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Jags
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
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o.k. first drinks on me..... soya latte anyone ?? :shock:
Unknown User
Quote by splendid33
o.k. first drinks on me..... soya latte anyone ?? :shock:

No thanks!
Think I'll just sit here quietly.
smile
Unknown User
Quote by Kiss
Think I'll just sit here quietly.
smile

That will be a first lol
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady

Think I'll just sit here quietly.
smile

That will be a first lol
Bugger off Polo. :kick:
:lol2:
Unknown User
Do you want a crisp?
Be careful - they can make your throat dry and start you coughing rotflmao
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Do you want a crisp?
Be careful - they can make your throat dry and start you coughing rotflmao

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You are a cheeky mare!
Unknown User
I am sure there are worse things to be called :P
Unknown User
Good evening all.
To start the weekend off may I offer all the ladys a kiss NO you do not have to accept.
I will now go and sit in the OAP corner and wait for the floor show to start >>>>>>>>>>
Phredd (chained Zimmer frame to the bar)
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Are you still trying to claim discount on the lap dances phredd?
Unknown User
Quote by PoloLady
Are you still trying to claim discount on the lap dances phredd?

Nooooooooo
I get them free now just like my Bus Pass and TV licence wink just like my free seat in the GFZ.
Phredd
ps = but I have to sit QT and not fart to often.>>>>>>>>
H__x
Sex God
Right.
I was supposed to be going dancin tonight but plans change. Now I'm sitting here waiting for a rather gorgeous guy to turn up and hopefully make my plane journey somewhat uncomfortable due to urm..........over use of the seating area redface
So, first rounds on me biggrin
H.x
Unknown User
Line em up please..... It's gonna be a heavy night sad
Unknown User
I'll have a latte but with real milk please. I'm back to work tonight for the first of 3.
Any choccie biccies going too? biggrin
Firelizard
Sex God
Fire sets up scented candles, essential oils, soft music and warms hands ready for sexual massage............ :twisted:
Oh and can I have a bacardi and coke please?
I can't pour it my hands are all oily. wink
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flippin eck.....
I am getting the latte with real milk choccie biccys ... whatever shireen wants whenever she wants it :twisted:
bacardi and coke....
and I am hanging up my pinny cos me soya milk latte is going cold
Unknown User
Quote by splendid33
whatever shireen wants whenever she wants it :twisted:

You and now?? dunno :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Shireen_Mids
whatever shireen wants whenever she wants it :twisted:

You and now?? dunno :twisted:
greedy bitch
:giggle:
Unknown User
And your point is?? dunno
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Unknown User
Just got home! biggrin
Cranberry juice please.
Unknown User
Anything alcoholic please.
Louise xx
Unknown User
Just had me chips now for a nice fosters EC
mmmmmmmmm
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my shoulder dunno
Stormwalker
Sex God
Quote by PoloLady
my shoulder dunno

I’d rather not get frostbite if it's all the same with you.
Unknown User
just use it to chill ya drink then lol
Unknown User
Hehehe
Sounds like we have a cold meat salad tonight lol
"Hot Tongue" & "Cold Shoulder"
Phredd .
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You watch where you are going with that hot tongue - especially if you've forgotten the denture-grip again :shock: lol :lol: :lol:
Firelizard
Sex God
Quote by firelizard
Fire sets up scented candles, essential oils, soft music and warms hands ready for sexual massage............ :twisted:
Oh and can I have a bacardi and coke please?
I can't pour it my hands are all oily. wink

Fire packs away massage oils and candles, downs the bacardi and stomps off to the shower cos no-one wants a massage :cry:
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wink
If I forget the Polygrip I will do what I done last time :->>>>>>

Use yours.
Phredd bolt