Quote by hisandhers
Be there in two mins ! Ha ha Dracae :kissmyarse:
HA HA bet you wish never put that joke on now hun me and hisandhers are gona have soooooo much fun :moon: :moon: :moon: :moon:
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will leave you a drink in the GFZ bar Dracae drink it slow coz your gonna be the slave tonight for Cplbbw
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:censored: :gagged: :censored: :fuckinghell:
Orgasminator
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!†The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanksâ€, she said. “I had to beat him to death with the Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them
Quote by dracae
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!!†The man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my The agent said, “Then you’re not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my The agent said, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go Finally, it was the woman’s turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow. “This gun is loaded with blanksâ€, she said. “I had to beat him to death with the Moral: Women are evil. Don’t mess with them
too bloody right :twisted: :twisted:
jake was dying. his wife was sitting at his bedside in hospital
he looked up to his wife and said " i have somthing i must confess
theres no need to his wife said
no i want to die in peace
i slep with your sister your best freind her best freind and your mum
i know she replied now just rest and let the poison work darling
:lol: :lol:
he looked up to his wife and said " i have somthing i must confess
theres no need to his wife said
no i want to die in peace
i slep with your sister your best freind her best freind and your mum
i know she replied now just rest and let the poison work darling
:lol: :lol: 
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Quote by ms_naughty
I'm so bored ... think its the time of year.
They banned you from the Ikea carpark again? :giggle:
(err, i bet im in trouble now, aren't i
) A horny young lady is hosting her own "greedy girls night" at her house and has given the location out to a select few on SH.
Guys are just turning up and the atmosphere is starting to warm up, when she hears the doorbell going.
Thinking it would be another strapping 6 footer fella for her she opens the door.
To her surprise there is a man with no arms and no legs, sitting in a wheelchair smiling up at her.
"I am here for the greedy girls night" he says to her.
"but..." she stammers, "I dont mean to offend you, but you have no arms and no legs......what use are you going to be?"
"Well, I rung the fucking doorbell didn't I" he says with a wink.
Guys are just turning up and the atmosphere is starting to warm up, when she hears the doorbell going.
Thinking it would be another strapping 6 footer fella for her she opens the door.
To her surprise there is a man with no arms and no legs, sitting in a wheelchair smiling up at her.
"I am here for the greedy girls night" he says to her.
"but..." she stammers, "I dont mean to offend you, but you have no arms and no legs......what use are you going to be?"
"Well, I rung the fucking doorbell didn't I" he says with a wink.
