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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!

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*slips quietly into the jacuzzi while nobody's looking.
Is there a tender lady around to give me a little shoulder massage. I am soooooooooofeckintense and wound up.
I asked my traffic controller on Monday for a guaranteed Friday finish, and an early finish would be good because I've a big date tonight for the whole weekend.
She gives me a 9am tip in Leeds - perfect.
Reload Dewsbury. Not so perfect. Tip Leeds, pull into Dewsbury - FOURTH in a queue FFS ! ! !
Now I've gotta get back to Doncaster, clear my motor completley for MOT.
Will I be washing the motor ?? NO ! ! !
Will I be cleaning the cab ?? NO ! ! !
So - if you see a plain white M.A.N with no livery pulling a mustard coloured box barrelling alound the M1, M18 - get outta my way ! ! ! ! 44,390kgs and I'm ignoring the middle pedal :wink
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Right Dave, I will climb onto the roof and lower this bucket on string. You fill it with rats and I'll drop them down the chimney!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
When they come running out of the door screaming like the girlies they are, you run in and don't let them back in!! :shock: :shock: :shock: rolleyes :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: confused :? :? :?

Sarge.....honestly, as if daves gonna run the other way to the three naked ladies!!! dunno
Oh Dambuster how did you get in here, Debbie locked the door.
But as you are here you can stay, bakc massage, no problems, wine, .......................
Dambuster!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
How did you get in there???? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? :?
dave, you are not coming in unless, you make it worth our while, now what you offering
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sarge she has a point

Dave!! The GFZ Expects!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Now hold that ladder while I go up there.
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Dambuster!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
How did you get in there???? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? :?

Sarge, you leave Dambuster alone, he is our guest
he is quite happy with 3 women in the jacuzzi, and a glass ofwine
........................ and stop having ideas!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey ladys robbie williams here just tryin to sell some sexy underware and just wonderd if you are interested to let me in
nah, NOT interested, we have Dambuster...........
sarge dambusters in there sarge
Dave, you have been told once, he is our guest, now if you want to come in what are you offering........
Dave this ladders very wobbly. Are you holding it??? confused :?
Dave?
Dave????

Dave!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
sarge iam gettin weak that sarah has a nice bum. i might go awol.
crash, Sarge falls off ladder, Debbie best send for an ambulance and get him to hospital, don't open the door though,
sarah let me rub your back and massarge your bum i will do anything. I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
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sarah let me rub your back and massarge your bum i will do anything. I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE

You go with Sarge in the ambulance, and when you get back (in at least 4 hours time) us girls will consdier letting you in...............imagine going up a ladder in this weather
Right that's them gone for 4 hours, now peace, now Dambuster, what would you like us girls to do for you..................
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Dambuster!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
How did you get in there???? :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? :?

Guile, cunning, subterfuge and blatant tarting ! ! ! ! ! Bring on the Herfy wink
I didn't want to be here. I wanted to be home by now; making myself pretty for tonite.
Sarah, I can feel the tension leaving my shoulders and neck now. Perhaps you'd like to move a little lower now ??
Ha ! ! ! Loaded ! ! I'm off.
Sarge wakes up not knowing where he is or for that matter, who he is. (I'm sure this has happened in the GFZ before) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where am I??? :silly: :silly: :silly: (No I'm NOT Dawn Mids!!)
sorry sarge you gotta admit it. she has got a nice bum. dose it hurt much sarge
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Sarge wakes up not knowing where he is or for that matter, who he is. (I'm sure this has happened in the GFZ before) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where am I??? :silly: :silly: :silly: (No I'm NOT Dawn Mids!!)

Sarge, you are in hospital, there are some nice young nurses here who are going to look after you for the new 4 hours, now lie still................
Mmmmm, ................................ nurses :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
:cry: :cry: :cry: its all my fault if only i didnt see that bum.
Dave it is your job to look after the Sarge inthe hospital for the next 4 hours, as you let go of the ladder.
Who's this Sarge bloke??? confused :? :? :? :? :? :? :?
Right that is that sorted,
The new door swipe card system is installed, cards available for the girls only, if the males want one they are gonig to have to be very very nice to us girlies.
FFS IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY. evil End of my weeks holiday then. :evil:
I'll go have a soak in the jacuzzi and hope someone can distract me from thinking about going back to work next week :shock:
*easy wanders in, strips off and slides into the jacuzzi*
Creeps out slowly to make her way to Blackpool,
Leaving door swipe cards, with the next woman in..............
Just make sure Sarge doesn't break down the door with his tank when he gets back