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Bloody hel sarge Im still getting over last nights hangover rolleyes
oh sod it mines a pint
of perrier :shock:
Hair of the dog Warwick - you know it makes sense !!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Hair of the dog Warwick - you know it makes sense !!

Sarge
I think I need a bit of making up to after last night!
Get those hands over here...........
........ an aching Alex
Oh Hello warwick..... what was that??..... too loud......
okay ....... how are you?.....You look a little green around the gills.....
Alex pass Sarge over here, when you've finished with him.... biggrin :D
I could do with a little bit of TLC... :cry: :cry:
Anyone want another drinkie poo's, before I relax on the sofa and wait for Sarge......... lol
Hello Warwick nice to see you here..... :D
*easy comes in in towel :rascal: dips big toe into water of jacuzzi to check that there is water in there (remembers last week rolleyes) and to check it's not too cold, then steps back and drops towel to reveal a bright green posing poch that does little to cover anything (wink), runs at jacuzzi (with bits bouncing everywhere) and dives into the tub.*
Ahhhhhhh :smug:
Hello Mrs FC kiss How nice to see you again :therethere:
red bring in her nutty butty......and cuppa tea ..to early for booze
Ahh the GFZ, somewhere to rest a while. Pass the remote control someone.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Ah Red, any chance of me trying one of those Bacon Nutties? I've been wondering what they taste like for days!! lol :lol: :lol:
Oh, Wilma !! Come in sit down, chill, and tell me all about it!!! kiss :therethere: :therethere:
Drinks anyone??
Ah bliss,ive had a nightmare day,and Steves back is now better and he's bloody passed it on to me,i could do with a good massage,any offers??? dunno
Hiya Alex smile Sarge :) Wilma :) Clare :) Easy :) Mrs FC
just stopped gardening for a minute aaahh thats better ..................now is there anything I can plant for any of you while I have green fingers :twisted: :twisted: cool wink
well, it's like this Sarge....
I went to sleep, woke up somewhere else, eventually found my way home to find a caveman and a scottish lady giving me orders. Bloody cheek.
But they are not here at the moment so while the cat's away.......... lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x
My fingers were green
but now me mums bought me some new felt tips that dont leak lol
Hi there folks! lol
I don't seem to get in here anywhere near enough lately, mines a half of cider please! Can't drink too much, Damsel and I are off to Liberation this evening so a quick drink and chill out here and then off.
(Sits back in chair relaxing with drink, watching Easy swimming in the Jacuzzi with a frog stuck on his groin.)
Nothing suprises me in here! lol! :lol:
i have to be honest sarge strange as it may seam i think i would like to spend more time with the girls than the boy`s
thats if they will have an old welsh guy like me
lol
colin
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes
GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ – Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Quote by rogerthedragon
(Sits back in chair relaxing with drink, watching Easy swimming in the Jacuzzi with a frog stuck on his groin.)
Nothing suprises me in here! lol! lol

:laughabove: rotflmao
I shall explain the "frog" tonight. Or maybe countess will do it for me. wink
Quote by jah_2uk
i have to be honest sarge strange as it may seam i think i would like to spend more time with the girls than the boy`s
thats if they will have an old welsh guy like me
lol

Jah, feel free to frequent the BFZ then (Boy Free Zone), though I think you will find more ladies (and yes, I use the term loosely) in here than there !! lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by easy
*easy comes in in towel

Oh, not again !! Easy you will be barred from the GFZ if you can't control yourself!!
FFS!! Someone could slip on that !!! mad :x :x
Quote by jah_2uk
i have to be honest sarge strange as it may seam i think i would like to spend more time with the girls than the boy`s
thats if they will have an old welsh guy like me
lol
colin

Don't worry Colin, all the Girls come in here anyway - the BFZ (Boy Free Zone) died a death when they realised how boring it was to not have anyone to tell off, moan at and fetch their drinks.
"Hi girls, any of you like a drink?" lol
Quote by Sgt Bilko
i have to be honest sarge strange as it may seam i think i would like to spend more time with the girls than the boy`s
thats if they will have an old welsh guy like me
lol

Jah, feel free to frequent the BFZ then (Boy Free Zone), though I think you will find more ladies (and yes, I use the term loosely) in here than there !! lol :lol: :lol:
That's if you can find the BFZ. I wonder how many pages back it is now? :confused:
Found it!!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/9250.html
Quote by rogerthedragon
i have to be honest sarge strange as it may seam i think i would like to spend more time with the girls than the boy`s
thats if they will have an old welsh guy like me
lol
colin

Don't worry Colin, all the Girls come in here anyway - the BFZ (Boy Free Zone) died a death when they realised how boring it was to not have anyone to tell off, moan at and fetch their drinks.
"Hi girls, any of you like a drink?" lolthanks for the advice roger i always new a welshman should have a gaurdian dragon instead of an angel
:cheers: weekends here cheers all
Hi jah and a warm welome from one (exiled) welshman to another lol
I tell you what mate if they get many more of us in here theyll have to provide dedicated sheep parking bays :lol:
Quote by jah_2uk
thanks for the advice roger i always new a welshman should have a gaurdian dragon instead of an angel
:cheers: weekends here cheers all

Cheers Colin. :cheers:
Well, hopefully see you all later - off to party, have sex and generally misbehave!! lol :lol:
Have a drink on me! :cheers:
have fun roger dont drink to much
AAHHH!!! Weekend at last.
MrFC slips into the jacuzzi
A cool drink would go down well now!
Quote by MrFC
AAHHH!!! Weekend at last.
MrFC slips into the jacuzzi
A cool drink would go down well now!

....... Slips in the Jacuzzi behind MrFC with a large Ice Cold glass of beer.......
Quote by Alexandra
AAHHH!!! Weekend at last.
MrFC slips into the jacuzzi
A cool drink would go down well now!

....... Slips in the Jacuzzi behind MrFC with a large Ice Cold glass of beer.......
DAMN!!!!!!
If I'd got in more carefully I wouldn't have slipped and spilt MrFCs beer!
Hiya
oooh back from zenning my garden god it looks good biggrin hands are black now not green but I need someone to suck my fingers clean oi Sarge you look the sort of guy who likes a bit of dirt do you fancy doing this for a poor distressed lady rolleyes :roll:
Hiya everyone!!!
just another quick visit............I am still working down my PM list - I think I'm just over a third of the way through now...............
Any wine & soda on the go?