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Well as we haven't had a GFZ for a fair few weeks, we have a special on for this weekend only lol wink
Sarge is buying the drinks :shock: drinkies and Mal is our barman - nakkid :shock: :rascal:
Get em while ya can.....the drinks I mean :lol2:
Mines a Newquay Brown Ale please Sarge :cheers: and a packet a nuts :dry:
ohhh drinks on sarge eh!
Large vino blanco for me please kiss
Then I think I fancy a dip in the jacuzzi smile
Can I get a large vodka, diet coke pls and a bag of dry roasted nuts when you get a min please. kiss
Barman, very large vodka martini over here please, especialy as Sarge is buying,
:shock: Mal, please use something else to stir my drink with wink
Anais, you may want to take your new coat off before you get in the jacuzzi, dont want it getting wet :wink:
Woohoo!! Free drinks!! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Make mine a stiff one!! confused :? :? lol :lol: wink
What do you mean I'm paying for them??? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Sgt Bilko

Make mine a stiff one!! confused :? :? lol :lol: wink

Think you will need more than a stiff one when you get the bar bill :lol:
Eeekkkkkkkkk, I don't have to get nakkid do I?? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Oh, ok... long as Sarge does! :grin: Mind you I heard he has a stiff one coming up :shock:
An where's the nakkid barman gone????
Bet Sarge has hidden his wallet? rolleyes
Quote by poshkate
ohhh drinks on sarge eh!
Large vino blanco for me please kiss
Then I think I fancy a dip in the jacuzzi smile

I heard its not often Sarge gets his wallet out of his pocket! I'd make the most of it :lol2:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Make mine a stiff one!! confused :? :? lol :lol: wink

I thought you had a permanent stiff one! :rascal:
OR are the rumours untrue? :wink:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Quote by blonde

Make mine a stiff one!! confused :? :? lol :lol: wink

I thought you had a permanent stiff one! :rascal:
OR are the rumours untrue? :wink:
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

I thought Sarge walked a bit funny, that explains it :? :? :lol:
Forgot to say ...... Please make mine a double brandy & diet coke, in a long glass with a slice of lime and 2 ice cubes........ shaken :rascal:
Thanks passionkiss
Sam (the fussy one) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Have to say that the service isnt very good round here this weekend, good job we are not paying for the drinks.
Right girls, anyone for the jacus... juaquzz... jaccuu.... hot tub wink
*runs* ........ hot tub here I come :rascal:
Barman .... bring the drinks please drinkies
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
I'm still waiting for my afternoon tea in the mods lounge sad
ok, the bar is open, its self service for a bit redface
Quote by st3v3
ok, the bar is open, its self service for a bit redface

Wey, hey, hey .... self service it is lol
NWC rumages round the bar for a few minuets
Oi St3v3, where have you hidden my vodka bottle :shock:
See that woman in the corner with the glazed look on her face :shock:
Nuff said ;)
Quote by st3v3
I'm still waiting for my afternoon tea in the mods lounge sad
ok, the bar is open, its self service for a bit redface

Oh, were on the hard stuff now eh??? lol
I'll have a pernod with coke in that case :lol:
Sarge jumps into the Jacuzzi and then realises he shouldn't have drank those five pints when he thought the drinks were free!! confused :? :?
No-one will notice if I have a wee in here will they?? Will they??? :? :?
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!! redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops:
Where's the Spiced? :shock:
I'll have to go for a Bailey's then, served on the bits it makes tingle :rascal:
Ooooh, looks like it's cock-tail hour to me!! :twisted:
I'll have a White Russian whilst I dip my toes in the jacuzzi....
wink
Quote by winchwench
Where's the Spiced? :shock:
I'll have to go for a Bailey's then, served on the bits it makes tingle :rascal:

Right i'm barman where you want it :twisted:
Come in Nola - the water's lovely redface surprisedops:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come in Nola - the water's lovely :red :red

:shock: Bloomin' heck... what exactly have you been drinking to turn the water red!?!?!?!
lol
Quote by noladreams30
Come in Nola - the water's lovely :red :red

:shock: Bloomin' heck... what exactly have you been drinking to turn the water red!?!?!?!
lol
Bugga!! Got my chatroom and forum mixed up!!! confused :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come in Nola - the water's lovely :red :red

:shock: Bloomin' heck... what exactly have you been drinking to turn the water red!?!?!?!
lol
Bugga!! Got my chatroom and forum mixed up!!! confused :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
You wee in the chatroom as well :shock:
Quote by anais
Come in Nola - the water's lovely :red :red

:shock: Bloomin' heck... what exactly have you been drinking to turn the water red!?!?!?!
lol
Bugga!! Got my chatroom and forum mixed up!!! confused :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
You wee in the chatroom as well :shock:
All the time! :lol:
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Come in Nola - the water's lovely :red :red

:shock: Bloomin' heck... what exactly have you been drinking to turn the water red!?!?!?!
lol
Bugga!! Got my chatroom and forum mixed up!!! confused :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
You wee in the chatroom as well :shock:
All the time! :lol:
Ahh, you go in the Pee Fun room :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by anais
Ahh, you go in the Pee Fun room :lol2: :lol2:

Nope, rumour has it that he goes in The Pool confused
Quote by st3v3

Ahh, you go in the Pee Fun room :lol2: :lol2:

Nope, rumour has it that he goes in The Pool confused
It did warm the pool up :? :? :?