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GFZ: accentuating the positive

*easy slopes in, ignores the chores, turns up the heat on the jacuzzi to "boil" and goes to the bar for a drink*
I've had to have a few days off work cos I'm not well. sad I'm back in tomorrow and Sunday and we're going to Bolton tomorrow night so I won't be drinking......... and I'm not well.
My nose is so red that it goes beyond glowing into producing enough light to signal other lifeforms in distant galaxys far away, so that must mean I have the worst case of man-flu ever.
At least I'm not having those horrible, hallucination/dream type things I usually get when I'm ill though. So there's something to be positive about.
Right, enough of feeling sorry for myself. The jacuzzi should be up to temp now.... has anyone seen the industrial strength relaxing bubble-bath?
sercher stroles over to the jucoo jacoo juacoz FFS the bubbley thing and pee's in it
that should sort your " man flu" out m8 wink
I hate you men!
Easy... if you're not well get your germs out of the jacuzzi!
Sercher... bubble bath will break the jacuzzi and mixing it with pee will cause the end of the GFZ as we know it.
rolleyes :roll:
Now, who's done the most chores and deserves the most beer/wine/vodka???

*wanders off looking for people working*
:shock: :shock: :shock: WHO'S been sleeping in my bed???
smackbottom :smackbottom:
I'll have a large one please!
have a funeral next week but other than that I've just broke up work having done the full-on spring clean since 8am and I'm knackered!!
2 weeks off!! :bounce: :bounce:
that jacuzzi is very appealing right now! and, I'm smug lol :smug:
I've just finished my first week at work being a full time permanent employee. Was being trained on something other than I normally do, so made time move quickly. After work, collected my wages from hole in the wall, and found I was lucky enough not to be affected by all the shit affecting banks world wide :giggle: (For those that don't know, bank transactions have gone tits up for some reason....).
And of course the Doctor graces our screens again tomorrow cool
A very good week for a feckin' change! biggrin
Quote by Darkfire
I'll have a large one please!
have a funeral next week but other than that I've just broke up work having done the full-on spring clean since 8am and I'm knackered!!
2 weeks off!! :bounce: :bounce:
that jacuzzi is very appealing right now! and, I'm smug lol :smug:

errrrrrr! dont do it
iv put some " special " medy in for easy's " man flu" :shock:
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin

No! smackbottom
flipa
You haven't "cleaned my clock" yet, (take that how you will...rolleyes ) Oh Nemesis of mine! :twisted:
:giggle:
Quote by Dlep
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin

No! smackbottom
flipa
You haven't "cleaned my clock" yet, (take that how you will...rolleyes ) Oh Nemesis of mine! :twisted:
:giggle:
Have you been listening to the 'Korean Clock Lady'? :shock:
Quote by Sassy-Seren
I've been around with my feather duster so do I deserve a Baileys? biggrin

No! smackbottom
flipa
You haven't "cleaned my clock" yet, (take that how you will...rolleyes ) Oh Nemesis of mine! :twisted:
:giggle:
Have you been listening to the 'Korean Clock Lady'? :shock:
No.
:giggle:
Been counting end of year stock, so get that jacuzzi clean and ready please, white wine as well..... lol
OK now my weekend really starts... kids taken to party to get all hot, sweaty, tired and hyperactive just in time to go home with their daddy :giggle:
Tart is in the kitchen cooking curry for dinner... now where's my G&T and is there space in a pee free jacuzzi???
Quote by celestria
OK now my weekend really starts... kids taken to party to get all hot, sweaty, tired and hyperactive just in time to go home with their daddy :giggle:
Tart is in the kitchen cooking curry for dinner... now where's my G&T and is there space in a pee free jacuzzi???

That's evil Cel.....Hans Brix should have looked in the Uk for the realweapons of mass distruction....lol
My conscience is clear... my babies are returned to me in an overtired sugar rush hyperactive state every weekend... about time the tables were turned lol :lol:
Quote by celestria
My conscience is clear... my babies are returned to me in an overtired sugar rush hyperactive state every weekend... about time the tables were turned lol :lol:

*Makes note to self.....Don't get on the wrong side of Celestria.....:lol: *
Quote by Sarah
Been counting end of year stock, so get that jacuzzi clean and ready please, white wine as well..... lol

Poor you - I hate stocktaking
Quote by LondonPlaything
I'll toddle along and lend a hand if you wish..
... though I don't drink, so...
will I be working for free?
>charidee<
lp

well... Ive been busy since typing this earlier today... working like a... well, busy thing... and not a word from any of ya!
where's that blasted Taking Things Personally thread???
hurrummmmphhhh
lp
Quote by LondonPlaything
I'll toddle along and lend a hand if you wish..
... though I don't drink, so...
will I be working for free?
>charidee<
lp

well... Ive been busy since typing this earlier today... working like a... well, busy thing... and not a word from any of ya!
where's that blasted Taking Things Personally thread???
hurrummmmphhhh
lp
Well I need somewhere to rest my drink......
bolt
Quote by winchwench
Well I need somewhere to rest my drink......
bolt
Traything has been searching for a pic of a certain piece of furniture/sculpture for an age now... this blasted interweave thingie aint all its scratched up to be...
...however >assumes position<
and dont leave it tooo long this time eh?...
lp
ok lets get this party started lol I'm wishing I was at the Bolton munch now with my tissues & nasal spray so this has got to be the next best thing- who's serving then? i'll have a JD with coke please :lol:
Woohoo!
Shall we noise it up a bit in here then?!
Quote by Dirtygirlie
Woohoo!
Shall we noise it up a bit in here then?!

you put the sounds on hun while I get the jaccuzi going and get the drinks lol :happy: :cheers:
Turn the music up and make a space in the jacuzzi biggrin
Quote by hisandhers
everyone welcome wink

How could anyone refuse that avatar :rascal:
Room for an old lady??
lol :lol: :lol:
Give me a hand into the jacuzzi please -don't want to slip and fall in.
:shock:
Quote by sercher01
iv peed in that bolt
:giggle:

good job DG opened a room up in the chatroom then before we all got in :giggle:
Hiya folks wave
I hate working nights when the weather is as gorgeous ( if a bit breezy :shock: ) as it is today sad I always feel like I'm missing out somewhere along the line confused
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Hiya folks wave
I hate working nights when the weather is as gorgeous ( if a bit breezy :shock: ) as it is today sad I always feel like I'm missing out somewhere along the line confused

kiss
I felt the same when i did nights
I want to sleep off the bolton munch but think ill miss somthing and wont sleep lol
So i'll have a brew instead wink