GFZ | Swinging Heaven

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Now Rainbows assume the position hands are ready :shock:

Oh yes - position assumed. Oh shite - it was the back you wanted!!! :shock: cool

4 Feb 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well let's not get too familiar too quickly confused

Yes back first :twisted:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Well let's not get too familiar too quickly
Yes back first :twisted:

Sorry MrFC redface

Position assumed!

4 Feb 2005

OH OH!

erm!! about the oil....sorry confused

wrong container an' all smile

Don't worry about the smell of grease.....any way shall we start with the shoulders ? redface

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
OH OH! erm!! about the oil....sorry wrong container an' all
Don't worry about the smell of grease.....any way shall we start with the shoulders ?

Umm - Mr FC - is that diesel grease?!!!!!!!!!!! Smells like it!!!! mad

4 Feb 2005

Er no It's the grease from thechips earlier.....must say it's doing nothing for me redface

How about a nice soak in bubbles and a glass of Merlot

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Er no It's the grease from thechips earlier.....must say it's doing nothing for me
How about a nice soak in bubbles and a glass of Merlot

Charmed!!!! confused

oooh - a glass of merlot will make me feel better. Ta kiss

4 Feb 2005

Here we go a large glass of Merlot and bubbles in warm water lol

MrFC is hatching a cunning plan....tee..hee

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Here we go a large glass of Merlot and bubbles in warm water
MrFC is hatching a cunning plan....tee..hee

I think I heard something? confused

Hmm - maybe not....
Slinks back into lovely bubbles. Sips wine

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Slinks back into lovely bubbles. Sips wine

ands wheres mine ya bugger rolleyes

4 Feb 2005

Ere!! are we the only two in here tonight ??
I was told there was gonna be a party confused

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
Oh FFS - bloody Sarge! to busy playing with Venus and Debbiewebs he is

Nope i am not having it!....he plays with me only! mad

..................... i am not sharing with venus!........i have told her she can have the top half!.......but does she listen NO mad

4 Feb 2005

Where's all the men folk? sad

Us women must frighten them all off. :twisted:
MrFC please may I have a glass of your best. biggrin

No.......no...............no massage tonight, Rainbows is having trouble getting to the hot tub !! Jeeeeze MrFC did you have to use the whole pan of chip fat on her. confused

4 Feb 2005

Here you go Mrs a big glass of Chardonnay lol

Who else is here er!!! Only us two :shock: Oh and Rainbows lol

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Here you go Mrs a big glass of Chardonnay
Who else is here er!!! Only us two :shock: Oh and Rainbows

Well I would be if I could get to the bleeding jacuzzi. Keep slipping across the floor here. Very sexy I am sure!! rolleyes

4 Feb 2005

Ok here's a tub of Swarfega...now go and get yourself washed down and I'll de-grease the jacuzzi confused

4 Feb 2005

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ok here's a tub of Swarfega...now go and get yourself washed down and I'll de-grease the jacuzzi

All sorted now. Whew! So where's this party you promised me then? :twisted:

4 Feb 2005

PARTY :shock: :shock:
Where, I was told it was here tonight..thought you were the Hostess :shock:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
PARTY :shock: :shock:
Where, I was told it was here tonight..thought you were the Hostess :shock:

:doh: Knew I'd forgotten SOMETHING!!!!!!! :doh:
Rainbows spots invites still sittting on the desk next to her. Quickly shoves them out of sight

4 Feb 2005

Wahooo PARTY!!!!

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC

Wahooo PARTY!!!!

Hmmmmm - think they all deserted us here tonight MrFC. Here have a blowy thing!! Noooo - not one of them!!!!! redface

4 Feb 2005

I'm glad you said a blowey thing lol

cause I never inhale lol

4 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
I'm glad you said a blowey thing cause I never inhale

OMG - you're Bill Clinton?!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

4 Feb 2005

Quote by Rainbows
I'm glad you said a blowey thing cause I never inhale

OMG - you're Bill Clinton?!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
:shock: :shock: :shock:
MrsFC rainbows could be right......don't wear the black dress!!!!! it will cost you a fortune down at Sketchley's!

4 Feb 2005

Davelj :shock: :shock: lol

in the house....where's me fish??

5 Feb 2005

Quote by davej
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MrsFC rainbows could be right......don't wear the black dress!!!!! it will cost you a fortune down at Sketchley's!

:doh: :doh: Toooooo late !!!! Now the advice comes.................Ooooops no pun lol

5 Feb 2005

Quote by MrFC
Davelj :shock: :shock: in the house....where's me fish??

fuck, how did I get in here :doh: bolt

5 Feb 2005

You turned right instead of left :shock: I never was good at navigation confused

That's why MrsFC is in tow :shock:

5 Feb 2005

Kit slinks into GFZ, kicks off her high heels and flops into the easy chair, legs akimbo
Right you bloomin lot, I have waited five bloomin hours for Kat to cook my tea mad

any one know where he might have got to and why I have a trail of lettuce in my hallway rolleyes

MrFC - glass of red and neck and back massage required urgently :twisted: