Girlie Free Zone - plan B | Swinging Heaven

25 Jun 2004

Quote by KitKat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! rolleyes

GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness
Open to the general public and all.

25 Jun 2004

Ahhhhhh you know you're a regular when a weekend of the GFZ gets named after you. biggrin

BTW thaks Jags. kiss

25 Jun 2004

Did that work? Felt like Harry Potter when his magic wand is a bit wonky!! Haven't done that before so sorry if it's buggered up :cry: :cry:
Com'on guys - cover up my ineptness please :shock:
It's Friday lol

25 Jun 2004

Shite ended up in the wrong thread
Ok easy your here first mines a pint of stella lol

25 Jun 2004

MY FAULT Warwick!! Sorry.
Here's what he posted - just for clarification - bugger the repitition.

Ta Jags
right pint of stella for warwick whats your poison easy?
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Disclaimer. Warwick is an idiot and therefore can NOT be held responsible for his idiotic posting
Warwick would like to apologise in advance for his next act of wanton stupidity and any distress that this may cause.

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25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
Did that work? Felt like Harry Potter when his magic wand is a bit wonky!! Haven't done that before so sorry if it's buggered up :cry: :cry:
Com'on guys - cover up my ineptness please :shock:
It's Friday

for Jags I won't say anything if you don't... wink

Pint of "Wifebeater" for Warwick. :cheers:

25 Jun 2004

Thanks easy
I tell you what that was a very strange moment I think I fell into a space time continum
cant possibly have been Jags fault lol

25 Jun 2004

It's just that Mark sprinkled all us Mods with our weekly dose of "Dalek Dust" this morning and it buggers up the magic buttons something chronic. :uhoh: :uhoh:
Got any dusters anyone???
lol

PS is the white wine open yet???? :P

25 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Thanks easy
I tell you what that was a very strange moment I think I fell into a space time continum
cant possibly have been Jags fault

Must be working too hard mate (judging by the speed that beer dissapeared :beer: )
Want another?

25 Jun 2004

Mouton Cadet Blanc for the lady lol

get the sarge to clean the keyboard Jags hes done bugger all else usefull around here today lol

25 Jun 2004

Must be friday easy synchronised posting again
Yeah I d love another Im parched cool

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
It's just that Mark sprinkled all us Mods with our weekly dose of "Dalek Dust" this morning and it buggers up the magic buttons something chronic. :uhoh: :uhoh:
Got any dusters anyone???

PS is the white wine open yet???? :P

:huh:
*Uncorks a nice bottle of white for Jags*
POPP

25 Jun 2004

Quote by warwick
Mouton Cadet Blanc for the lady
get the sarge to clean the keyboard Jags hes done bugger all else usefull around here today

Typical male then???
Mouton Cadet Blanc - you got some left then??? WOW!!! Impressive and yes please!
Cheers

25 Jun 2004

Some left

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Dont be daft
I got a couple of bottles in just for you lol

25 Jun 2004

OOohhhh did i hear a wine bottle open???
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

This is what I call swinging heaven - a rare moment for this woman - two men pouring her wine and looking after her every need.
You ARE going to look after my every need aren't you two???
Heaven is.... Warwick and Easy looking after my every need :happy: :happy: :happy:
Hope you can do an equal division of tasks?????

25 Jun 2004

*goes to get another glass*
So when are we going to finish our session Clare?

25 Jun 2004

Quote by Jags
This is what I call swinging heaven - a rare moment for this woman - two men pouring her wine and looking after her every need.
You ARE going to look after my every need aren't you two???
Heaven is.... Warwick and Easy looking after my every need :happy: :happy: :happy:
Hope you can do an equal division of tasks?????

To hear is to obey oh mistress. worship

25 Jun 2004

Quote by easy
*goes to get another glass*
So when are we going to finish our session Clare?

After a good old wine break,(gulp gulp)
....hic....
...................hic......
Clare,xxx
wink

25 Jun 2004

Easy - you say ALL the correct words, in the correct order too!!!
wink

25 Jun 2004

oh no its happening again :shock:
i dont know if Im in therapy with Claire or in the GFZ
Concentrate man...get a grip on reality
Click the heels of your red slippers three times and say
theres no place like the GFZ
theres no place like the GFZ
:P wo Im back
Bloody hell Easy pour us another will you mate its been a weird afternoon :shock: