GFZ | Swinging Heaven

17 Dec 2004

Quote by MrsFC
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes

GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Someone get the drinks in....... wink

17 Dec 2004

Oh and who's wenching this weekend ?? Sarge....Tune.....Easy !!
Its nearly Christmas after all !! lol

17 Dec 2004

OK I have to shower, change, feed the kids and tidy up ready to go out on my works do ....
....runs and streaks through the jacuzzi area ..... downs a pint of wine ....... picks her knickers ofthe lightshade redface

jumps in the shower attempting to beat the Sarge's record and runs through the kitchen to grab a bite to eat ...
That should suffice until later .....
Ciao ..

17 Dec 2004

Excuse me but for a Girl Free Zone this is overpopulated with lovely ladies!!
What do you want then? Champagne or G&Ts (if any of the blokes come in I didn't say this right?

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Nearly two hours later - and I am still on my Todd!!!!!!
What is it?
BO?
Halitosis?
Nobody loves me anymore????????
I'm going to cry now!

Oh thanks very much!!! (I'm thinking something to sdo with a sense of timing here! lol

)

17 Dec 2004

Hi Alex
I'll come and join you - top up?
Jas
XXX

17 Dec 2004

Oh alex I'm hear !!! Mind you just burnt MrFCs dinner so any Ideas for something quick...........Tune !!
Oh don't forget the bubbly theres a dear wink

17 Dec 2004

Maybe a big jug of Ale will soothe his stomach !! sad

Can I have a large glass of something nice to please...
Hi Jas biggrin

Where's all the men then? Just cos they are wenching tonight... :twisted:

17 Dec 2004

Right well I'm on the red wine, what does everyone else want?
Hmmm, we might have to watch for surprise attacks off the men. That Kat was rabble rousing the other day. evil

Jas
XXX

17 Dec 2004

Was he know Jas !!! evil

He spells trouble. :twisted:
I'd love a top up Jas, biggrin

Alex fancy a top up again... biggrin

Looks like Jags big glass is waiting to be filled where is the woman !! confused

Come to think of it confused

Where is Tune?? evil

17 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
Excuse me but for a Girl Free Zone this is overpopulated with lovely ladies!!

OI - less of the 'Ladies'

Quote by westerross
What do you want then? Champagne or G&Ts (if any of the blokes come in I didn't say this right?

Tune - you really didn't say that right.

Oh alex I'm hear !!! Mind you just burnt MrFCs dinner so any Ideas for something quick...........Tune !!

Roll Mop? :twisted: (if you have ever seen Mrs FC eat a roll mop - without using her hands, phwooaar!)

Hmmm, we might have to watch for surprise attacks off the men. That Kat was rabble rousing the other day.

And you were surprised Jas, I was away too long!

Quote by Mrs FC
Looks like Jags big ass is waiting to be filled where is the woman !!

:shock:
lhk

17 Dec 2004

Stop it - hefting is one thing - but I cannot get the vision of the two of you, in the kitchen, bowl full of water on the kitchen table, Helen half naked, leaning over the bowl, you behind offering a guiding hand......
I think you have just invented an SH version of bobbing for apples. rotflmao

17 Dec 2004

Thats it Alex pull him into line......Hey don't forget me Kate,,,, lol

Oooh don't mention roll mop !! evil

17 Dec 2004

foreplay

I thought that was a golf thing.

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Reminds me of a time when Helen and I had a go at weighing hers. We considered all sorts, but in the end attempted only two. Displacement (didn't work very well), and me hefting while she was on the scales, and then weiging her again without the heft. Can't remember how much they weighed now, but I can tell you that it got us a few stares at the local swimming baths.
OK, I lied about the swimming baths part - I just wish I was lying about the rest

How many has she got FFS?? I had to read this twice before I got the real flavour of the event but then i'm pissed.
Anyway long may the Girlies Feel Free with me WAHAY!!!!! G&Ts all 'round??

17 Dec 2004

:inlove: I wish .......I wish......... to have mine on some scales....
alas you only have to put them in ya hand and guess the weight.. smile

satusuma or orange !!
Tune no G&T for me...a glass of white chablis would be fine thankyou......and where did you get that little number your wearing from !! biggrin

Where' Sarge and Kates outfit ?? :twisted:
Oh Mark come on get your kit on..... :twisted:

17 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
Ah yes, BUT... at least as time goes on you won't have to take into account the drag factor. This can lead to wildly inaccurate results.

Aaah now the drag factor - that conjures up some interesting images. On the one hand you end up with a handfiul of cottonwool and on the other a big tit. Having said that I think two hands cupping two handfulls is the warmest one I can come up with.

17 Dec 2004

What about nipples? Do they count towards breast weight or not?
And do um ....... stimulated breasts weigh more than um....... reposed breasts?
:sad: so many variables, this could turn into a major project.
lhk

17 Dec 2004

WOW!!
I'm over welmed, no honest I can't believe this.......I didn't realise there were others!!!
MrsFC has been telling me for years I'm nothing but a great big tit.....I didn't realise I was part of something confused

17 Dec 2004

14st Tit?
This is more like the GFZ!

17 Dec 2004

Dagging you away from Tits for a moment -
Just heard on TV
"blah blah blah - the song "happy birthday was composed in 1924"
"What did they do at birthday parties in 1923 then, when the cake was brought out, did they just stand around in awkward silence?"
Back to tits:

Quote by Mark dribbled as he
Oh don't! You'll have me thinking about lactating milky ones next - thems were the days

I wonder if Sappho's breasts are lactating yet?
Think we should check?
lhk
Kat

17 Dec 2004

Quote by westerross
14st Tit?
!

14....14....B****Y 14 STONE!!! :shock:
I was 11.5 yesterday :doh: and I was told Jaffa cakes had no calories!!!! :eeek:

17 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC
14st Tit?
!

14....14....B****Y 14 STONE!!! :shock:
I was 11.5 yesterday :doh: and I was told Jaffa cakes had no calories!!!! :eeek:
Ah well now you know the power of the jaffa cake!! It wasn't the bottle of bubbly I gave Mrs FC - stuffed down the back of yer jacket was it?
By the way what happened to the jacuzzi?

17 Dec 2004

Quote by MrFC
14st Tit?
!

14....14....B****Y 14 STONE!!! :shock:
I was 11.5 yesterday :doh: and I was told Jaffa cakes had no calories!!!! :eeek: um, Mr Fc, you have been away for a week, shouldn't you be working off some of those Jaffa cakes with Mrs FC? hump

lhk

17 Dec 2004

I can see why you are in charge Mark....
OK, Mrs F's Nawks
Marks - nope, amend that, score out of 10?
lhk

17 Dec 2004

Dagging you away from Tits for a moment -
Just heard on TV
"blah blah blah - the song "happy birthday was composed in 1924"
NAA!!
I think you'll find Happy birthday was composed by Stevie Wonder sometime in the 80's
Very popular in it's day .....don't you know!

17 Dec 2004

Yeah - like we would believe that from someone whose tits arn't lactating, not to mention the dodgy quotes! rolleyes

Did I really say Dagging? redface

lhk
Kat

18 Dec 2004

Quote by MrsFC
:Tune ..... where did you get that little number your wearing from !!

What little number? I ain't wearing anything or hadn't you noticed rolleyes

And yes just to confirm - nothing's lactating either. Still nothing like a bit o' tit-top eh!?

18 Dec 2004

Quote by Mark
You sure did. Just wait until Sappho or Will sees this... there will be hell to pay (and our chances of getting anywhere near her dairy pillows will no doubt be severely reduced! ).

No problem - Jags will lock it up on Monday, and it will be on page 13 by Tuesday! cool

- But think of the fun we can have in the meantime! :twisted:
lhk

18 Dec 2004

Which reminds me - I must ring them tomorrow - the only problem is, every time I ring them, they are shagging. confused

Not a case of bad timing - more that those two are ALWAYS shagging!
lhk