GFZ | Swinging Heaven

4 Feb 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes

GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

4 Feb 2005

I really needed to open this early as I'm in need of some warm water and a rub.
First male in here gets dinner sorted.. wink

As I need feeding as well. biggrin

4 Feb 2005

Where the Fluck is Easy hes always first in confused

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never mind a pint of the old wife beater ll go down a treat
warwick notices hes talking to himself :shock:
again rolleyes

4 Feb 2005

Oh. FORGOT all about this today - well done MrsFC. Does that mean I can open my bottle of wine now??
Need soothing today. Hot tub?? Or, as Kate insists on calling it, jacuzzi???
lol

:happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

4 Feb 2005

what do you fancy Mrs Fc indian chinese Italian
you name it im a dab hand in the kitchen cool

4 Feb 2005

CHINESE PLEASE!
Yes, I know I'm shouting but it's over the noise of the ruddy bubbles from the jacuzzi!
:P

4 Feb 2005

*Kat runs in, props the door handle open with a yellow handbag, grabs the jacuzzi by the inlet pipes, hoists it upon his back, and makes his bid for glory, leaving a trail of strangely named unctions and creams in his wake, as he frantically negotiates the spiral staircase from the upper levels, he is suddenly blinded by a pair of Jags old knickers that he had not noticed were soaking and ....*

4 Feb 2005

Quote by KitKat
*Kate runs in, props the door handle open with a yellow handbag, grabs the jacuzzi by the inlet pipes, hoists it upon his back, and makes his bid for glory, leaving a trail of strangely named unctions and creams in his wake, as he frantically negotiates the spiral staircase from the upper levels, he is suddenly blinded by a pair of Jags old knickers that he had not noticed were soaking and ....*

Good try Kate but you've been caught in the act! And BTW my knickers are NOT soaking - yet! You haven't been trying hard enough.
lol

4 Feb 2005

Right Im trying to cook a nice meal for MrsFc and Jags and some comedians just thrown a pair of nickers in my wok
I bet Ken Hom doesnt have to work under these conditions mad

4 Feb 2005

* Recovering his wits quickly, he slips down onto all fours, thankful for his own forsight, he grabbed the lettuce from his pocket and thows it towards the door. With the Jacuzzi on his back, he crawled slowly , making noises like a contented tortoise as he went. Tee Hee, I will be long gone before they realise what is happening.*

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Right Im trying to cook a nice meal for MrsFc and Jags and some comedians just thrown a pair of nickers in my wok
I bet Ken Hom doesnt have to work under these conditions

Use them to mop your forehead Warwick!
Now I'd like some cashew nuts with my Chinese meal please but none of those slimy mushrooms. Oh and some tiny corn on the cob too please!
Who's got the wine?
rolleyes

4 Feb 2005

Flippin eck here I am working my fingers to the bone slicing up all these delicious wild mushrooms and what for I ask you mad

shit I think I just stood on a giant Tortoise redface

4 Feb 2005

*"OUCH" exclaimed the tortoise "Get off my f***ing fingers, I mean paws, I mean hooves, or whatever the hell a tortoise has!" Before resuming his tortoise like way towards the door *

4 Feb 2005

Quick guys weve got a new pet
a talking tortoise :shock:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Quick guys weve got a new pet
a talking tortoise :shock:

An escapee from Shrek??? At least it's not singing?
Can it go into the meal??
:shock: lol

4 Feb 2005

Dont see why not Jags
Do you want to peel it for me confused

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Ive got a sledgehammer here Ill just put it out of our misery lol

4 Feb 2005

Quote by warwick
Dont see why not Jags
Do you want to peel it for me :
Ive got a sledgehammer here Ill just put it out of our misery

:happy: :happy: :happy:

4 Feb 2005

*Safe within his armoured shell, Kat continues his laborious flight to freedom. Not having much else to do, he begins to ponder how different the world looks when you are crawling across the floor with a Jacuzzi on your back, and, of course, this leads him to wonder just where the plughole is orientated...... :shock: I hope I make it before Blue arrives :eeek: *
I had to change it - ponderous and ponder in the same post just did not look right! redface

4 Feb 2005

kat!!!! That bloody jacuzzi better be back where it belongs when i get in from the pub - 'cos I have had a hard day and was looking forward to a good soak and a rub!!
So - it's not only Blue you should be worrying about right now !!!!
Rainbows heads off to locate something she can scare Kat with later if he hasn't returned the hallowed Jacuzzi

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
kat!!!! That bloody jacuzzi better be back where it belongs when i get in from the pub - 'cos I have had a hard day and was looking forward to a good soak and a rub!!
So - it's not only Blue you should be worrying about right now !!!!
Rainbows heads off to locate something she can scare Kat with later if he hasn't returned the hallowed Jacuzzi

*Kat wonders why the pipes in the GFZ are still making that awful noise despite the fact that the Jacuzzi has been disconnected.*

4 Feb 2005

Warwick you lovely man, your talents are endless.. biggrin

Jags have you any spare wine going ? Hi Rainbows biggrin

As for Kat !!! evil

Putthat jaquzzi back now !!! I'm in need of a soak. :twisted:

4 Feb 2005

MrFC turns up expecting a nice soak and an alclic drink
Where the fluck has it gone???

4 Feb 2005

*easy stick his head up over the side of the jacuzzi, where he'd dozed off and wonders why the GFZ is shaking from side to side*
Ere! WTF!
*easy now begins to regret eating all those creamcakes and drinking lemonjuice as he's feeling decidedly ill*

Sorry Kat, but if you're going to bounce me round in a jacuzzi, there's going to be consequences.

4 Feb 2005

Quote by easy
Sorry Kat, but if you're going to bounce me round in a jacuzzi, there's going to be consequences.

Debs rushes in with a sick bag for easy!

go on boy just one errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr that will do it!..then give it to me and i will send it to sarge as a pressy biggrin

4 Feb 2005

Has he put it back yet?!!! I soo need a soak after the shock of my local offering a munch night!!!! Oooh - and a glass of red if there is any going? Who's on serving duties tonight?

4 Feb 2005

Ah Rainbows lol

I think you'll find I'm on wenching duties tonight and your order is....

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ah Rainbows I think you'll find I'm on wenching duties tonight and your order is....

Oooh - well - a back rub and a glass of chatea u neuf please biggrin

Ta awfully kiss

Failing that - a damn big glass of vodka!! My nerves are still shot confused

4 Feb 2005

Err!!!

Only got Hock :shock: redface

:cry: Until Sarge get's the stock re-plenished,
:fuckinghell:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Err!!! Only got Hock :shock: :cry: Until Sarge get's the stock re-plenished,
:fuckinghell:

Oh FFS - bloody Sarge! to busy playing with Venus and Debbiewebs he is!!! Oh okay then - Hock it'll have to be. rolleyes

Do you still get a back rub with Hock? confused

:twisted:

4 Feb 2005

Well yes, even more so....nothing in Hock to enjoy sad

Don't worry stocks re-plenished soon wink

In the know you know :shock:
Now Rainbows assume the position hands are ready :shock: