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Awww fire hunni :therethere: I'd love one but I'd be too relaxed for work tonight.
See you about tomorrow morning though? wink
Quote by firelizard
Fire sets up scented candles, essential oils, soft music and warms hands ready for sexual massage............ :twisted:
Oh and can I have a bacardi and coke please?
I can't pour it my hands are all oily. wink

Fire packs away massage oils and candles, downs the bacardi and stomps off to the shower cos no-one wants a massage :cry:
:lol2:
You can always rub me up.
Phredd
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If I forget the Polygrip I will do what I done last time ....Use yours

I don't have a parrot? confused
Quote by firelizard
Fire sets up scented candles, essential oils, soft music and warms hands ready for sexual massage............ :twisted:
Oh and can I have a bacardi and coke please?
I can't pour it my hands are all oily. wink

Fire packs away massage oils and candles, downs the bacardi and stomps off to the shower cos no-one wants a massage :cry:
Ahhh my aching bod could do with a rubdown :rascal:
Quote by firelizard
Fire sets up scented candles, essential oils, soft music and warms hands ready for sexual massage............ :twisted:
Oh and can I have a bacardi and coke please?
I can't pour it my hands are all oily. wink

Fire packs away massage oils and candles, downs the bacardi and stomps off to the shower cos no-one wants a massage :cry:I'd love a massage please! Things are still pretty grim here so I could do with some serious cheering up.
Will sad
Quote by willxx69
I'd love a massage please! Things are still pretty grim here so I could do with some serious cheering up.
Will sad

:therethere: Will - I'll run a nice hot bubbly bath and come and wash your back wink
After a what seemed like a lifetime of journeys in the wilderness the weary traveller gazed into the darkened valley below and saw the all familiar lights of home, shaking the snow off his boots and cloak he entered the inn and drank in the sight s of his past,
A caption from my book, what u recon guys, any good?
Large Vodka please, and a bucket of JD to follow :cheers:
Good to see you back Pete! :cheers:
Sarah and FB, thanks for the kisses and comforting it's much appreciated. FB - I'll take you up on that bath - and the back washing (though the front's more interesting! :rascalsmile
Will
No Pete, that should be a bucket of vodka and a glass of JD to follow, wink
Come and sit in the corner over here, I will sit on your knee and we can talk about the first thing that comes up :twisted: (promise not to put my full weight on you, dont want you with a broken leg)
Quote by willxx69
Good to see you back Pete! :cheers:
Sarah and FB, thanks for the kisses and comforting it's much appreciated. FB - I'll take you up on that bath - and the back washing (though the front's more interesting! :rascalsmile
Will

I daresay it is Will, but I wouldn't want to appear too eager, would I? biggrin
Me being shy and all that
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Me being shy and all that

:shock: Coffee meets monitor moment there :giggle:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Me being shy and all that

:shock: Coffee meets monitor moment there :giggle:
Whyyyyyy? Have you met that naughty FB who locks me away sometimes when she goes out to play?
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No Pete, that should be a bucket of vodka and a glass of JD to follow, wink
Come and sit in the corner over here, I will sit on your knee and we can talk about the first thing that comes up :twisted: (promise not to put my full weight on you, dont want you with a broken leg)

omg please dont go there redface its three weeks fgs woman rolleyes <whispers> have you seen the size of my legs? bring it on :rascal:
Quote by Pete_sw
have you seen the size of my legs? bring it on :rascal:

Have you seen the size of my arse lol right shove up, get the vodka out and lets see if that shy freckledbird wants to come and join us wink
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Whyyyyyy? Have you met that naughty FB who locks me away sometimes when she goes out to play?

Yeah now you come to mention it I think I have met her at a munch once or twice.... :dry: Complete tart she is :shock:
Quote by Shireen_Mids
Whyyyyyy? Have you met that naughty FB who locks me away sometimes when she goes out to play?

Yeah now you come to mention it I think I have met her at a munch once or twice.... :dry: Complete tart she is :shock:
OI! I am not a bloody tart!
FB worried now in case people think she's a tart redface :cry:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
have you seen the size of my legs? bring it on :rascal:

Have you seen the size of my arse lol right shove up, get the vodka out and lets see if that shy freckledbird wants to come and join us wink
just waiting for a certain thigh lover to coment :shock:
i would love to see the s.o.y.a. and if that was an invite consider it accepted :shock:
<< shoves up, right into the falout shelter and locks the door rotflmao
what dunno
I thought we were on about the naughty FB that locks you up and goes out to play not you dunno :confused2:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: bolt
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FB worried now in case people think she's a tart redface :cry:

She is a complete tart, she keeps promising all these snogs and then leaves it to Mr FB :shock: I am just sooooo disapointed with her wink
(But Mr FB is one hell of a good snogger) :twisted:
Pete, think we need to go to the flirting thread, or we will get chucked out of here (fancy coming in the jacuzzi while no ones looking) :twisted:
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
FB worried now in case people think she's a tart redface :cry:

She is a complete tart, she keeps promising all these snogs and then leaves it to Mr FB :shock: I am just sooooo disapointed with her wink
(But Mr FB is one hell of a good snogger) :twisted:
No, someone keeps running away and hiding from her. lol
Quote by Pete_sw
and a bucket of JD to follow :cheers:

A bucket of JD sounds good - I haven't been pissed in years and I'm not a heavy drinker, but it should be interesting to see how far I get before passing out. :shock:
A bucket of JD please!
Hi 36, mind If I pull up a sofa and sit with you while i empty by bottle of red wine?
pink x
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Hi 36, mind If I pull up a sofa and sit with you while i empty by bottle of red wine?
pink x

Wow this JD is seems to be having a faster affect than expected - I just imagined a hot sexy women pulling up a sofa. wink
Sure pink, you're always welcome. drinkies
Any seats left in this place lol
I will have another Fosters EC and a packet o nuts please :lol:
Quote by goose35
Any seats left in this place lol
I will have another Fosters EC and a packet o nuts please :lol:

'ere have my nuts I don't need 'em.... and the seat next to me is always free for you orangeman :cheers: passionkiss
evening fine people, southern comfort and lemoande please
This bucket is almost empty...

ha that's better.
Another bucket please.
Morning all wave
any coffee on the go? coffee