*slips quietly into the jacuzzi while nobody's looking.
Is there a tender lady around to give me a little shoulder massage. I am soooooooooofeckintense and wound up.
I asked my traffic controller on Monday for a guaranteed Friday finish, and an early finish would be good because I've a big date tonight for the whole weekend.
She gives me a 9am tip in Leeds - perfect.
Reload Dewsbury. Not so perfect. Tip Leeds, pull into Dewsbury - FOURTH in a queue FFS ! ! !
Now I've gotta get back to Doncaster, clear my motor completley for MOT.
Will I be washing the motor ?? NO ! ! !
Will I be cleaning the cab ?? NO ! ! !
So - if you see a plain white M.A.N with no livery pulling a mustard coloured box barrelling alound the M1, M18 - get outta my way ! ! ! ! 44,390kgs and I'm ignoring the middle pedal :wink
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GFZ - The Girlie Free Zone !!!
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Dave, I will climb onto the roof and lower this bucket on string. You fill it with rats and I'll drop them down the chimney!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
When they come running out of the door screaming like the girlies they are, you run in and don't let them back in!! :shock: :shock: :shock::roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
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Sarge.....honestly, as if daves gonna run the other way to the three naked ladies!!!
Sex God
Oh Dambuster how did you get in here, Debbie locked the door.
But as you are here you can stay, bakc massage, no problems, wine, .......................
But as you are here you can stay, bakc massage, no problems, wine, .......................
Sex God
dave, you are not coming in unless, you make it worth our while, now what you offering
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dambuster!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
How did you get in there???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Sarge, you leave Dambuster alone, he is our guest
he is quite happy with 3 women in the jacuzzi, and a glass ofwine
:lol: :lol: :lol: Sex God
nah, NOT interested, we have Dambuster...........
Sex God
Dave, you have been told once, he is our guest, now if you want to come in what are you offering........
Sex God
crash, Sarge falls off ladder, Debbie best send for an ambulance and get him to hospital, don't open the door though,
Sex God
Quote by bikerdave
sarah let me rub your back and massarge your bum i will do anything. I WILL BE YOUR SLAVE
You go with Sarge in the ambulance, and when you get back (in at least 4 hours time) us girls will consdier letting you in...............imagine going up a ladder in this weather
Right that's them gone for 4 hours, now peace, now Dambuster, what would you like us girls to do for you..................
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Dambuster!!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:
How did you get in there???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Guile, cunning, subterfuge and blatant tarting ! ! ! ! ! Bring on the Herfy
I didn't want to be here. I wanted to be home by now; making myself pretty for tonite.
Sarah, I can feel the tension leaving my shoulders and neck now. Perhaps you'd like to move a little lower now ??
Ha ! ! ! Loaded ! ! I'm off.
Sex God
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sarge wakes up not knowing where he is or for that matter, who he is. (I'm sure this has happened in the GFZ before) :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Where am I??? :silly: :silly: :silly: (No I'm NOT Dawn Mids!!)
Sarge, you are in hospital, there are some nice young nurses here who are going to look after you for the new 4 hours, now lie still................
Sex God
Dave it is your job to look after the Sarge inthe hospital for the next 4 hours, as you let go of the ladder.
Sex God
Right that is that sorted,
The new door swipe card system is installed, cards available for the girls only, if the males want one they are gonig to have to be very very nice to us girlies.
The new door swipe card system is installed, cards available for the girls only, if the males want one they are gonig to have to be very very nice to us girlies.
Sex God
FFS IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY. 
End of my weeks holiday then. :evil:
I'll go have a soak in the jacuzzi and hope someone can distract me from thinking about going back to work next week :shock:
*easy wanders in, strips off and slides into the jacuzzi*
End of my weeks holiday then. :evil: I'll go have a soak in the jacuzzi and hope someone can distract me from thinking about going back to work next week :shock:
*easy wanders in, strips off and slides into the jacuzzi*
Sex God
Creeps out slowly to make her way to Blackpool,
Leaving door swipe cards, with the next woman in..............
Just make sure Sarge doesn't break down the door with his tank when he gets back
Leaving door swipe cards, with the next woman in..............
Just make sure Sarge doesn't break down the door with his tank when he gets back
