GFZ | Swinging Heaven

18 Nov 2005

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in

18 Nov 2005

Where's the jaquzzi ????
I need healing hands and a huge glass of wine!!!
Oh thankgod for that !! There's a un opened bottle in the fridge. cool

Now the jaquzzi :bounce:

18 Nov 2005

Can i join u honey im poorly and achy and need a good chat giggle and drink and the jacuzzi is the best place to be wink

18 Nov 2005

I hope somebody remembered to turn the heating on cos it's bloody cold out here.
Can anyone knock up a "Hot Brandy & Nutmeg" hot toddy confused

:
Tut >>> no barperson about when you need one.
Make me own then and dont ask cos people that ask dont get.
Cold phredd

18 Nov 2005

Need a man to open the bootle?? wink

18 Nov 2005

a bootle ey??? is that some new sex toy I should know about??? ;)
:rascal:

18 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
a bootle ey??? is that some new sex toy I should know about??? ;)
:rascal:

will blame the keyboard and not my typing!!
although perphaps it could be a sex toy - any ideas for a new one?

18 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
a bootle ey??? is that some new sex toy I should know about??? ;)
:rascal:

A Google search for bootle sex toy actually came up with two results biggrin

God, I should be working redface

18 Nov 2005

Quote by little gem
a bootle ey??? is that some new sex toy I should know about??? ;)
:rascal:

It must be an North West industrial version of the Old lady who lives in a shoe... rolleyes

best I could come up with sorry...
I've still got a bottle of champers chilling in the fridge - burpday pressie from Bro #1 (not afore mentioned Bro #2)... shall I crack it open?

18 Nov 2005

bootle is in liverpool i think.........
maybe he wants to unleash the whole of one area of liverpool on the GFZ..... :scared:
As long as you don't mention the airport I'm ok! lol

Bloody ryan air. <mutters>
bolt

18 Nov 2005

I could really do with the company of you all today confused

A LARGE glass of wine please and loads of hugs kiss

Fee
XX

18 Nov 2005

Lady FB - accept a glass of wine and have a big hug. :cry: :cry:

18 Nov 2005

Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better. wink

Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

18 Nov 2005

wheres mine ........i need a drink can i sit in the shocked and stuned corner please :shock:

18 Nov 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better.
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Kit
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better.
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
Now - Kit you KNOW I love you more than brussel sprouts (but less than chocolate) but you have got raging snot - I'll pass you a tissue, a large glass of wine now and then but you're not getting any nearer than 5 foot from me. I don't want your snot.
Could you

:smackbottom: Kate for me? He sent me a very rude comment with my CD and I opened it in working company!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Kit
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better.
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
Is there some space in that big hug of yours Fee for meeeeee ? Oh can we move it into the jaquzzi as someone forgot to put the heating on in ere and I'm feeling a little perky redface

18 Nov 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better.
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
Is there some space in that big hug of yours Fee for meeeeee ? Oh can we move it into the jaquzzi as someone forgot to put the heating on in ere and I'm feeling a little perky redface

Is there room for another one?
I so need a hug, some bubbles, vodka and a shag in any order sad

18 Nov 2005

Just had a bath, so I'm still in my dressing gown and all ready to pop into the jacuzzi... and Dawn, here's a great big bottle of vodka. Let me pour us both a glass.
<clink, clink... pour... hands one to dawn.... gulp.... ahhhhhhh.>
Anyone else want?

18 Nov 2005

Have a dozen bottles of wine and have just slipped into the jaquzzi - and lots of hugs to give......debz has promised to sit next to me so am all happy(ish) again! lol

18 Nov 2005

Quote by makingcocoa
Just had a bath, so I'm still in my dressing gown and all ready to pop into the jacuzzi... and Dawn, here's a great big bottle of vodka. Let me pour us both a glass.
<clink, clink... pour... hands one to dawn.... gulp.... ahhhhhhh.>
Anyone else want?

*sluurrrpppp
Thank you - that feels a little better :smug:

18 Nov 2005

I definitely need a drink now - I go out for lunch and when I come back, the world has turned upside down!
Are we holding a wake?

18 Nov 2005

Quote by Jags
Thank you TallFunLondon.
If I can just get ALL SH into a big group hug I'll feel even better.
Now where's that bubbly jacuzzi when you need it? :wink:
Fee
XX

Group hugs are good Fee, can I join you please? Oh and a bloody big glass of wine to dull my poor poorly pain :therethere:
Now - Kit you KNOW I love you more than brussel sprouts (but less than chocolate) but you have got raging snot - I'll pass you a tissue, a large glass of wine now and then but you're not getting any nearer than 5 foot from me. I don't want your snot.
Could you

:smackbottom: Kate for me? He sent me a very rude comment with my CD and I opened it in working company!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
:therethere: :therethere: :therethere:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: duly administered Jags and a :kick: for good measure :wink:
What do you mean, you don't want my snot confused

It is good , honest English snot free to you Northern Heathens :roll: Think yourself bloomin lucky, I generally keep my snot to myself lol

:lol:
Swap you for a large Pinot :rascal: kiss

18 Nov 2005

Tell you what, Kit. We'll share our good, honest English snot with each other! sad

Been off work for the last two days and, until now, have even been too poorly to log on.
Worse still, I was too poorly to make the journey North today (believe me, it HAS to be serious to keep me from going home!).
Will
Sitting alone in Berkshire and drinking a Lem-Sip (definitely NOT my usual Friday night tipple!) mad

:x :x

18 Nov 2005

Quote by willxx69
Tell you what, Kit. We'll share our good, honest English snot with each other!
Been off work for the last two days and, until now, have even been too poorly to log on.
Worse still, I was too poorly to make the journey North today (believe me, it HAS to be serious to keep me from going home!).
Will
Sitting alone in Berkshire and drinking a Lem-Sip (definitely NOT my usual Friday night tipple!) :x :x

Nothing to do with Mrs TE I hope?? She was pretty awful before last weekend. What happened in the cricket?? :(

18 Nov 2005

Quote by westerross
Tell you what, Kit. We'll share our good, honest English snot with each other!
Been off work for the last two days and, until now, have even been too poorly to log on.
Worse still, I was too poorly to make the journey North today (believe me, it HAS to be serious to keep me from going home!).
Will
Sitting alone in Berkshire and drinking a Lem-Sip (definitely NOT my usual Friday night tipple!) :x :x

Nothing to do with Mrs TE I hope?? She was pretty awful before last weekend. What happened in the cricket?? :(I know. Not a good week. We lost the cricket, I have had to go back to the hospital with my eyes (well, I couldn't exactly have gone without them - but you know what I mean) and now I have got the dreaded lurgy.
It never rains but it pours!
Will :(
PS I do hope Mrs TE is better now. kiss

for her (well, any excuse! :twisted smile

19 Nov 2005

Will and Kit both have a cold? :?
Where exactly were you Wednesday night Sweet Wiliam? poke

lhk
Kat

19 Nov 2005

Quote by KitKat
Where exactly were you Wednesday night Sweet Wiliam?
lhk
Kat

Windsor, if you must know - and there was no-one even remotely resembling Kit there sad

- I think I would have noticed! :twisted:
Will (cough, splutter)

19 Nov 2005

Quote by willxx69
Where exactly were you Wednesday night Sweet Wiliam?
lhk
Kat

Windsor, if you must know - and there was no-one even remotely resembling Kit there sad

- I think I would have noticed! :twisted:
Will (cough, splutter)
Ahhhh Windsor rolleyes

I really must see if I need anymore courses! biggrin

19 Nov 2005

Well I am waiting, where are you ???? wink

phredd