GFZ | Swinging Heaven

16 Sep 2005

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

16 Sep 2005

wooohoooo
I'm over here..........
More wine for the fridge.........
What is the topic for this weeks GFZ?
Can I still use Sgt blue ink?

16 Sep 2005

Am I the only bloke here???????
I was hoping to catch up with a few of the guys!! You know, shoot the breeze, drink beer and fine malt and perhaps be lavished with attention from the girls for a change :shock:
Actually,thatcould be our theme this weekend in a kind of GFZ role reversal type way.
Any takers? (as opposed to ermmm Givers redface

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16 Sep 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Am I the only bloke here???????
I was hoping to catch up with a few of the guys!! You know, shoot the breeze, drink beer and fine malt and perhaps be lavished with attention from the girls for a change :shock:
Actually, that could be our theme this weekend in a kind of GFZ role reversal type way.
Any takers? (as opposed to ermmm Givers )

I'm here! Just finished a pint of Caffery's and preparing to be lavished tomorrow! The fine malt will come later. Mmmmmm! lol

16 Sep 2005

Well I think were even stephens now,but if any of the ladys fancy a drink or maybe something else let me know(especialy sarah like the pics hun redface

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16 Sep 2005

Donsidelovers, I could do with getting lavished if you're offering :twisted:
I've been drinking bubbly........................ooooohhhh those bubbles are wonderful :beer:
It's very quiet in here, where is everyone?
Fee
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16 Sep 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Donsidelovers, I could do with getting lavished if you're offering :twisted:
I've been drinking bubbly........................ooooohhhh those bubbles are wonderful :beer:
It's very quiet in here, where is everyone?
Fee
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Not so much 'lavished' as 'ravished'!!!! :twisted:
Hope you have been drinking the bubbly the way we showed you! innocent

16 Sep 2005

Quote by donsidelovers
Donsidelovers, I could do with getting lavished if you're offering :twisted:
I've been drinking bubbly........................ooooohhhh those bubbles are wonderful :beer:
It's very quiet in here, where is everyone?
Fee
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Not so much 'lavished' as 'ravished'!!!! :twisted:
Hope you have been drinking the bubbly the way we showed you! innocent

Oii..............you pair get a room!!!!!!!!!again :twisted: :twisted:

16 Sep 2005

Quote by donsidelovers
Hope you have been drinking the bubbly the way we showed you!

Is there any other way?? :shock: :rascal:
Could you tell it wasn't my first time? wink

Fee
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16 Sep 2005

Aaah - all is right with the world. Mrs FC opening the GFZ again. Wine chilling and the Laird's malt winking at me from the decanter.
By the way - where are you Steph - it's flipping cold over here!
I'll have a Leffe and a chaser please :twisted: (then a small tot of malt to follow!)

16 Sep 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Donsidelovers, I could do with getting lavished if you're offering :twisted:
I've been drinking bubbly........................ooooohhhh those bubbles are wonderful :beer:
It's very quiet in here, where is everyone?
Fee
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Not so much 'lavished' as 'ravished'!!!! :twisted:
Hope you have been drinking the bubbly the way we showed you! innocent

Oii..............you pair get a room!!!!!!!!!again :twisted: :twisted:
Yes please!!!!!!!!! :P

16 Sep 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee

Hope you have been drinking the bubbly the way we showed you!

Is there any other way?? :shock: :rascal:
Could you tell it wasn't my first time? wink

Fee
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You didn't come across as a 'bubbly virgin' I have to admit..... :wink:

16 Sep 2005

can i have a glass off wine please steph xxxxx

16 Sep 2005

Quote by salt_n_pepper
can i have a glass off wine please steph xxxxx

'SOkay - Steph's having a bit of a snore in the corner. Here have a couple of glasses - and settle in alongside me.
Is that Fee's voice I hear coming from Sarge's cupboard?

16 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Aaah - all is right with the world. Mrs FC opening the GFZ again. Wine chilling and the Laird's malt winking at me from the decanter.
By the way - where are you Steph - it's flipping cold over here!
I'll have a Leffe and a chaser please :twisted: (then a small tot of malt to follow!)

Tune
large Malt coming up....
Islay or Speyside??

16 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
can i have a glass off wine please steph xxxxx

'SOkay - Steph's having a bit of a snore in the corner. Here have a couple of glasses - and settle in alongside me.
Is that Fee's voice I hear coming from Sarge's cupboard?
thank you tune best not wake steph

16 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Is that Fee's voice I hear coming from Sarge's cupboard?

:shock: I wondered where she'd gotten to!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

16 Sep 2005

bleedin hell, place full of women again
evening all wave

who let the cheeky girls in.... i mean.... sarah and fee dunno

a pint of your best bitter please barperson, and make sure there's no lipstick on the glass this week :fuckinghell: i wish Judy would stick to the shorts
wasn't sure of the theme so i've stuck to black ink :thumbup: don't want to piss the sarge off again mad

16 Sep 2005

Quote by westerross
Is that Fee's voice I hear coming from Sarge's cupboard?

:rascal:
Oh yes Sarge, keep goin'.................Mmmmmmmmmm
God, why didn't anyone tell me Sarge was sooooooo goooood!!!!! hump

There's room for more peeps in the cupboard if you want to join in :twisted:
TUNE AND JOHNEBOY GET IN HERE NOW !!!
Fee
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16 Sep 2005

johneboy sticks his head out of Sarge's cupboard door
Good job it's dark in there :grin: :thumbup:

16 Sep 2005

Quote by johneboy
johneboy sticks his head out of Sarge's cupboard door
Good job it's dark in there :grin: :thumbup:

Enjoying that Johneboy??
Want more light so you can see the action?? :mrgreen:
Fee
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16 Sep 2005

Where is the Sarge anyway dunno

He needs to get in this cupboard and tidy it up...... have you seen the junk in here, it's like Pandora's Box....... I just tripped over Meaty's poll and got tangled up in DaveNotts' thread FFS :fuckinghell:

16 Sep 2005

Think its just you and me johneboy hump

Fee
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16 Sep 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Think its just you and me johneboy
Fee
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I'd join in with you ANYTIME babes
:twisted: :twisted: :twisted: wink

16 Sep 2005

Need beer, need sofa.. long week and not capable of intelligent thought right now... confused

Anyone able to unruffle a ruffled tall hairy type person?

16 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Need beer, need sofa.. long week and not capable of intelligent thought right now...
Anyone able to unruffle a ruffled tall hairy type person?

Dont have beer with me but a fine Malt may go down well.
After all your effort on the Calander, We owe you a drink.................

16 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Anyone able to unruffle a ruffled tall hairy type person?

I'll leave the unruffling to the girls tho'
Have you checked Sarge's cupboard yet???? :shock:

16 Sep 2005

Thank you, a decent malt will do very well as a beer substitute smile

16 Sep 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Thank you, a decent malt will do very well as a beer substitute

Not a problem mate............here, have a large one wink

16 Sep 2005

Think its just you and me johneboy hump

Fee
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