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Quote by MrsFC
Lovely avatar Kit. wink
More this week than last week????
Jags, squish up here and let me whisper in your ear about our grumpy Kate .............
Now where the bloomin hell are all the serving wenches tonight dunno dunno dunno
Ohhhhh, and just where is that Debbiewebs - you are in as much trouble as Jags' sweetie evil evil
Serene mode on: any one for more Chardonnay? :angel: :twisted:
I do apologise most profusely ladies I have been errrr........otherwise engaged :twisted: .
Now which one of you lovely girls need's service :twisted:
More wine anyone??????????
Quote by the_Laird
I do apologise most profusely ladies I have been errrr........otherwise engaged :twisted: .
Now which one of you lovely girls need's service :twisted:
More wine anyone??????????

Laird...........you are distracting me! smackbottom :shock: You have a new avatar! :twisted:
Service...............now let me see.........what do you have in mind? :twisted:
Quote by MrsFC
Service...............now let me see.........what do you have in mind? :twisted:

MrsFC, as you know, the choice is all yours :twisted:
Typical bloke never there when you need them rolleyes rolleyes
The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering wink
Note to self - * talk to Mark about general upkeep of the site*
umm, just a quickie to go please redface
cool cool cool cool
Quote by Kit
The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering wink

That, my dear Kit, all depends on whose currently in it wink
Quote by the_Laird
The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering wink

That, my dear Kit, all depends on whose currently in it wink
Keep your eyes on the ball man!!! lol lol lol
Are we playing ruger ?
Quote by the_Laird
The Jacuzzi is in need of a full service Laird if you are offering wink

That, my dear Kit, all depends on whose currently in it wink
Well I'm, stripping off and sliding in.... cool ........Fancy joining us Laird. Mind you watch out for that Kit .... lol She is very persuasive... :twisted:
Shall we have a scrum :twisted:
Quote by MrFC
Shall we have a scrum :twisted:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by MrFC
Shall we have a scrum :twisted:

Will that help to sanitise the jacuzzi :wary: ?????
Just tell me how it works and I will be right with you wink
ummm, but can I just get a quick dip in with Jags,Sarah and MrsFC :twisted: and a small white wine wouldn't go amiss either MrFC wink
Got your Marigolds on yet Laid? :twisted:
ummm, but can I just get a quick dip in with Jags,Sarah and MrsFC :twisted: and a small white wine wouldn't go amiss either MrFC wink
Got your Marigolds on yet Laid? :twisted:
No not laid yet :shock: confused sad
Quote by MrFC
No not laid yet (
lol lol lol redface :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Bastard!!!!!!
cool cool cool cool cool
Quote by MrsFC
Top up I was offering Kit. lol .................... :shock: Oooh did I just say that !!. Pass my glass over Jags wink Think I need a refill. lol
Lovely avatar Kit. wink

Ahem and lovely avatar Mrs FC. Geez come in here a good scrum down and I've gone crossed eyed with you two already. No chance of keeping me eye on the ball at all.
Now I'm all wet and wobbly......... rolleyes
Quote by MrsFC
Now I'm all wet and wobbly......... rolleyes

Well!!!! THAT thought is making me all shivery wink *sigh*
Ooh, ooh, ooh - am I too late to say "lovely avatar kit"! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Oooh - purple basque!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Ahem - hello all, hello Kit's purple, basque :twisted:
Tch!
Nobody locked up after the weekend yet?
lhk
* Sarah sneaks in on a Monday lunch time, taking clothes off and heading for the jacuzzi, small galss of white in hand*
now who is goingto join me before I thrown out?? lol
Oh, Steph, I have enjoyed your company, sorry the male are STILL missing, but never mind,
Just where are Kitkat, the Laird, Dambuster, Ice Pie, Mal, Marms etc etc etc when you want them, :P
Sarah gets out of jacuzzi, puts clothes on and sneaks out back to work, checking there are still no Mods lying in wait..............
bolt bolt
*easy surfaces in jacuzzi wearing a snorkle*
Afternoon. wave
Just checking the filters before the lock-up. Probably why the place is still unlocked.
It's amazing what you find in these filters. Earings, braclets, what looks like a clit-ring.... :shock: confused , underwear (bright orange pair of briefs. Who in their right mind wears those... loon ) and a half-chewed set of cock photos... confused dunno
My god what did you guys do in here this weekend. :shock: :shock: :shock: redface confused
Right any offers of relaxation after all that hard work?
Right any offers of relaxation after all that hard work?

uuummmm . . . in a word . . . . no!
but if the bars still open mine's a pint? i'll just wait in this nice clean jacuzzi and soak out these aches and pains.. good work mate. smile
been very quiet in here this weekend eh? was there somewhere we should have been? dunno lol
neil x x x ;)
*Kat wanders in after locking himself in the TV room to watch all three Lord of the Rings films back to back thinking to himself that if there is a better way to spend a Monday, mankind is yet to invent it*
Quote by Sexysteph
If there's still some voddy left - I will sarah. Now which sexy guy can we entice into a nice fmf?

:shock: Apparently womankind invented it while I was not looking :shock:
*Kat wanders off thinking that next time he really should leave a note on the fridge saying where he is.*
lhk
Kat