Sex God
Settles in jacuzzi, fish pond just cleaned out, wine as well please, and plenty of bubbles.
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ok well im de-mob happy :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Got me Euros, got me passport, went shopping this morning and got a real bargin on some new cloths. Bag half packed, just a couple of items to iron. so my holiday starts here. Ibiza here I come :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Who's at the bar it's wine time
Got me Euros, got me passport, went shopping this morning and got a real bargin on some new cloths. Bag half packed, just a couple of items to iron. so my holiday starts here. Ibiza here I come :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Who's at the bar it's wine time
Sex God
No def the fish pond and it looks all sparkling through the rain this morning!!
Now going to do naked ironing, and cheer the chatroom up!!!
Who is cooking bacon rolls this morning??
Now going to do naked ironing, and cheer the chatroom up!!!
Who is cooking bacon rolls this morning??
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Shit, I made a typo!
That's not a typo - that's a spelling mistake. Let's not try to play it down now.
<<<<<< Choon makes note in diary Friday 10th August FB makes a spelling mistake and tries to wriggle out of it by calling it a typo
>>>>>>Not making too much of a meal out of this am I?
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Shit, I made a typo!
That's not a typo - that's a spelling mistake. Let's not try to play it down now.
<<<<<< Choon makes note in diary Friday 10th August FB makes a spelling mistake and tries to wriggle out of it by calling it a typo
>>>>>>Not making too much of a meal out of this am I?
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it's a typo! 
Sex God
I've just been drizzling Pimms down Angelica's throat (on the inside ). Lovely day.
Wonders if FB wants another After-Sun volunteer.
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). Lovely day.Wonders if FB wants another After-Sun volunteer.
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
I've just been drizzling Pimms down Angelica's throat (on the inside
Wonders if FB wants another After-Sun volunteer.
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Yes please. Do you do before-sun as well? :rascal:
Save me some of that Pimms!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
I've just been drizzling Pimms down Angelica's throat (on the inside
Wonders if FB wants another After-Sun volunteer.
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Yes please. Do you do before-sun as well? :rascal:
Save me some of that Pimms!
Mai Tais and Singapore Slings fer you my girl!
Typo!! :roll:
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Sex God
and me please
Sex God
Quote by westerross
Mai Tais and Singapore Slings fer you my girl!
Typo!!
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Never had a Singapore Sling - will it make me tipsy? :shock:
Sex God
Do you wish to be tipsy?? :P
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Do you wish to be tipsy?? :P
That would depend on whether there's an ulterior motive for getting me tipsy :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you wish to be tipsy?? :P
That would depend on whether there's an ulterior motive for getting me tipsy :twisted:
What ulterior motive would we need??
Sex God
Quote by Sarah
Do you wish to be tipsy?? :P
That would depend on whether there's an ulterior motive for getting me tipsy :twisted:
What ulterior motive would we need??
Welllll trying to get into me knickers would be one - but some people wouldn't need to get me tipsy to allow that anyway
:twisted: 
Sex God
Just got back home and could do with a glass of vino if anyone's serving.......think I could do with a dip in the jacuzzi too if anyone fancies joining me :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by redwine_lover
Just got back home and could do with a glass of vino if anyone's serving.......think I could do with a dip in the jacuzzi too if anyone fancies joining me :twisted:
wine - yes
jacuzzi - nope
one out of two.?
tell you what I'll get in the jacuzzi and you can give me a neck rub whilst I'm in there drinking the wine
Sex God
Quote by LadyFeeBee
...Singapore Slings fer you my girl!
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Gawd, its been ages since I had one of those! They used to be my favourite cocktail during happy hour after work on a Friday night in Glasgow! Ah the memories
Got any spare please tune?
Fee
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Quote by Sarah
and me please
Right Singapore Slings coming up all 'round - and a vino top up fer PK!
Why do Singapore Slings always make me sticky? Any volunteers to lick it off??
Quote by Freckledbird
Do you wish to be tipsy?? :P
That would depend on whether there's an ulterior motive for getting me tipsy :twisted:
And a Double Sling fer FB :twisted:
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
And a Double Sling fer FB :twisted:
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Would that be on me, so you can lick it off, or in me so that I get tipsy? :twisted:
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
And a Double Sling fer FB :twisted:
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Would that be on me, so you can lick it off, or in me so that I get tipsy? :twisted:
One of each, of course. Why d'you think yer on doubles?
Come to think of it Mai Tais make the floor sticky as well.
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Come to think of it Mai Tais make the floor sticky as well.
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They do if you're not watching what you're doing!
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Come to think of it Mai Tais make the floor sticky as well.
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They do if you're not watching what you're doing!
Well the next time you'll have a cherry with yours!!
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Sex God
Quote by westerross
Well the next time you'll have a cherry with yours!!
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Mmmmmmmmmmm cherries - bit of a tingly moment there :twisted:
