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GFZ is Open - AKA 'The One That Got Away!'

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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
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Blimey.... early opening! :-D
Make mine a JDC please.
In edit: I think I lost a week somewhere :shock:
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Spearmint tea please! biggrin

I'll settle for spearmint rhino lol and a refill on me flask as its off to work for me in an hour sad
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Quote by sheddy
Spearmint tea please! biggrin

I'll settle for spearmint rhino lol and a refill on me flask as its off to work for me in an hour sad
:lol:
Bless ya... well I hope you have a good one.
:D
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Quote by cu3b4ll
In edit: I think I lost a week somewhere :shock:

St3v3!!!!! smackbottom
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please may i have a jd and diet coke please,
in a pint glass with loads of ice.
(see if i can get served quicker here)
20 mins in my local weatherspoons, and the cow served 3 people before me.
mind you, by the time i finished giving her a rite royal one, she did then pay alot more attention to who was next, instead of playing with her phone!!!!!!!!
ok rant over now. lol
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WHERE`S THAT BLOODY DRINK?????
phill now ducks and runs off. bolt
Master of Sex
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Thanks god for the early opening!!
Pint of Stella please!
Oh and a bag of crisps... feeling peckish lol
Sex God
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Quote by cu3b4ll
In edit: I think I lost a week somewhere :shock:

St3v3!!!!! smackbottom
:twisted: sorry about that.....................................
Orgasminator
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st3ve is that you in the pick with the fish?
if so,
what is it and where was it taken?
looks a good catch!
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OK i'm startin early
Fosters EC please wink
Good health to ya!
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
st3ve is that you in the pick with the fish?
if so,
what is it and where was it taken?
looks a good catch!

smackbottom :smackbottom:
Dotn encourage him :shock:
Didnt you know that someone told St3v3 that this place used to called Anglers Heaven and they only changed the name to Swinging Heaven once he had got the hang of dangling his pole over the water!
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
just to show off redface

Thats the ugliest thing I ever seen :shock:
Nice fish though lol bolt
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
just to show off redface

Nice, Bull Huss or big Dogfish?
My pics a baby Tarpon that I caught in Islamorada earlier this year, I could tell you abouit the one that got away biggrin
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Quote by sheddy
just to show off redface

Thats the ugliest thing I ever seen :shock:
Nice fish though lol bolt
:eeek: flipa boink :dry: :kick:
nuff said !?!
posh get mister "villa"
innocent :bolt:
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Quote by st3v3
just to show off redface

Nice, Bull Huss or big Dogfish?
My pics a bay Tarpon that I caught in Islamorada earlier this year, I could tell you abouit the one that got away biggrin
smart ass lol
that was in rhyl, top day out though!
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redface is it dead ?

if it isnt its goin to be a bugger to skin :shock:
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Quote by sercher01
redface is it dead ?

if it isnt its goin to be a bugger to skin :shock:

as st3v3 said "the one that got away"
he just didn`t say where it had gone too.
i did tell him not to strike to hard though rotflmao
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And next your going to be saying that it was thissssssssssssssssssssssssss big :shock:
Men! Too busy swapping fish tales to even bother serving us a drink! rolleyes
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And next your going to be saying that it was thissssssssssssssssssssssssss big :shock:
Men! Too busy swapping fish tales to even bother serving us a drink! rolleyes

excuse me!
what does gfz stand for?
that`s why we go fishin !!!!!!!!!!!!
Sex God
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Noooooooooo not in the GFZ :eeek:
St3v3 did you start this? smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Noooooooooo not in the GFZ :eeek:
St3v3 did you start this? smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

if you mean the fishing stuff, no he didn`t.
it was me, he is compleatly inocent this time.
i`m sure you can still give him the smacked ass though.
he must have done summat!
Sex God
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<-------------------- Not guilty
Great idea for a GFZ though, we could work in some similar themes :high-smile:
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Quote by philstarnchoozy
if you mean the fishing stuff, no he didn`t.
it was me, he is compleatly inocent this time.
i`m sure you can still give him the smacked ass though.
he must have done summat!

You are so right, that St3v3 is nothing but a trouble maker rolleyes
innocent
As for you Phil smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
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Quote by st3v3
<-------------------- Not guilty

This time :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
Quote by st3v3
Great idea for a GFZ though, we could work in some similar themes :high-smile:

But notfishing themes :eeek:
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Quote by Shireen_Mids
:doh: :giggle:

don`t you start aswell :uhoh:
i`ve just had my ass smacked :upset: