GFZ | Swinging Heaven

18 Dec 2004

Bloody hell, quiet in here tonight. How are you doing KitKat? It's been an interesting couple of days hasn't it?
All I can say is I am no longer just a number. lol

Mine's a pint of strongbow and then a nice long soak in the Jacuzzi.
Roger the relaxing Dragon. biggrin

18 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
. . . dairy pillows . . .

evening all!
i was just bobbing in for a quick beer, as you do, mainly cos i heard a vague rumour that MrsFC had her norks ((( note spelling mark! rolleyes

;) ))) out for examination by all and sundry, and now i hear tales of dairy pillows and milkiness and stuff. so now i'm trying to decide, if that's just disgustingly pervy and i ought to be ashamed of me little self for even entertaining the thought, or if maybe there's yet unexplored avenues somewhere off an SH side street i don't know about? dunno

i'm gonna have a little lie down in the jacuzzi, and ponder on sappho's hormonally swollen bit's and bob's. just hope will ain't about! redface

oh and a pint please if anyones at the bar. don't s'pose MrsFC is on serving wench duties eh?
n x x x ;)

18 Dec 2004

Jacuzzi! I knew there was something I was supposed to do today! :doh: :doh:

18 Dec 2004

Neil tell me when the bar opens please i need a coffie!.........black strong 2 spoons of white suger!
OOOOOOOOOooo shoot can i say that :doh:

18 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Neil tell me when the bar opens please i need a coffie!.........black strong 2 spoons of white suger!
OOOOOOOOOooo shoot can i say that :doh:

Not unless one of the boys gives you permission to speak. :twisted: wink

lhk

19 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
Oh don't! You'll have me thinking about lactating milky ones next - thems were the days

I wonder if Sappho's breasts are lactating yet?
Think we should check?
lhk
Kat
I'll have you know lactating breats are a nothing but a bloody pain!!!! mad

*xxdevil69 goes off to change her breast pads :cry:

19 Dec 2004

Quote by KitKat
Neil tell me when the bar opens please i need a coffie!.........black strong 2 spoons of white suger!
OOOOOOOOOooo shoot can i say that :doh:

Not unless one of the boys gives you permission to speak. :twisted: wink

lhk
wow you are stronge...............and masterful.. meow
Now your not flirting with me are you Kat rolleyes

Debs purrs... purr

19 Dec 2004

Quote by Debbiewebs
Neil tell me when the bar opens please i need a coffie!.........black strong 2 spoons of white suger!
OOOOOOOOOooo shoot can i say that :doh:

Not unless one of the boys gives you permission to speak. :twisted: wink

lhk
wow you are stronge...............and masterful.. meow
Now your not flirting with me are you Kat rolleyes

Debs purrs... purr
Moi? :shock: I wouldn't dare!
Kats flirterometer:
1) You may tidy up. - Telly is good tonight, you have no chance.
2) You may bring me a drink. - If I am too lazy to have a wank - maybe
3) You may speak. - OK - tonight is your lucky night babe, shagging time.
:therethere: for devil
lhk

19 Dec 2004

Quote by xxdevil69

Oh don't! You'll have me thinking about lactating milky ones next - thems were the days

I wonder if Sappho's breasts are lactating yet?
Think we should check?
lhk
Kat
I'll have you know lactating breats are a nothing but a bloody pain!!!! mad

*xxdevil69 goes off to change her breast pads :cry:
oh bollox now look. got xxdevil69 lactating everywhere now FFS! this jacuzzi is *not* helping. seems a touch warm in here actually. must be that flu bug, running a temperature and all that? redface

i'm off to stand naked at the bar for a bit, and down a swift pint to cool down. don't mind me eh? oh and if i keep me back to you, it's not that i'm being ignorant or anything? redface

n x x x :P

19 Dec 2004

Quote by neilinleeds
. . . dairy pillows . . .

oh and a pint please if anyones at the bar. don't s'pose MrsFC is on serving wench duties eh?
n x x x ;)
Nope !!! Neil I'm not serving wench... confused

But seen as you have come in here I will make an exception for you.... biggrin

Mind you can you put on one of the pinnies on that are in the corner, as you might as well look after the wenchies in here tonight....and you do look good in a pinnie... :twisted:
What do you fancy then Neil before I sit down and relax ?

19 Dec 2004

why thank you MrsFC! biggrin

now we really don't wanna be talking bout what i might fancy do we, cos i could get the wrong end of the stick completely, and get all carried away with meself and say the wrong thing, but anyways you've only just got in and no doubt need a good soak.
don't mind the pinny. if i can do a lab coat and suspenders, well a pinny is neither here nor there. and to be honest standing naked at the bar was getting a bit embarassing. seemed a good idea at the time? you have got a drink eh?
neil x x x;)

19 Dec 2004

From a certain TV add >>>
"The milky tits are on me""
confused

:

: wonders who "me" is
wink

Fred (aka Medic1)

19 Dec 2004

Shirt potatoes?????? confused

Steve

19 Dec 2004

:shock:

Bloomin hell, I come in here for a bit of R & R and what do I find confused

:

:
All the bloomin men in here are not serving as they should be and are talking T**TS mad

(deja vue?) rolleyes

Mark, as site admin - you should know better than most what the GFZ rules are lol

Alex, FFS stop encouraging him - he doesn't need it :twisted:
Now, Mark, get your 'Kit off' and switch on that jacuzzitoute suite. I have an ache that needs attention :!:
* I have added to Kat's TTD list so that it will be bigger than Marks wink

and will be ages before he gets anywhere near the jacuzzi lol

*

19 Dec 2004

Kit!!!!

:happy: :happy: :happy:
:P

19 Dec 2004

Quote by Jags
Kit!!!!

:happy: :happy: :happy:
:P

Jags!!!!!!!! kiss

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :rose:
Think we need to :kick: some sense into these 'serving wenches'
where's that bit of black rope of yours? Is it time for playing????? wink

Kate and Mark appear to be the main offenders :twisted: although to be fair, Alex has been encouraging them lol

Big hugs

19 Dec 2004

I'd happily tie up BOTH Kate and Mark if needed - well, not just if needed redface

Now - I'll tie Kate to the chair so he watch and I'll tie Mark to the bed. Who wants to be the first to tease them??
:shock: :shock: :shock:
:P

19 Dec 2004

Well, I s'pose if Kate is tied to the chair; he can't pee in the jacuzzi (he can't do it sitting down confused

) So I hink it will just have to be me to volunteer to tease Mark first :cry:
Now, where did I leave that breast pump?????

19 Dec 2004

oooh now how did you know I had a whip to use Alex....brand new tooo... cool

Here you go and be gentle now... lol

19 Dec 2004

Quote by MrsFC
oooh now how did you know I had a whip to use Alex....brand new tooo...
Here you go and be gentle now...

Ohhhhhhh, MrsFC - how can you say that :shock: :shock:
Gentle? Gentle? Gentle?????
Not what I had in mind for those two at all rolleyes

:twisted:

20 Dec 2004

*Kat wanders in, checks the booking in/out register and notices Mark seems to have made a rather sharp exit at about quarter past 6 last night, wonders why the bookcase is hanging at about 37 degrees, notices the jig saw sitting on top of the dodgy policemans uniform - and finally a rather large breast poking through a slightly ragged hole in the wall.*
I'll leave a note for him on the chalk board:
"I know what you mean Mark, she has that effect on me too."
There - just vague enough so I can deny it is about anyone in particular!
lhk
Kat

20 Dec 2004

Ah!! Locks Kate in GFZ until NEXT WEEKEND ... oh no, it's Christmas next weekend and New Year the weekend after that!!
Locks Kate in GFZ until Jan 2005!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
lol