Girlie Free Zone - GFZ | Swinging Heaven

18 Jun 2004

Wooohoooooo!
One set of keys grabbed off the dangling Sarge :twisted:

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes

GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

18 Jun 2004

<~~~~~~~~ rushes in, grabs drink, best comfy sofa
And collapses in a deep sleep :sleeping:
dreaming of new shiny buttons chasing me down the road :crazy:

18 Jun 2004

YAHOOOO!!!!
Im in fir....s....t...oh hello Misschief, thought I would be first in, yes I know rank has it's privelages.
Oh well let me get you a drink to celebrate your new status! smile

18 Jun 2004

Why thank you MrFC biggrin

Just a quickie, then gonna don my Mod jacket for a bit more practice cool

gives me a fantastic excuse to be nosey in all the ads :twisted:
Seem to have exchanged modding for sleeping at the moment tho, bluddy knackered! confused

Just trying to sort out priorities ........ I'm sure my body will get used to no sleep eventually :lol2:

18 Jun 2004

Huh!!! didn't even finish her drink, oh well slumps down on the comfy sofa listening to the silence
Iwould even welcome Sarge in here at the mo confused

18 Jun 2004

Hi Mr. FC. Beer?
*goes over to fridge and pulls out a can of Carlsberg, a bottle of Circle Master and a plate of BBQ chicken legs. Drops the can and half the plate of chicken down the GFZ-BFZ tunnel*
That'll keep the Sarges strength up while he's playing with his new "friend" wink

:shock:
*pours Circle master into glass and the wanders over to the jacuzzi, stopping on the way to offer Mr. FC some chicken*
biggrin

So is it just us blokes in here this weekend? You know I'd actually forgotten it was Friday today. rolleyes

18 Jun 2004

Easy hello oohhh!! chicken grabs a beer yea looks like it at the moment, is Sarge still pratting about?
Oh well I guess the widescreen tv won't be taken up with footie later then smile

Sit yourdelf down old mate and relax biggrin

18 Jun 2004

Yeah I've just nipped into the BFZ and he's still hanging about with a note from WBB stuck to his chest babbling something about a riddle, but his new "friend" started to get frisky, so I came out and left 'em to it.
No footie cool

Have a skip through the 3000 chanels. I think the new multi-position sat system has just been installed (hope it has I've done nothing but call 'em about it all flaming week.) biggrin

18 Jun 2004

Sneaks into the GFZ to see who is in....
MISSCHIEF....... MrFC.... Easy....... hiya guys kiss

Yippeeeeeeeeeeee it's the weekend....
Is there any beer in the fridge??......
Hey whats this I hear about Sarge having a friend round.... Looks like he is quite content hanging around then.... I hope he cleans up after himself as there is shaving foam and erm.... well other stuff all over the floor.... Never thought Sarge was into all that stuff... :shock:
Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Afternoon all,
Yeah the weekend,yippeeeeeee!!!!
i just fancy curling up on that sofa,drinking and having some interesting,intelligent conversation,(now where can i find someone to have that chat with round here??)
Ok perhaps just normal insane gobbledy will do then :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx
wink

18 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Afternoon all,
Yeah the weekend,yippeeeeeee!!!!
i just fancy curling up on that sofa,drinking and having some interesting,intelligent conversation,(now where can i find someone to have that chat with round here??)
Ok perhaps just normal insane gobbledy will do then :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx

I'll be on MSN at about 6. wink

Can't promise intelligence, but there'll be smut and inuendo if that's any good. biggrin

Hi Shireen wave

There's some cold bevareges in the fridge. If there's any hay round the back, could you shovel some down the tunnel as Sarges friend might be hungry.

18 Jun 2004

Smut and inuendo always good,but not tonite in the real world im busy biggrin

But in my pretend world im curled up with a beer,heaven.
Clare,xxx
wink

18 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Afternoon all,
Yeah the weekend,yippeeeeeee!!!!
i just fancy curling up on that sofa,drinking and having some interesting,intelligent conversation,(now where can i find someone to have that chat with round here??)
Ok perhaps just normal insane gobbledy will do then :shock: :shock:
Clare,xxx

Oh oh oh.... insane gobbledy .... I have a degree in that.... wink

Quote by easy
Hi Shireen There's some cold bevareges in the fridge. If there's any hay round the back, could you shovel some down the tunnel as Sarges friend might be hungry.

Just looking for a bale now easy wink

Wanders to the fridge to get a beer..... Clare??.... what do you want to drink??

18 Jun 2004

Jolly good Shireen,its nice to talk bollox with someone,
No thanks im taking my time over the beer tonight thanks,
Or maybe we could bring in a small beer fridge,park it next to the sofa and never have to move all night cool

Clare,xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Smut and inuendo always good,but not tonite in the real world im busy
But in my pretend world im curled up with a beer,heaven.
Clare,xxx

Fine! *sniff* sad

Me and my smutty mouth (well fingers) will go elsewhere then. I know a shun when I read one. sad

:cry:
PS...
:P lol

maybe one Sunday again then wink

18 Jun 2004

Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Jolly good Shireen,its nice to talk bollox with someone,
No thanks im taking my time over the beer tonight thanks,
Or maybe we could bring in a small beer fridge,park it next to the sofa and never have to move all night
Clare,xxx

Wanders out to the shed and brings back a beer fridge.....
There you go clare.... I made sure it was full before I bought it on..... Now what shall we talk bollocks about?? wink

18 Jun 2004

Paul pops in - "not stopping - just looking for someone"
Quick look round and spots a Donkey sitting in the corner, Stella in hand, wearing military uniform and smoking a cigar. The Donkey has a lapel badge saying ' My name is Malcolm and I am lonely'
It dawns on me (not you Dawn_Mids - sadly) that this could be the same Donkey that Davej purchased. Obviously he was sold to Easy and then became romantically involved with the Sarge.
" So, Malcolm - how are you today" i say in the hope of striking up a conversation.
Malcolm responds "Fuck off - I'm writing to Dear Deirdre in the Sun"
Wonder how Sarge is?
Oh well - must go
Paul

18 Jun 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Jolly good Shireen,its nice to talk bollox with someone,
No thanks im taking my time over the beer tonight thanks,
Or maybe we could bring in a small beer fridge,park it next to the sofa and never have to move all night
Clare,xxx

Wanders out to the shed and brings back a beer fridge.....
There you go clare.... I made sure it was full before I bought it on..... Now what shall we talk bollocks about?? wink

OI
Leave my bollocks out of this. evil

oh. sorry

18 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Malcolm responds "Fuck off - I'm writing to Dear Deirdre in the Sun"
Paul

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Hiya Paul..... Got time for a beer???
Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

easy my love..... we can talk about your bollocks if you really want to.... :shock:
passionkiss

Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Malcolm responds "Fuck off - I'm writing to Dear Deirdre in the Sun"
Paul

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Hiya Paul..... Got time for a beer???
Shireen
xxx
Just a quick one - then have to sort out feeding the son
Actually a nice Red wine would be lovely
Paul

18 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Just a quick one - then have to sort out feeding the son
Actually a nice Red wine would be lovely
Paul

Strolls to the kitchen in search of a red wine.... Aaahhh here we are....
Hands Paul a glass of red kiss

Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by Fun365
Just a quick one - then have to sort out feeding the son

Shit!!!! :shock: Forgot about the kids!!!!! blink

Must dash, see ya bolt

18 Jun 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Just a quick one - then have to sort out feeding the son
Actually a nice Red wine would be lovely
Paul

Strolls to the kitchen in search of a red wine.... Aaahhh here we are....
Hands Paul a glass of red kiss

Shireen
xxx
Ahhhh - Shireen , you are too kind. Cant' stop too long , making a quick curry for the pair of us and the rice is on the go. But I can spend a few minutes relaxing
Oi !!!! Donkey , fucking make some room
rolleyes

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Shit!!!! :shock: Forgot about the kids!!!!!
Must dash, see ya

:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
Ooohhh the times I have tried to do that!!..... The little sponges always let me know they are there though... mad

Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh curry..... mmmmmm what sort??
Wonders if she could get away with not cooking tonight.... rolleyes

Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by shireen-steve
Oooooohhhhhhhhhhhh curry..... mmmmmm what sort??
Wonders if she could get away with not cooking tonight....
Shireen
xxx

Just a very simple chicken curry - easy to do and takes no time really... lol

Anyway - gulps wine - best go... can't neglect the sprout
Have fun all ( and don't drink too much)
Paul

18 Jun 2004

Have fun Paul kiss

Shireen
xxx

18 Jun 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Just a quickie, then gonna don my Mod jacket for a bit more practice gives me a fantastic excuse

I want a quickie! I want a quickie! Especially if your wearing your Mod jacket - I love women in uniforms!
If Easy is going to leave his Bollocks out all night - I want to start on the Whisky straightaway!

18 Jun 2004

now then did someone mention bollox!!