GFZ | Swinging Heaven

8 Apr 2005

Lube your engine lol

no problem, have to give it a bit of a run in first :twisted:
Just check me dipstick lol

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
Just check me dipstick

Will you manage that yourself Mr FC?
I have nice warm hands at the ready if you need help :twisted:
The heat makes things run smoother you know wink

Fee
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8 Apr 2005

OOHH!! if you're offering....you have to pull it out gently, check its level give it a wipe down and put it back in :shock: lol

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
OOHH!! if you're offering....you have to pull it out gently, check its level give it a wipe down and put it back in :shock:

I'll only put it back in when I'm completely finished with it cool

:twisted:
Fee
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8 Apr 2005

MrsFC
Having finished your light foot massage can I interest you in the all over body massage???
Ohhh......and can I get you a refill?

8 Apr 2005

MrsFc wakes from a natcap to find someone is sucking her toes. :shock:
Laird you relaxed me tooo much rolleyes

Think I better mooch in the hot tub, and have a glass or two of wine.
Fee fancy joining me ? Where the heck is Rainbows when you need her to scrub your back !! :twisted:

8 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
MrsFC
Having finished your light foot massage can I interest you in the all over body massage???
Ohhh......and can I get you a refill?

Why don't you come in the hot tub and bring the bottle with you !! innocent

Rainbows isn't here to rub my back. :undecided:

8 Apr 2005

I'll only put it back in when I'm completely finished with it cool

:twisted:
Fee
Be careful it is self lubricating lol

8 Apr 2005

Oooooh Mrs FC I'd love to join you in the hot tub.......Mr FC seems to have got me all slippy.......that castrol GTX gets everywhere!!
And would you like me to rub your back in place of Rainbows, she can join in when she returns :twisted:
Fee
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8 Apr 2005

Quote by LadyFeeBee
And would you like me to rub your back in place of Rainbows, she can join in when she returns :twisted:
Fee
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Now that sounds like an offer I can't refuse biggrin

Laird front or back ?? MrFC when you get in mind where you sit lol

Would hate you to rub the Lairds back ! :shock: :lol2: Where be Choon and the liquid refreshments. :undecided:
Jeeze the service with the men folk has gone down hill, I blame that Sarge evil

Laird and MrFC you are excused.

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrsFC
Laird front or back ??

Well.......having just done your back................. wink

:twisted:

8 Apr 2005

Quote by the_Laird
Laird front or back ??

Well.......having just done your back................. wink

:twisted:[/quote
Okay turning round ...........feeling all quivery now. Has Tune brought any refreshments yet ! confused

Laird lather up now !! Ooooh what big hands you have !! :twisted:

8 Apr 2005

Ah! the one place for solitude and chillin' out lol

Where's the comfy chair..puffa(am I allowed to say that) and the ales ?

8 Apr 2005

Quote by MrFC
Ah! the one place for solitude and chillin' out
Where's the comfy chair..puffa(am I allowed to say that) and the ales ?

I still have some hobgoblin if you are interested?

Quote by MrsFC
Laird lather up now !! Ooooh what big hands you have !! :twisted:

Apparently so..............and all the better to massage you with wink

:twisted:

9 Apr 2005

MrFC walks into the darkness of the room confused

..er! hello, anyone here ? confused

guess not
Right power up jacuzzi... put underwater lights on..turn off main lights..pour a glass of red and slide in to the warm water Ahhhhhh!!!
:shock: :shock: :shock: Bugger!!
MrFC gets out of the jacuzzi and strips off the soaking wet clothes he should have removed before getting in the jacuzzi redface

Now let's try again confused

9 Apr 2005

Angel slides carefully into the jacuzzi, large glass of White Zinfandel in hand, while MrFC is removing his clothes
Nice view from here ;)

9 Apr 2005

Oooh AC just love a girl that likes a large glass. biggrin

Mind if I slide in next to you wink

MrFC !! Please top Angel up as she is looking empty wink

9 Apr 2005

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10 Apr 2005

Roger walks into the deserted GFZ pours himself a very large vodka and coke and goes and settles himself in the Jacuzzi.
Looks up at himself in the mirror on the ceiling and says "what shall we talk about religion or politics?"

10 Apr 2005

Religion please.
I have to write a plan for a series of six lessons on Hinduism and I know very little about it, even after a weekend of reading text books. redface

<pours a large bacardi and coke and settles down in the bubbles>
You farted Roger? :shock: More bubbles in here than normal!