank Holiday in a traffic jam. So, me and the dogs, and the ferrets, have got the village to ourselves. Bliss. Any comely wenches about to bring me a mug of cider? I'm as dry as a poisoned rat in a cavity wall.
Sex God
Arti myself and Corrie would like to relax tonight .................would you be dear :smile2:
and pour us both a glass of wine......
and pour us both a glass of wine......
