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Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2436.html">GFZ - Opening Weekend</a>
<a href="http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/2812.html">GFZ - Graduation Weekend</a>
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Cake
Thank F*CK for that!
I need a pint of whiskey and a massive hug that goes on forever. :cry:
OK, just the whiskey will do. :cheers:
A vodka redbull for me please and let`s get this party started!
Is the jacuzzi on already?
I'm in it - plenty of room for a little 'un kiss
Quote by Cherrytree
I'm in it - plenty of room for a little 'un kiss

That`d be you hunny, I`m alittle bigger. lol
We need a (preferably hairy) barman. Come on fellas, where are you all? Two thirsty ladies here!
Iced coffee cake lol lol
and a pint of your best, please, bar person!!! :cheers:
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....coffee cake!
That feckin squirrel seems to be serving himself at the moment!
Quote by Cherrytree
Thank F*CK for that!
I need a pint of whiskey and a massive hug that goes on forever. :cry:

<<<<<<<<<<hu......................"too infinity! and beyond!".........g>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ohhhhhhhhh thank you Winchy kiss
Carrot cake please
Quote by Hungrypussy69
That feckin squirrel seems to be serving himself at the moment!

I was hoping that someone would step and get the drinks in, until that happens here's a selection to keep you going lol
Any of them non alcoholic? Some of us are working tonight :dry:
Evening all you sexy people wave
Still prefer the coffee cake........................
Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Steve, where is my vodka
tesh, you just cant get the staff rolleyes

The usual madam?
Quote by st3v3
The usual madam?

Thats me sorted for the evening, thanks St3v3.
drinkies
Just don't give her too many lol lol
Quote by Sassy-Seren
Any of them non alcoholic? Some of us are working tonight :dry:
Evening all you sexy people wave

:doh: I should have thought of that confused
Nice selection there St3v3, thank you. kiss
If that's a selection for virgins then that's me out confused
evenin all
:shakesoffcoat:
rather damp outside eh what?
:fallsoverbrollystand:
I'll have a glass of your finest 'whatever that is with the celery' please
and have one yourself
:sitsonownhat:
lp
mmmmm.... am thinking a nice G&T would be good.
Shall I serve myself? smile And does anyone else want one?
Nola x
Lemon drizzle cake for me please..... biggrin biggrin biggrin An a shot of something interesting.....ta smile
Bacon rolls anyone? lol
Can someone remove all these cake wrappers and boxes out of here! lol
Quote by Sarah
Bacon rolls anyone? lol
Can someone remove all these cake wrappers and boxes out of here! lol

I'll tdy up for a bacon roll Sarah :thumbup:
Can I have a baby Guinness to go with it? I know it's early but im addicted to them redface
louise xx
Hell one and all.......it's great to get back to reality :shock: confused
Is the jaquzzi still working and are the wenches still serving?
Quote by MrFC
Hell one and all.......it's great to get back to reality :shock: confused
Is the jaquzzi still working and are the wenches still serving?

well I'm in for the night, so happy to volunteer services as a (particularly!) buxom serving wench!!
Nola x