GFZ | Swinging Heaven

2 Dec 2005

It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

2 Dec 2005

Woohoo... where is the beer fridge smile

2 Dec 2005

Woohoo I'm first fer once!! Bottle o' red under one arm and a loofah under the other - I'm in the jacuzzi!

2 Dec 2005

Shit shit!! Fuckity fuck! TnH I love you dearly but......!
Tanslates as:
Shit Shit! Fuckity Fuck TnH k'par dak flart...!
lhk
P.S. Swearing is the same in any language!

2 Dec 2005

Now, we have in the past, had problems with girlies infiltrating the GFZ. This has severely undermined the purpose of the GFZ as a safe haven.
However, after cogitating on my ruminations for some time now, I have come up with a solution.
We can all talk in Klingon, then we can say what we want about the girlies, and they will never understand a word of it! cool

Chokt taw en'char ker map, fatck KIT cher ma ketack mep ! mad

lhk
Kat

2 Dec 2005

Good idea.. oh sorry dong it nog folki! Snapcon goog intu tit wank nig TnH hoooslup!

2 Dec 2005

Kapla!

2 Dec 2005

Quote by tallnhairy
Woohoo... where is the beer fridge

woohoo - is not an expression of joy which translates into Klingon, the nearest I can find is"May your enemies die in bloody terror" -
K'tack mar ke ne - chat te par beer kaaaach

2 Dec 2005

Fech nar Jags :rascal: kernak t'k pe rotflmao

lhk

2 Dec 2005

Quote by KitKat
Woohoo... where is the beer fridge

woohoo - is not an expression of joy which translates into Klingon, the nearest I can find is"May your enemies die in bloody terror" -
K'tack mar ke ne - chat te par beer kaaaach
Kapla, or Success in Kilingon...
Damn told the girlies now :shock:

2 Dec 2005

jach be'Hom

2 Dec 2005

Mods Message -BADKATEBADKATEBADKATEBADKATE mad

lhk :twisted:

2 Dec 2005

Mods Message - atk ka Klingon GFZ - char nek AUP, ketch ta mad

lhk :twisted:

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Jags
Fech nar Jags :rascal: kernak t'k pe
lhk

I've googled this phrase and comes back as 'light of my life Jags, I would walk over hot coals to bring you love and peace and joy in your life. fancy a shag'!
:happy: :happy: :happy:
vaj tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh 'e' DaneH!

2 Dec 2005

Quit the stupid talk boys...........
I've arrived and expect to be entertained in an EXCEPTABLE manner.....
Now I'd like a glass of bubbly please and lots of hands to run over my body........
Is that too much to ask? :twisted:
Fee
XX

2 Dec 2005

ptach girlies. :hunk:

2 Dec 2005

you could be History soon Kate mad

2 Dec 2005

:twisted: p't'nor LFB 69position

2 Dec 2005

Quote by KitKat
LFB

Good! Glad to see you have your priorities right :twisted: :twisted:
Fee
XX

2 Dec 2005

Come 'ere' Fee :twisted:
I'll massage you......

2 Dec 2005

Quote by MrFC
Come 'ere' Fee :twisted:
I'll massage you......

About bloody time too :shock:
You know what you'll get for slacking in your duties

:smackbottom:
Fee
XX

2 Dec 2005

About bloody time too :shock:
You know what you'll get for slacking in your duties

:smackbottom:
Fee
XX

2 Dec 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Quit the stupid talk boys...........
I've arrived and expect to be entertained in an EXCEPTABLE manner.....
Now I'd like a glass of bubbly please and lots of hands to run over my body........
Is that too much to ask? :twisted:
Fee
XX

Bubblit oop yanose - ded drwnk sexy! Bwdy constr ucted fer hunds o' mine :twisted: :inlove:
( Message from Captain Kirk - 'Read this very carefully and yer phaser won't be set to 'STUN'!!' )

2 Dec 2005

nice one to send to anyone you have swung with - see if they can get past question one! :twisted:
Your name:
>
>Where did we meet:
>
>Take a stab at my middle name:
>
>Do I believe in God:
>
>How long have you known me:
>
>Do I smoke:
>
>What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
>
>Color of my eyes:
>
>Do I have any siblings:
>
>What's one of my favorite things to do:
>
>Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
>
>What's my favorite type of music:
>
>What's my favorite type of food:
>
>What is the best feature about me:
>
>Am I shy or outgoing:
>
>Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
>
>What's your favorite memory of me:
>
>Any special talents:
>
>Would you consider me a friend:
>
>If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
>
>If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I
>
>bring?

2 Dec 2005

Quote by KitKat
nice one to send to anyone you have swung with - see if they can get past question one! :twisted:
Your name:
>
>Where did we meet:
>
>Take a stab at my middle name:
>
>Do I believe in God:
>
>How long have you known me:
>
>Do I smoke:
>
>What was your first impression of me upon meeting:
>
>Color of my eyes:
>
>Do I have any siblings:
>
>What's one of my favorite things to do:
>
>Do you remember one of the first things I said to you:
>
>What's my favorite type of music:
>
>What's my favorite type of food:
>
>What is the best feature about me:
>
>Am I shy or outgoing:
>
>Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules:
>
>What's your favorite memory of me:
>
>Any special talents:
>
>Would you consider me a friend:
>
>If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be:
>
>If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I
>
>bring?

What're you on tonight?? Ooooh those questions make you give away too much!! :scared:

2 Dec 2005

hello tune wink

i havent looked at them........... so come here and chill with little old debsxxxxxxxxx

2 Dec 2005

Hands... LadyFeeBee....
I think I need a quick lie down and a cold shower in liquid nitrogen
confused

2 Dec 2005

Is it just me or is everyone very excitable around here this evening?
Especially Lady FB, Kit and Debbie!!

2 Dec 2005

Quote by TallFunLondon
Is it just me or is everyone very excitable around here this evening?
Especially Lady FB, Kit and Debbie!!

i am always excited when you around sexy wink

2 Dec 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
hello tune
i havent looked at them........... so come here and chill with little old debsxxxxxxxxx

You sure you want to chill girl?? :twisted: