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13 Jan 2008

Quote by Mal
Iced coffee cake
and a pint of your best, please, bar person!!! :cheers:

BUGGER!!!!
I've got no money and I want ..... no, need coffee cake now. sad

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple

The usual madam?

Thats me sorted for the evening, thanks St3v3.
drinkies

The evening? confused

From what I remember that's about 2 hours worth :giggle: bolt

Working today as well sad

Ah well tomorrows the last day and then I'm off for 2 days, back for 2 and then off for 2 ... to go to Notts :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Still no bloody money though. sad

*Hangs sign round neck saying "Will strip for cash"*

13 Jan 2008

FB wonders if a few cents, 27p and a mucky sixpence is enough for Easy to strip?

13 Jan 2008

Clean the sixpence and I'll seriously consider it. ;)
*gets out marker and writes on the bottom of the sign "..... and coffee cake"*

13 Jan 2008

Sarah sets out the chairs and gets popcorn ready for the rush to watch easy strip!!
cool

13 Jan 2008

>splendid saunters in nonchalantly<
wink

13 Jan 2008

can I be the one at the back throwing popcorn? dunno

:lol2:

13 Jan 2008

FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

13 Jan 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

Is Chooney stripping as well ? smile

If not can I have a glass of vino please barman.....I'm celebrating :bounce:

13 Jan 2008

Mrs NWC hears the word stripping and runs in to see the show

13 Jan 2008

Quote by Naughty Wigan Couple
Mrs NWC hears the word stripping and runs in to see the show

Closely followed by Dawnie :giggle:
Easy, I have about £4 :rascal:

13 Jan 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

Service on its way! wink

Does it have to be in italics?
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13 Jan 2008

Quote by poshkate
FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

Is Chooney stripping as well ? smile

If not can I have a glass of vino please barman.....I'm celebrating :bounce:
You can have the glass of wine and the strip if you like. :twisted:
I know how to ruin a good celebration!!!
:shock:
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13 Jan 2008

you took your time choony.......were you preparing for your strip act dunno

:giggle:

13 Jan 2008

Quote by poshkate
you took your time choony.......were you preparing for your strip act :giggle:

Crushing the grapes! cool

Did you miss the strip?
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13 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

Service on its way! wink

Does it have to be in italics?
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Nope, naked :twisted:

13 Jan 2008

Quote by Freckledbird
FB has seen Choon lurking and demands service immediately!

Service on its way! wink

Does it have to be in italics?
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Nope, naked :twisted:
All respectable service is naked.
Fancy a drizzle? Haven't had one o' those fer ages.
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13 Jan 2008

Quote by westerross
All respectable service is naked.
Fancy a drizzle? Haven't had one o' those fer ages.

Yes please - drizzle away! Slowly, mind wink

13 Jan 2008

Quote by Freckledbird

All respectable service is naked.
Fancy a drizzle? Haven't had one o' those fer ages.

Yes please - drizzle away! Slowly, mind wink

Aah now you've seen my slow drizzle - it's not very accurate but I love the cleaning up afterwards.
wink

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13 Jan 2008

Quote by poshkate
can I be the one at the back throwing popcorn? :lol2:

I wouldn't expect anything less from you ...... rolleyes

(said in a Markz style :lol2: )

Quote by Dawnie
.......
Easy, I have about £4 :rascal:

WOOOO HOOOO!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
*goes off to prepare private lap-dancing area*

14 Jan 2008

Ahhh, (in) sanity at last, well folks it’s been a long hard road but I’m back (not that anyone gives a s**t) so could I start with that tanker full of vodka and slowly work my way up please?
In an ever changing life that seems to accelerate into hyper speed at the drop of a hat, it’s good to know there is always the GFZ to come home to kiss

God I’m fecked :sad: a massage sounds really good right now