GFZ | Swinging Heaven

6 May 2005

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I'm leaving, on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again!!
I can feel a beer coming on!!

6 May 2005

Yeeeha!!! Will actually makes it into the GFZ on a Friday night!! :bounce: :bounce:
Well, Ok, it's technically Saturday morning (by about 8 minutes) but it's a very considerable improvement on Sunday evening!
So how is everyone? :happy: Don't suppose there is anyone to play with, is there? sad

Will

6 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
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I'm leaving, on a jet plane
Don't know when I'll be back again!!

I can feel a beer coming on!!

If you're off I can feel a party coming on
:happy:
C x

6 May 2005

Sit down Will and have a drink. Did I tell you I was going on my hols?? confused

:lol:

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6 May 2005

Quote by Calista
If you're off I can feel a party coming on
:happy:
C x

On my return, obviously!! confused

:?

:lol: :lol: :lol: cool

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6 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Sit down Will and have a drink. Did I tell you I was going on my hols?? :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Shit - don't start him Will - he's been going for the last 24 hrs. Stil I can't complain - I'm activated me!! :lol:

6 May 2005

I am sitting down and, no, you didn't. So, where are you going?
As you know I don't normally drink (yeah, right!! rolleyes

), but I will make an exception tonight. Sappho has retired to bed and left me in charge of the PC!! :twisted: :twisted:
Hospital again tomorrow morning! sad

Will - someone pass the corkscrew! :cheers:

6 May 2005

Quote by westerross
Sit down Will and have a drink. Did I tell you I was going on my hols?? :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Shit - don't start him Will - he's been going for the last 24 hrs. Stil I can't complain - I'm activated me!! :lol:
Several pints of Activated I believe!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

6 May 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Several pints of Activated I believe!! :lol: :lol: :lol: 8-) 8-) 8-) 8-)

Too damn right!! Exceptionally happy bunny me!!
P'raps Will will give us a twins update?? Make us all feel happy??

7 May 2005

Good grief !! :shock: :shock:
Am I the first one on in a Saturday? Mind you, it looks as though it is only because everyone else is late.
Got back from the hospital - everything is fine except for yet another medical opinion (one of the midwives) saying "Any moment now" :shock: :shock:
This means, I can't even have much to drink "just in case".
"Too bloody right" says Sappho from just behind me.
Now then - how can we bring on labour? No, not the political party - they have had their publicity already. Any suggestions for bringing on the babies will be gratefully received.
Will
Nursing a tonic - without the gin :sad:

7 May 2005

We'll keep the last two shots in this bottle of Bombay Sappho for you both when the happy deed is done!!
Did I really say that?
God I can't remember much of last night. Can anyone vouch for my whereabouts??

7 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Good grief !! :shock: :shock:
Am I the first one on in a Saturday? Mind you, it looks as though it is only because everyone else is late.
Got back from the hospital - everything is fine except for yet another medical opinion (one of the midwives) saying "Any moment now" :shock: :shock:
This means, I can't even have much to drink "just in case".
"Too bloody right" says Sappho from just behind me.
Now then - how can we bring on labour? No, not the political party - they have had their publicity already. Any suggestions for bringing on the babies will be gratefully received.
Will
Nursing a tonic - without the gin :sad:

I've heard of a few suggestions for inducing labour......
1. Have a curry
2. Go for a ride in the car along a bumpy road
3. Have sex
Don't try to do all three at the same time though, ruins the upholstery in the car.
Good luck and be prepared to get the blame for everything from getting her pregnant to the invasion of Poland in 1939 when the contractions get painful.
Mr CC

7 May 2005

Hi TE!!
Thanks for the "Bombay Sappho" which got a laugh from the lady herself - followed by a sort of "oooooh" and a rather orgasmic shudder as she saw your new sig. Herrick is one of our favourite poets - wonderfully erotic. Particularly when recited in bed, in the dark!! :twisted: :twisted:
Good grief :shock: - you can tell it's been a while rolleyes

Will - there is going to be some serious 'wetting of heads' in the GFZ before too long.

7 May 2005

Quote by curious_catz
I've heard of a few suggestions for inducing labour......
1. Have a curry
2. Go for a ride in the car along a bumpy road
3. Have sex
Don't try to all three at the same time though, ruins the upholstery in the car.
Good luck and be prepared to get the blame for everything from getting her pregnant to the invasion of Poland in 1939 when the contractions get painful.
Mr CC

Funny, but those are the three suggestions we had already heard. So, this afternoon we will be seeking out bumpy roads we have certainly decided to have a curry this evening (not sure whether it is take away or eat out yet) - but the one I am most looking forward to is No. 3!! :twisted: :twisted:
Will
PS For future reference, should anyone else find themselves in this situation, I have been told by a midwife that oral sex can work too. Apparently the prostaglandins (the chemicals that induce labour) which are contained in semen can be absorbed through the lining of the mouth. Bet you're all really glad you know that! lol

7 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
PS For future reference, should anyone else find themselves in this situation, I have been told by a midwife that oral sex can work too. Apparently the prostaglandins (the chemicals that induce labour) which are contained in semen can be absorbed through the lining of the mouth. Bet you're all really glad you know that!

Why didn't I have this information before? Her pregnancies could have been even more fun! :twisted:
Mr CC

7 May 2005

quietly slips in to the brand new hot spa, hoping noone will notice, he is back already!

7 May 2005

OOhh who is that???
Hi Jiggle welcome back, slips in next to him, with white wine...............

7 May 2005

Room for another? I have decided I can risk a beer. I just need to make it last all afternoon :sad:
Hi Sarah wave

, Hi Jiggle - you've come back quickly, just because Sarge is on holiday. lol

Will

7 May 2005

Hi Will,
Make the most of the rest now, as you may not get any in the coming months.
Did you bring Sappo's strawberries with you??/

7 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
PS For future reference, should anyone else find themselves in this situation, I have been told by a midwife that oral sex can work too. Apparently the prostaglandins (the chemicals that induce labour) which are contained in semen can be absorbed through the lining of the mouth. Bet you're all really glad you know that!

Yup! And you've fired up a few imaginations as well!! :twisted: Mind you when you said oral I immediately thouhgt of cunnilingus and thought you were being a bit basic :lol: :shock:
Now I never thought of reading Herrick in the dark! Trouble is I know I'd spend 20 minutes memorising it before turning the light off and as soon as it is off I'd forget it. Kinda spoil the moment wouldn't it? The ultimate stayers charter!! smile

You sure you're alright with that beer? Got the video camera ready?

7 May 2005

I'm so glad there is a full house....I have been to the opticans for some new specks as I made a right old cock up who had posted what last night... confused

MrFC thought these looked good on me.... rolleyes

and they came in all colours... :? I'm still not convinced thou. Bargain MrFC thought as you bought one and got the others free !!! :shock:

7 May 2005

Oohhh Mrs FC passionkiss

Are you still around? Fancy joining me for a sneaky glass of red?
Will

7 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Oohhh Mrs FC
Are you still around? Fancy joining me for a sneaky glass of red?
Will

Oh Will I would love to join you !! biggrin

lovely to see you back in here silly

assionkiss:

7 May 2005

Ahhhh! This is nice. raises glass of red
I promise I will try and pop in more often - particularly if the company is as gorgeous as this wink

:twisted:
Will - savouring the lull before the storm :shock:

8 May 2005

No-one here? All fallen asleep?
Just wandered home from dinner party to find NO FUCKING HOUSE KEYS - cue a taxi to take me back to friends house, collect house keys from my car and bring me back home. mad

:x
Need that spa bath/jacuzzi to wind me down.
lol

:lol:

8 May 2005

Quote by willxx69
Ahhhh! This is nice. raises glass of red
I promise I will try and pop in more often - particularly if the company is as gorgeous as this :twisted:
Will - savouring the lull before the storm :shock:

run out of fecking alcohol just at that moment when u could really do with some more mad

:x :x . Dont u just hate that?
oh well shop opens in a couple of hours :twisted:
J

9 May 2005

Ok who forgot to lock the GFZ... tut tut ;) Grabs a cold one from the fridge and nips out before someone locks him in...
bolt

9 May 2005

Sarah follows tallnhairy and grabs a glass of white wine and rushes out again,
Who has lost the keys this week :shock:

9 May 2005

Whoo Hoo! Free Beer!

9 May 2005

Bugger off the lot of you - Kat has to clean it up for next week biggrin

Jas
XXX