GFZ | Swinging Heaven

22 Apr 2005

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes

GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
We've mostly had a really shitty week so let's just have some fun now. And that's an order. Well, no '1 glass of white wine and a BLT' is an order - who's serving us today??
lol

22 Apr 2005

Bearing in mind I have no bathroom at the moment I shall resist the urge to jump in the jacuzzi :shock:
May as well make myself useful and stock the fridge ...........

22 Apr 2005

Calista..........I'll get the grub in. wink

Pizza, chicken, chilli, anything else. confused

22 Apr 2005

well that's dinner and drinks sorted,
taking clothes off and getting in jacuzzi oh that's better

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Sarah1448
well that's dinner and drinks sorted,
taking clothes off and getting in jacuzzi oh that's better

Ah ya southern trollop lol

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
well that's dinner and drinks sorted,
taking clothes off and getting in jacuzzi oh that's better

Ah ya southern trollop lol

Now, Now MrsFC
If you want to be a southern trollop you will have to be certified by Mrs GHC, Satin and myself :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now are you sure you want that??? lol

22 Apr 2005

Well she wont want verifying from me as i have the flu! But im sure MrGHC can step into my shoes!!
:twisted: lol

22 Apr 2005

Well
looks like that's the evenings entertainment sorted then :twisted:
beer for me please and can I have a front row seat cool

22 Apr 2005

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Well she wont want verifying from me as i have the flu! But im sure MrGHC can step into my shoes!!
:twisted:

Oh well never mind I will have to wait another day.. :lol2: Laird I do believe you maybe the entertainment tonight as no other male has come in yet! :twisted:
What do you say Girlies...................

22 Apr 2005

laird, come over here and sit with us girls, ,,............... :P

22 Apr 2005

<wanders in, puts several bottles of wine in the fridge to cool>
Are jacuzzi's beneficial to bad backs does anyone know?Or does anyone offer massages?

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Laird I do believe you maybe the entertainment tonight as no other male has come in yet! :twisted:
What do you say Girlies...................

Quote by Sarah1448
laird, come over here and sit with us girls, ,,............... :P

Well normally I'm quite shy but what the hell :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

22 Apr 2005

Hiya girlies, knew I would find you all in here wink

Sarah, MrsFC kiss

Front row seat Laird? I think not rolleyes

Back row for you :twisted:
Alleyson - MrFC is usually on massage duties, but he seems to have sloped off somewhere wink

Although I hear a certain MissBows gives quite a good one too :twisted:
Kit slips off work clothes and Slips into Jacuzzi next to Sarah
Now, where is that Debbiewebs???? I seem to recall a certain pic in here last weekend that begs some urgent 'discussion' :twisted: lol

Where the bloomin hell are all the serving wenches tonight???
Laird - outta the back row and take up serving duties man - just a small white wine for me please :angel:

22 Apr 2005

oh Kit, i'm over here......... lol

22 Apr 2005

I'm with you Sarah wink

jeez I really need to change my avatar rolleyes

it is sooooooo last week lol

Do you think we need a bigger jacuzzi in here? It does seem very popular, perhaps we could loose the widescreen and beer fridge to make room for a 'super size seven plus' jacuzzi????????
Any thoughts cool

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit
jeez I really need to change my avatar it is sooooooo last week
Any thoughts

What about the OTHER picture Kit?? The sideways on one???? Shows Kate's beer belly off something lovely!
lol

Snogs
x xx

22 Apr 2005

Oh OK, if you must rolleyes

I won't tell him you have changed yours wink

:twisted: :twisted:
snogs to you too you bad woman wink

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Kit
Oh OK, if you must
I won't tell him you have changed yours
:twisted: :twisted:
snogs to you too you bad woman

No, I meant for you!! :shock: :shock: Just make it the correct size with JQL's avatar software, it really works!
Now, where is that naughty Kate - he should be here serving us with cold wine, warm hands and beer nuts!
lol

Are those snogs with or without tongues??
redface

22 Apr 2005

Cold hands, and cold wine suits me better, not to mention an avatar with a face like an arse lol

Oh and tongues of course :twisted:
Now, whilst I am working on my avatar - 'what the bloomin hell have I got to do to get a drink around here????' rolleyes

Nope, on second thoughts - don't answer that :shock:

22 Apr 2005

Oooooooooooh- snogging Kit with tongues, how better can Friday get???
Wine then? I'm almost through my bottle but I know that Sarge has hidden some in the garden shed under his pile of big ends.
lol

22 Apr 2005

Did someone mention wine? lol

Mines a large one please, oh and I'll have a surersize glass of Chardonnay too wink

22 Apr 2005

Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. rolleyes

You two will make me blush. redface

Now where is the Laird for a top up? Do you fancy some more Jags ?.............Kit ?............. :grin:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up? Do you fancy some more Jags ?.............Kit ?............. :grin:

Some more Laird??? :shock: :shock: Yes please! Or more Kit??? Yes please??
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up?

Lazy Mare - Lift your own T-shirt. rolleyes

*Kat wanders off wondering if that was perhaps a bit obscure even by his standards*
lhk

22 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up?

Lazy Mare - Lift your own T-shirt. rolleyes

*Kat wanders off wondering if that was perhaps a bit obscure even by his standards*
lhk
I LOVE a grumpy Kate - more tasty than a happy Kate. Come to Jags sweatheart - I'll make it all so much more worse!
:shock: :shock:
surprised

uch:

22 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up?

Lazy Mare - Lift your own T-shirt. rolleyes

*Kat wanders off wondering if that was perhaps a bit obscure even by his standards*
lhk
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: Why ?.....when you might like to do it for me !!! :twisted:

22 Apr 2005

I LOVE a grumpy Kate - more tasty than a happy Kate. Come to Jags sweatheart - I'll make it all so much more worse!

No, fuck off. :grumpy:

Why ?.....when you might like to do it for me !!!

What? and risk getting a mouthful of nipple? - I don't think so! :grumpyANDhaughty:
lhk

22 Apr 2005

Quote by KitKat
I LOVE a grumpy Kate - more tasty than a happy Kate. Come to Jags sweatheart - I'll make it all so much more worse!

No, fuck off. :grumpy:

Why ?.....when you might like to do it for me !!!

What? and risk getting a mouthful of nipple? - I don't think so! :grumpyANDhaughty:
lhk
rotflmao

Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman
Be he alive or be he dead
I'll grind his bones to make my bread!!
Grumpiness makes lactic acid flow in your muscles which makes your meat tender and tasty and oh, so lovely to nibble on. And you know how much you love my nipples,don't deny it!
kiss

22 Apr 2005

Quote by Jags
Ok Kit and Jags leave some room for a shy girl now. You two will make me blush.
Now where is the Laird for a top up? Do you fancy some more Jags ?.............Kit ?............. :grin:

Some more Laird??? :shock: :shock: Yes please! Or more Kit??? Yes please??
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Hmmmmmmm, I spy no shy girls here confused

Were you offering a top up MrsFC? wink

Jags, I am so cross with you mad

I told you to be gentle rolleyes

Black rope goes into isolation rolleyes

22 Apr 2005

Top up I was offering Kit. lol

.................... :shock: Oooh did I just say that !!. Pass my glass over Jags wink

Think I need a refill. lol

Lovely avatar Kit. wink