*slips quietly into the jacuzzi while nobody's looking.
Is there a tender lady around to give me a little shoulder massage. I am soooooooooofeckintense and wound up.
I asked my traffic controller on Monday for a guaranteed Friday finish, and an early finish would be good because I've a big date tonight for the whole weekend.
She gives me a 9am tip in Leeds - perfect.
Reload Dewsbury. Not so perfect. Tip Leeds, pull into Dewsbury - FOURTH in a queue FFS ! ! !
Now I've gotta get back to Doncaster, clear my motor completley for MOT.
Will I be washing the motor ?? NO ! ! !
Will I be cleaning the cab ?? NO ! ! !
So - if you see a plain white M.A.N with no livery pulling a mustard coloured box barrelling alound the M1, M18 - get outta my way ! ! ! ! 44,390kgs and I'm ignoring the middle pedal :wink
Oh Dambuster how did you get in here, Debbie locked the door.
But as you are here you can stay, bakc massage, no problems, wine, .......................
dave, you are not coming in unless, you make it worth our while, now what you offering
hey ladys robbie williams here just tryin to sell some sexy underware and just wonderd if you are interested to let me in
nah, NOT interested, we have Dambuster...........
sarge dambusters in there sarge
Dave, you have been told once, he is our guest, now if you want to come in what are you offering........
sarge iam gettin weak that sarah has a nice bum. i might go awol.
crash, Sarge falls off ladder, Debbie best send for an ambulance and get him to hospital, don't open the door though,
sarah let me rub your back and massarge your bum i will do anything. I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
Sarge wakes up not knowing where he is or for that matter, who he is. (I'm sure this has happened in the GFZ before) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where am I??? :silly: :silly: :silly: (No I'm NOT Dawn Mids!!)
sorry sarge you gotta admit it. she has got a nice bum. dose it hurt much sarge
Mmmmm, ................................ nurses :smitten: :smitten: :smitten: :smitten:
:cry: :cry: :cry: its all my fault if only i didnt see that bum.
Dave it is your job to look after the Sarge inthe hospital for the next 4 hours, as you let go of the ladder.
Right that is that sorted,
The new door swipe card system is installed, cards available for the girls only, if the males want one they are gonig to have to be very very nice to us girlies.
Creeps out slowly to make her way to Blackpool,
Leaving door swipe cards, with the next woman in..............
Just make sure Sarge doesn't break down the door with his tank when he gets back