GFZ is open

10 Aug 2007

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat
Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ -
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ Easy gets locked in

Thought it best to open up early this week ;)

10 Aug 2007

Marvellous :thumbup:
Pimms and lemon please, anyone going to join me in the pool? drinkies

blimey its hot today, just right for lounging by the floating bar lol

10 Aug 2007

Afternoon Pete. I'd like something long and cool and a seat in the shade. Phew what a scorcha!!

10 Aug 2007

Certaily is, much too nice to be suck indoors, hope it lasts a while.
just debating if I should mow the lawn or go have a snooze on the patio swing rolleyes

like there's a choice :lol2:

10 Aug 2007

I'm looking for a volunteeer to rub aftersun on - I'm all pink and even more freckly!

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm looking for a volunteeer to rub aftersun on - I'm all pink and even more freckly!

:bounce: pick me, pick me :bounce:
:P

10 Aug 2007

Certaily is, much too nice to be suck indoors, hope it lasts a while.
You could try suck.......ing outdoors instead

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
I'm looking for a volunteeer to rub aftersun on - I'm all pink and even more freckly!

:bounce: pick me, pick me :bounce:
:P
Are you sure you wouldn't mind? I can tell you're just doing it ut of the kindness of your heart and that you're not really excited at the prospect. Did i mention I wasn't wearing very much either?

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm looking for a volunteeer to rub aftersun on - I'm all pink and even more freckly!

:bounce: pick me, pick me :bounce:
:P
Are you sure you wouldn't mind? I can tell you're just doing it ut of the kindness of your heart and that you're not really excited at the prospect. Did i mention I wasn't wearing very much either?
Do we have to form a queue? lol

10 Aug 2007

Quote by helnheaven

Certaily is, much too nice to be suck indoors, hope it lasts a while.
You could try suck.......ing outdoors instead :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

do I spy a volunteer? :rascal:

Quote by Freckledbird
I'm looking for a volunteeer to rub aftersun on - I'm all pink and even more freckly!

:bounce: pick me, pick me :bounce:
:P
Are you sure you wouldn't mind? I can tell you're just doing it ut of the kindness of your heart Yeah right :twisted: and that you're not really excited at the prospect. Noooo, not at all innocent

Did i mention I wasn't wearing very much either? :inlove: :rose: hump

hwoar: :wanker: :hunk: :wave2:

10 Aug 2007

Shit, I made a typo!

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Shit, I made a typo!

:gagged:

10 Aug 2007

Good Afternoon all,
i know GZV has a hot tub.. but by any chance is there a cold tub.... today is has been a beautiful day. and its time for me to chill out for a bit.

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Jiggle
Good Afternoon all,
i know GZV has a hot tub.. but by any chance is there a cold tub.... today is has been a beautiful day. and its time for me to chill out for a bit.

Slide into the pool with us, the waters great wink

10 Aug 2007

Sarah races in with several jugs of pimms in her hands lol

:P
And 'stole' this off google:-
Pimm invented the thirst-quencher. Using gin, quinine and a secret mixture of herbs, good old Pimm served up the brew as an aid to digestion, dishing it out in a small tankard and the No. 1 Cup moniker was born.
After the Second World War, Pimms extended their range.
Scotch lent its name to No. 2 cup
Brandy to No. 3
Run for No. 4
Rye for No. 5
Vodka for No. 6
Of these sequels, the vodka cup is the only one in production while original No. 1 cup still reigns supreme in popularity.
Pimms Recipes
Traditional Pimms No.1
Take one slice of orange, lemon, apple, cucumber per person and one sprig of mint and add to two parts lemonade to one part Pimms.
Turbo Pimms No.1
As above but five parts lemonade, two parts Pimms, one part gin.
English Passion Pimms No.6
Take a shaker 2/3 full of ice and add 50ml of Pimms No.6, 25ml of Zubrowka vodka, flesh and juice of a passion fruit and a dash of sugar syrup. Shake well and strain into a tumbler full of ice. Garnish with a sprig of mint and two short straws.
Maximum Voltage Pimms No.6
Take a shaker 2/3 full of ice, 50ml of Pimms No.6, 25ml of Zubrowka vodka and 25ml of Cointreau. Shake well and strain into a highball full of ice. Fill with soda water and garnish with mint. If mixing your own Pimms sounds too much like hard work, head to one of the many pubs and bars in London which serve up Pimms with a healthy dose of fruit, ice and garnished with a sprig of mint.

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Pete_sw
Good Afternoon all,
i know GZV has a hot tub.. but by any chance is there a cold tub.... today is has been a beautiful day. and its time for me to chill out for a bit.

Slide into the pool with us, the waters great wink

Room for one more :giggle:

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Dawnie
Room for one more :giggle:

Dawnie, can I join your nipples in the pool please?!
And can I have a pint of flirting too?! :twisted:
Fee
XX

10 Aug 2007

ooooooh, :bounce:
we have a cock-tail :giggle: expert behind the bar tonight drinkies

well done Sarah, I'll have a #6 please kiss

10 Aug 2007

please excuse me, but I seem to be talking too much shyte this evening, so thought I'd pop in here to make my excuse... but.... I have no excuse... bugger!
nearly cocoa time.
lp

10 Aug 2007

Quote by LadyFeeBee
Room for one more :giggle:

Dawnie, can I join your nipples in the pool please?!
And can I have a pint of flirting too?! :twisted:
Fee
XX
Of course you can join my nipples kiss

I think I've drank most of the Flirting though :giggle:
*hic* drinkies

10 Aug 2007

Quote by LondonPlaything
please excuse me, but I seem to be talking too much shyte this evening, Yep so thought I'd pop in here to make my excuse... but.... I have no excuse... bugger!
lp

Jump in ............man of few words :giggle:
Dawnie ! :giggle: moooch over ...........I need cooling down wink

10 Aug 2007

Is there room for one more? Finishing off the red wine - though this is getting to the port time of night really innocent

Having read the rest of the thread, I will normally stick to Pimms No 1. Mind you, I am a bit of a traditionalist!
Will

10 Aug 2007

hellooooooo will wink

Shall we share :twisted:
A glass or two ..............or three................:giggle:

10 Aug 2007

Quote by willxx69
Is there room for one more? Finishing off the red wine - though this is getting to the port time of night really
Will

You have some left? biggrin

FB very red and freckly now. Got to get in a hot bath to take the burn out.

10 Aug 2007

Quote by Freckledbird
Is there room for one more? Finishing off the red wine - though this is getting to the port time of night really
Will

You have some left? biggrin

Well, I have had to buy some more since a certain visit! :giggle:

Quote by Freckledbird
FB very red and freckly now. Got to get in a hot bath to take the burn out.

Can I rub something in for you? :whistling:
Will :twisted:

10 Aug 2007

Quote by willxx69
FB very red and freckly now. Got to get in a hot bath to take the burn out.

Can I rub something in for you? innocent

Will :twisted:
You can indeedy - need to rub it in gently though, it's a bit sore redface

:twisted:

10 Aug 2007

Anyone need a top-up whilst I am about it? :cheers:
Will

10 Aug 2007

I could probably force down a glass or several of White Grenache biggrin

10 Aug 2007

Quote by willxx69
Anyone need a top-up whilst I am about it? :cheers:
Will

splutter, cough redface

mustave fell asleep in the pool rolleyes

looks like vodka time to me old chap :cheers:
no it's ok, just pass the bottle drinkies

OMG :shock: i've got a silvery tail, :gagged:
.

10 Aug 2007

Well ............ if people are still up, I'll have a brandy & coke in the Jaccuzzi please :giggle: