GFZ - The Munch Free Zone | Swinging Heaven

29 Oct 2004

Quote by MrsFC
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Indulge with fun and bubbles !!! :twisted:

29 Oct 2004

That must mean it's time I nipped to Tesco to find a nice liitle Italian to open the weekrnd with.

29 Oct 2004

And don't forget to bring it back here !!!!!
Ooooh dont forget a nice bottle of bubble for Jags !!!! wink

I'll do the washing up seen as no one done it last week !! evil

Now where's the pinny ??????

29 Oct 2004

Quote by MrsFC
And don't forget to bring it back here !!!!!
Ooooh dont forget a nice bottle of bubble for Jags !!!!
I'll do the washing up seen as no one done it last week !!
Now where's the pinny ??????

... erm I think Easy went home in the pinny after the SHUnion commandered his clothes as flags :shock:
Just wondering if I can be bothered with a jacuzzi tonight ... mind if Dambuster is off for a bottle of italian I might just hang around and dip with him ...... I've it on good authority that he's good in a jacuzzi :wink:

29 Oct 2004

Quote by MrsFC
And don't forget to bring it back here !!!!!
Ooooh dont forget a nice bottle of bubble for Jags !!!!
I'll do the washing up seen as no one done it last week !!
Now where's the pinny ??????

If you're doing the washing up, why would jags need the bubbles??
I'm just hoping Misschief is on duty later in case I start wandering around the worse for wear making my usual arse of myself. rolleyes

Right that's it I'm off to get pretty to go to Tesco.
See you all later.

Quote by Julia Roberts
If I forget to tell you later; I had a great time tonight

29 Oct 2004

Quote by MrsFC
Ooooh dont forget a nice bottle of bubble for Jags !!!!

Cos I DESERVE it lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I made me happy and lots of other people happy too ... and bubbly would be fantastic thanks!
:bounce: :bounce:
(not prone to bouncing generally but think this needs it!!) NBJ passionkiss

:smitten:

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags

Ooooh dont forget a nice bottle of bubble for Jags !!!!

Cos I DESERVE it lol

:lol: :lol: :lol:
I made me happy and lots of other people happy too ... and bubbly would be fantastic thanks!
:bounce: :bounce:
(not prone to bouncing generally but think this needs it!!) NBJ passionkiss

:smitten:
You do deserve the bubbly Jags.............. :wink:
Mind you did Dambuster bring back any bubbly ???? evil

and not the one that keeps your hands soft !! :evil:

29 Oct 2004

evening all,
after a hard days slog, i'm in need of a nice chilled beer........now who's on serving duties tonight !? drinkies

oh misschief.....

29 Oct 2004

Yeeeeeeeeeeee-hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! :bounce: :bounce:
Will gets into the GFZ on a Friday evening!!! Right then, lets get about 3 bottles of red open for starters - because I think the first isn't going to last me mor than about half an hour!! Went to the supermarket on the way home followed by the off-licence, so I am all stocked for the weekend.
Unfortunately, no Sappho this weekend ( sad

:cry: ) as we both have far too much to do at our respective ends of the country. As mine is all boring paperwork it is going to seem a VERY long weekend evil

, so I will need all the alcoholic consolation I can get.
I only hope that the Divinely Decadent one herself pops in and says 'Hello' to us all at some point :inlove:
Before I sign off and go and hunt for the corkscrew I will relate what happened as I was paying for the wine in Unwins.
There was an absolutely stunning girl behind the counter, who I hadn't seen before (Methinks it may not be the last time I pop to Unwins this weekend :twisted smile

helped herself to a can of ginger beer and a Kinder chocolate bar and said to her male colleague, in all innocence, "My mouth's bored. It needs something to wake it up!" :shock: :shock:
Those who know me will find it hard to believe that I didn't make a comment, but I was tempted. Boy, was I tempted :twisted: :twisted: :shock:
Instead, I left rather hurriedly before I said something that I might regret redface

Well, after all - I might want to go back (in about an hour I should think rotflmao

)
For Sappho (if she reads this) : She was a shortish very slim (but not skinny) black girl. Naturally pretty with gorgeous sparkly eyes and the most stunning smile you have ever seen. You would have approved!
Right then. Off for a few minutes of piano playing, with a pint of G&T for company, before settling down to pizza and red wine and a return visit to here!
See you all later.
Will
Delighted to be back :happy: but gutted not to be in Shropshire this weekend :cry:

29 Oct 2004

Will,
:cheers: long time no see, glad to hear from you, allow me to open that bottle for you drinkies

29 Oct 2004

Brumlad, my dear chap!! It's always a pleasure :cheers:
Actually, I must go and open a real bottle. All this virtual wine is make me damned thirsty.
Will

29 Oct 2004

Quick!!!! :shock: Hide the corkscrew and barricade the doors.
I have just seen Jags posting in the Cafe. :eeek: If she gets to that red wine there'll be nothing left for anyone! :shock: :shock:
Now try and look innocent and casual as if there's nothing untoward going on! cool

Will

29 Oct 2004

Quote by willxx69
I have just seen Jags posting in the Cafe. :eeek: If she gets to that red wine there'll be nothing left for anyone! :shock: :shock:

I've cunningly disguised the bottles as candlestick holders, and stuffed the corks down the back of the sofa..... anyone got any mints, Jags can sniff out wine a mile away :shock:

29 Oct 2004

:idea: Get one of those incense thingies and burn some tea tree and mint or something.
Sod it! Sappho's the expert aromatherapist. It's just sod's law that she can't be here when we need her.
Hang on! I have a better idea. The best way to protect the wine from Jags is to drink it all NOW!. Come on, brumlad. Open wide! Pass those pint glasses and open the Cab Sauv. This calls for some serious drinking! :cheers: drinkies

Will

29 Oct 2004

Lovely to see you Will biggrin

Send my regards to the devine Sappho. Sorry you wont both be at the Notts munch. Miss seeing both of you around. Im on white tonight so wont mix my drinks if you dont mind as I only become evil and its a little too early to be evil :twisted: :twisted: lol

29 Oct 2004

if i stuff several straws into this bottle, and some umbrellas and a sparkler, she'll think it's a poncy cocktail :giggle:

29 Oct 2004

everybody

So im in a celebrating mood,sod that red wine vinegar stuff we need something very sparkly :beer:

29 Oct 2004

Will how nice to see you again.... lol

Pour me a glass of red my friend :P

29 Oct 2004

Cheap Cava coming up Clare all I have here redface

ops: but after the first 3 bottles you wont know the difference lol

29 Oct 2004

Wow busy in here tonight ....
We all in pre munch warm up mode?? Gonna miss all those not going.

29 Oct 2004

Quote by willxx69
Quick!!!! :shock: Hide the corkscrew and barricade the doors.
I have just seen Jags posting in the Cafe. :eeek: If she gets to that red wine there'll be nothing left for anyone! :shock: :shock:
Now try and look innocent and casual as if there's nothing untoward going on!
Will

Oi you! I need the red wine for purely medicinal reasons. OK... I have been on half term but seemed to spend all week doing chores, paperwork, techie things with the car and bluetooth/modulators stuff :shock: :shock:
A large glass please you lot. lol

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Wow busy in here tonight ....
We all in pre munch warm up mode?? Gonna miss all those not going.

Getting there Calista lolxxxxxx

29 Oct 2004

Quote by Jags
A large glass please you lot.

** Passes Jags a large EMPTY glass **
Sorry Jags, we've only got manly beer, we did have some hic wine around here hic somewhere, but between will and hic myself, we seem to hic have misplaced hic them....BURRRRRP
:crazy:

29 Oct 2004

BRUMLAD
Put down that manly beer, the froth is sticking to your bum fluff. Come back when your old enough. The coke and straws are over there on the table, oh and you can have a bag of crisps if your good.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

29 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
A large glass please you lot.

** Passes Jags a large EMPTY glass **
Sorry Jags, we've only got manly beer, we did have some hic wine around here hic somewhere, but between will and hic myself, we seem to hic have misplaced hic them....BURRRRRP
:crazy:
:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

29 Oct 2004

:laughabove:
laughs out loud at the same time as taking a large swig of manly beer, spraying it everywhere blink

yes mother !!!
what a scarey thought, wilma as my mum :eeek:

29 Oct 2004

Flippin Heck - nearly all the old crowd are in (hiWilma, MrsFC,Jags!!!!!!!!) - and I am going to be otherwise engaged this evening!!!!!!!
I've been away from home all week and I picked up my Ann Summers goodies from Angels on the way home! We have scoured the house for batteries and found just enough!
So have a great night everyone - I intend to!!!!! wink

Hugs
Alex x x

29 Oct 2004

while Wilma's lounging on the sofa, I grab hold of her shotgun and sneak off behind the sofa :giggle:
brumlad then carefull pours the wine down both barrels and pops the corks in the end :giggle: and carefully puts the shotgun back bolt

Oh Wilma honey, would you like this inflatable ring !? Might make things a bit more comfortable for you :grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

29 Oct 2004

Wilma looks up to se Brumlad playing a BOYISH prank. Little does he know I never bring firearms into the GFZ, only the plastic toy one I keep for fun. Ahhhhhhh Boys and their toys.....let him play a while before I.............
Take him home and tuck him up in bed!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

29 Oct 2004

And I still haven't been given a drink..................................
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