GFZ | Swinging Heaven

22 Oct 2004

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

22 Oct 2004

Woooooooooo Hooooooooooooo I'm first in!!..............
Quickly strips off and runs to the jacuzzi......
Mmmmmmm............ Lovely.....
Now where's the serving men????
Shireen
xxx

22 Oct 2004

Is there room for one more there?
..... fetches her bottle of aussie wine and two glasses .. here look I've popped the first bottle ...
slips out of her clothes and into the jacuzzi ...
bliss
Calista xx

22 Oct 2004

*lifts head out of the water looking like a prune*
OK who locked up last week? mad

:x :x
7 bloody days I've been locked in here. Sarge has been neglecting his duties as nightwatchman and I ran out of beer so I had to drink wine.... evil

:evil: :evil:
Oh and the toilets backed up, so I had to use the empty wine bottles. redface

Calista, you may not want the contents of that bottle. :shock: (or maybe you do....who am I to judge dunno

:huh: )

22 Oct 2004

Calista hun kiss

Ooohhhh Aussie wine, my fave.....
Easy!!..... So thats where you have been hiding.... Are you okay???? :therethere:
Shireen
xx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Calista hun Ooohhhh Aussie wine, my fave.....
Easy!!..... So thats where you have been hiding.... Are you okay???? :therethere:
Shireen
xx

Shireen........ DON'T DRINK THE WINE!!!
Yeah I'm fine. There was plenty of food and drink in (notice the was there :twisted: biggrin

) and I thought I'd better have a bath before you lot arrive.
*Rubber duck pops up to surface of the water and bobs around*
redface

ops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Better get dried off and put some clothes on now people are starting to arrive.

22 Oct 2004

Easy

:smackbottom:
It's okay i bought the wine with me ..... nice little bottle that Morbius Uni lecturer sent it for me ;)
think we need to sack Easy as nominated barman as he might not serve uus girlies with the best drink :shock:
BTW ... easy??? 7 days in the water .... erm .... does this mean the water hasn't been changed? Looks closely at Easy and you're all wrinkled :shock:

22 Oct 2004

Erm......... perhaps we ought to make easy clean the jacuzzi calista :shock:
Gently eases her way out of the jacuzzi....
Good job you bought the wine with you calista there's not telling what easy has been doing in here for the last 7 days... wink

Shireen
xxx

22 Oct 2004

Stand aside, official inspection underway...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Erm......... perhaps we ought to make easy clean the jacuzzi calista :shock:
Gently eases her way out of the jacuzzi....
Good job you bought the wine with you calista there's not telling what easy has been doing in here for the last 7 days...
Shireen
xxx

I personally think we should hide his clothes and force him to go get supplies as he seems to have emptied the fridge too ... so no fry up's on Sunday morning sad

The off licence is next to the supermarket .... he won't be long
Calista xx

22 Oct 2004

Oi easy!!....... :kick: Go and get some supplies and dont get lingering in the offie either!!....
Ooohhhh TnH you are such a sweetie kiss

Shireen
xxx

22 Oct 2004

Everyone,is it safe in here,the pm's theyre following me wherever i go :uhoh: :scared:
Btw,any room to hide in that there jacuzzi? cool

22 Oct 2004

I wouldn't try the jacuzzi until TnH has finishing with it Clare.... wink

Realises that she was ever so slightly rude to easy
Erm....... easy sweetie..... Would you mind going and getting some more supplies at all??.... passionkiss

Shireen
xxx
Off to find the chill pills it's been one of those weeks....

22 Oct 2004

How the fLuckin' ell did you lot get past the official picket line outside?! evil

My GOD!! - what HAPPENED to this place? Its a tip - AGAIN!! rolleyes

EASY!! Bollox to the shoppin' mate - get your arse (dressed or NOT!) outside and on picket duty NOW. TnH, move yourself, old son; no time for airy-fairy Union health & safety inspections at the moment - we've got a picket line to reinforce. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be on NERD duty?! :dry:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
How the fLuckin' ell did you lot get past the official picket line outside?!
My GOD!! - what HAPPENED to this place? Its a tip - AGAIN!!
EASY!! Bollox to the shoppin' mate - get your arse (dressed or NOT!) outside and on picket duty NOW. TnH, move yourself, old son; no time for airy-fairy Union health & safety inspections at the moment - we've got a picket line to reinforce. Anyway, aren't you supposed to be on NERD duty?! :dry:

..... points at Easy.... it was him
What have I missed anyway ... what union? what picket line? (which side am I on ((put it this way which side gets me lots of sex?? ))

22 Oct 2004

Good evening, sister Calista.
The chair refers you to the following thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/24552.html
Now, if your membership of the SH Union is up do date and all your credentials have been recently checked you too, pursuant to article 42, paragraph 13, section 2, sub-section (a) are eligible to stand around in the rain, next to an ineffective brazier nibbling chip butties and drinking tepid tea - all in the name of protecting SH members' rights and standing up to the heavy-handed and inequitable management at SH Towers.
So there (!)

22 Oct 2004

Well my NERD duties include ensuring noobs do don't catch any nasty things floating in the jacuzzi that they may then spread to non noobs. Anyway I got a solution, as of now the official line is right here..
We shall not be moved... Okies lets see how they do without the Jacuzzi... Well done brother easy, they have now all got out so up goes the sign and it ours :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

ok ok .... if I don't have to leave the warm and sensual atmosphere of the GFZ this weekend, I will definitely promise to treat all members (ooer) new and old (even more ooer) fairly and evenly (cough).
Is that pledge good enough??? Can I have some more wine now? and TnH is that jacuzzi clean yet? Gryphon .. shut the door on your way back to your caravan (SH union Picket Line HQ) unless your going to join us here???
Calista xx

22 Oct 2004

Sounds good enough to me, have an official union sash and feel free to slip back into the tub. All now offically cleaned...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
Sounds good enough to me, have an official union sash and feel free to slip back into the tub. All now offically cleaned...

Aww I might get me posh ( :!: ) sash wet if I get back in the jacuzzi sad

So what benefits do I get for wearing a sash? and it best not say "kick me" on the back Mr!!!!
Calista xx

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Sounds good enough to me, have an official union sash and feel free to slip back into the tub. All now offically cleaned...

Aww I might get me posh ( :!: ) sash wet if I get back in the jacuzzi sad

So what benefits do I get for wearing a sash? and it best not say "kick me" on the back Mr!!!!
Calista xx
The back of the sash can say anything you like, I got my marker pen here...

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Gryphon .. shut the door on your way back to your caravan (SH union Picket Line HQ) unless your going to join us here???

Fair point actually. Bollox to the caravan - it's cold and wet out there and Easy and Davej can say what they like - I'm staying in here!! :twisted:
After all, we do have at least three members present and a formal picket-line sign.
I believe that makes for a quorate meeting. I declare this session of the SHU Jacuzzi (protest occupation of) Working-Party to be open. All members will stand to order!! wink

22 Oct 2004

Quote by tallnhairy
The back of the sash can say anything you like, I got my marker pen here...

Hmmmmm need to think about that one .... "Official GFZ Member inspector"???? (union approved of course)

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Gryphon
All members will stand to order!!

Erm anatomical problem there ... I don't have a member to make stand .... erm ....
I have no objection to you standing to order on my behalf though :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

Sounds good to me!! Please feel free to come and inspect this member... :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista

The back of the sash can say anything you like, I got my marker pen here...

Hmmmmm need to think about that one .... "Official GFZ Member inspector"???? (union approved of course)
Ah ha! We got the conspirators but the short n curlers now, they may have their 'unofficial' inspections while all bona fida members can now be 'officially' inspected by our new union approved inspector!
Okies amend your Signature to indicate your role as Official Union GFZ inspector and we all set. Lets see em tempt us with the bra's now, hehe...

22 Oct 2004

Comrades, I do believe that the dispute may soon be settled - we now HAVE what we want!! wink

22 Oct 2004

ok amended my signature ... but don't you think it makes me sound like the toilet inspector sad

: or the nit nurse :?:
Gryphon ... honey consider yourself well and truely inspected .... :twisted:

22 Oct 2004

*easy walks in wearing the official sandwich board as posted by TnH as some bugger :huh: has sodded off with his clothes, and carrying about 18 months worth of food and booze*
Well that's us stocked for the weekend guys. biggrin

OI!

:x :x
Who cleaned my bath out... :x :x :x I hope you put ducky somewhere safe.:uhoh: I cannot have a bath without ducky........ *starting to get hysterical now*
Oh Shireen..........
WHERE'S ME BLUDDY CLOTHES. evil

:evil:

22 Oct 2004

Going round n round in the wash cycle, should only be a couple of hours but the boards suit you lol