Girlie Free Zone

15 Oct 2004

TIme for a soak and a laugh and a touchy-feely session
:shock:

Quote by kitkat
It occurs to me, that us boys need a little corner where we can go and relax and be boys, have a boys chat, a good scratch, and do all that important boys stuff which gets frowned on in mixed company.
So here it is, a girlie free zone where we can relax and be boys.
Perhaps we could talk about the girls on the site, and say all those things we wouldn't dare say when they were looking, swap notes and things.
Go on then, who wants to be first up?? Not scared are you??
Club rules - Only one
Any message which is in the least way hurtful or deliberately insulting to any of the women in this forum will be removed immediately. I love them all dearly, and THIS IS JUST FOR FUN.
Official Opening Times
The GFZ will be open for business from around 1700 each Friday, until midnight on the following Sunday. Extensions will be frequent.
Kat

Links to previous GFZ weekends:
GFZ - Opening Weekend
GFZ - Graduation Weekend
GFZ - England win by 19 points
GFZ - DJohn: "OK Blue, do your worst!"
GFZ - Confessions of a Stag Night
GFZ - That Ralgex Moment
GFZ - 1320, Leather Kilts, and a VERY Shiny Red Helmet
GFZ - The Kate and Mel show
GFZ - Cartoon Fun
GFZ - Anything BUT Girlie Free rolleyes

GFZ - Sgt Bilko Captures the Record
GFZ - Will gets his 10 out, which turns out to be 7 really!
GFZ - Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded Shotgun :eeek:
GFZ - Kate Calls Jag's bluff
GFZ - Sarge, Hughies and Ralphs
GFZ - Bedrock Bedlam
GFZ - Mr FC gives his missus one - and keeps one for himself
GFZ - Sarge Cleans Up
GFZ - Of Nipples, Munches and Two Men Mowing a Meadow
GFZ - Bluexxx hits 3000!
GFZ - The Red Mist Descends
GFZ - Manchester United 0 - Liverpool 1
GFZ - Kit Rules
GFZ - The Lost Boys GFZ.
GFZ - The shortest ever, only because the Lost boys got lost! :roll:
GFZ - Sarge Opens Up
GFZ â€“ Easy gets locked in
GFZ - Masquerade Madness

15 Oct 2004

WooHoo
am I first in????????
let me get in that Jacuzzi!
Wine is chilling......
.......... takes a run at the Jacuzzi!.......

SPLASH!!!

15 Oct 2004

Well at least the wine is chilling.... some of us are panicking madly about all the guests they are expecting in the very near future :shock:
I just need one glass of wine, then I can run round like a mad woman, mopping and hoovering and making sure there are clean sheets on all the beds. A woman's work is never done....... in my case it's because it rarely even gets started! rolleyes

:twisted:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra

SPLASH!!!

Damn, Damn, Damn
I really must learn to get undressed first.........

And I missed the wet T shirt competition too! :doh:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
Well at least the wine is chilling.... some of us are panicking madly about all the guests they are expecting in the very near future :shock:
I just need one glass of wine, then I can run round like a mad woman, mopping and hoovering and making sure there are clean sheets on all the beds. A woman's work is never done....... in my case it's because it rarely even gets started! :twisted:

AWWWWWWW!
You do realisethat no-one will notice if you haven't hoovered.
Give us all 5 mins and a glass of wine!
You worry too much!
Muah!!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
AWWWWWWW!
You do realisethat no-one will notice if you haven't hoovered.
Give us all 5 mins and a glass of wine!
You worry too much!
Muah!!

5 mins and a glass of wine is all it will take Alex?? You're too easy, really! :twisted: :twisted:
btw, your wet t-shirt above, it looks just like mine! And Mrsfc's, and dundeecpl's, and ........ well I'm sure you get the picture redface

ops:
Angel - unoriginal for once sad

:cry:

15 Oct 2004

for a girlie free zone it seems to be full of women so far..... lol

:lol: :lol:
not complaining.....
anyway if you can come in here.. surely we should be able to gatecrash the bi-fem meet tomorrow night biggrin

:D :D :D
anyway back to the men stuff.... ugh ugh ugh..
sean xxxxxx

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
5 mins and a glass of wine is all it will take Alex?? You're too easy, really! :twisted: :twisted:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
OK - maybe 10 mins and 2 glasses of wine then!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by fabio grooverider
anyway if you can come in here.. surely we should be able to gatecrash the bi-fem meet tomorrow night :D :D :D

:shock: :shock: I hadn't thought of that!! :shock: :shock:
I'm outta here!!! bolt

15 Oct 2004

Wow it's quiet in here.....
For once I have the jacuzzi to myself,
the scented candles are lit
the soft music is playing
Now where is that Dan Solo - I seem to remember him promising me a nice massage!

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
anyway if you can come in here.. surely we should be able to gatecrash the bi-fem meet tomorrow night :D :D :D

:shock: :shock: I hadn't thought of that!! :shock: :shock:
I'm outta here!!! bolt

I hear they're looking for a waiter. Just a rumour I heard, can't remeber who started it. ;)

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
anyway if you can come in here.. surely we should be able to gatecrash the bi-fem meet tomorrow night :D :D :D

:shock: :shock: I hadn't thought of that!! :shock: :shock:
I'm outta here!!! bolt

I hear they're looking for a waiter. Just a rumour I heard, can't remeber who started it. ;)
rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
God loves a tryer!

15 Oct 2004

Hiya

Do you lot realise I am gonna have to work through the night to get to angels tommorrow night grrrr dont work understand the importance of my sh social life :shock: :shock: well no they dont actually redface

ops: but I will be there evn if its for not too long .................. wink

15 Oct 2004

Quote by corriefem
Hiya
Do you lot realise I am gonna have to work through the night to get to angels tommorrow night grrrr dont work understand the importance of my sh social life :shock: :shock: well no they dont actually ops: but I will be there evn if its for not too long ..................

I hope you will be - I'd be so dissappointed if you didn't make it!!!!

15 Oct 2004

Alex I will make it - just may not stay too late but I will be there biggrin

:D :D

15 Oct 2004

I'll be there as well, although I've been strictly forbidden from modeling anything. sad

Don't worry I won't be sticking around for long, I'll just drop Countess off and say hello and then clear off.
I've been extremely close to an Ann Summers party once before and it's not an experience I want to repeat any time soon. :shock: bolt

Right I think I'll just slide into the jacuzzi.........ahhhhhh... :mrgreen:
Nice T-shirt Alex. :rascal: :grin: silly

hwoar:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by easy
Right I think I'll just slide into the jacuzzi.........ahhhhhh... :mrgreen:
Nice T-shirt Alex. :rascal: :grin: hwoar:

oooo - thank you easy!
and for the compliment on the T shirt! wink

15 Oct 2004

** copa...........copa cobbana........**
brumlad suddenly stops singing, wipes the shampoo from his eyes, and a sudden dawn of realisation appears across my face......turns around and realises that he was singing and waggling his naked arse in the shower infront of an audience..... :shock:
OOOoops redface

thought i was the only one in the GFZ for a minute........ermmmm.....could someone pass me a towel..... surprised

ops: :oops:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
** copa...........copa cobbana........**
brumlad suddenly stops singing, wipes the shampoo from his eyes, and a sudden dawn of realisation appears across my face......turns around and realises that he was singing and waggling his naked arse in the shower infront of an audience..... :shock:
OOOoops thought i was the only one in the GFZ for a minute........ermmmm.....could someone pass me a towel..... ops: :oops:

OMG - It's Bobby Ewing?
Has the last eighteen months ???

15 Oct 2004

Is there room for a small one in the jacuzzi??? I have a large glass for a well needed wine too whoever is pouring ????
Calista

15 Oct 2004

Alex- Ive had the day from hell at work, and the sight of your wet boobies under a clingy tee-shirt has raised my spirits no end!! Thankyou!!
(and no, your bum looks great in that btw)

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
OMG - It's Bobby Ewing?
Has the last eighteen months ???

Alex

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
ermmm, how long have you be standing there redface

? Be a darling and pass me a towel, I'm feeling rather vulnerable and my bum's starting to get cold.....

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Calista
Is there room for a small one in the jacuzzi??? I have a large glass for a well needed wine too whoever is pouring ????
Calista

Calista - you jump in - I'll go fetch whatever you want!
Easy will give you a relaxing massage - won't you easy?
HUgs, Alex x x x

15 Oct 2004

I need something for my sore heel - will 2 bottles of white wine help that ???????????

15 Oct 2004

Quote by brumlad
OMG - It's Bobby Ewing?
Has the last eighteen months ???

Alex

assionkiss: :passionkiss: :passionkiss:
ermmm, how long have you be standing there redface

? Be a darling and pass me a towel, I'm feeling rather vulnerable and my bum's starting to get cold.....
Here you are sweetie - one big warm fluffy towel for you.
Do you need any help getting that back dry?

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Alexandra
Here you are sweetie - one big warm fluffy towel for you.
Do you need any help getting that back dry?

thankyou honey, damn that feels good....
ermmmmm, why am i surrounded by girlies ???? This is the GFZ isn't ? or have I stumbled into girly night ???
:eeek: :eeek: SHIT !
That must mean I'm the serving wench for tonight :crazy:

15 Oct 2004

<<<<<< walks in, spots Brumlad :twisted: Sneaks up behind him .........
Then whips off his towel, twists it up and chases him round the GFZ flicking his bare arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Hello Brumlad hunny duel

:duel: :duel:
passionkiss

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
<<<<<< walks in, spots Brumlad :twisted: Sneaks up behind him .........
Then whips off his towel, twists it up and chases him round the GFZ flicking his bare arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

runs around the room giggling foolishly, as misschief chases after me.....carefull missy, you'll knock yourself out with those boobs if you're not carefull :giggle:

15 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
<<<<<< walks in, spots Brumlad :twisted: Sneaks up behind him .........
Then whips off his towel, twists it up and chases him round the GFZ flicking his bare arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Some guys have all the duck :twisted:
(Sorry, Freudian slip rotflmao

)

15 Oct 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
<<<<<< walks in, spots Brumlad :twisted: Sneaks up behind him .........
Then whips off his towel, twists it up and chases him round the GFZ flicking his bare arse :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Some guys have all the duck :twisted:
(Sorry, Freudian slip rotflmao

)
oooo Ice - we are seeing a different side of you - I'd best see if I can get hold of a whip! :twisted: