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Gretchen, Chocolate Sauce, and a VERY loaded shotgun!
Kat
I've just popped in to apologise for my appalling behaviour in here last week. So 've brough a bottle of Glenfiddich and baked a big gooey chocolate cake.
Can I plump up your cushions for you? Here - have this footstool.
I've just been out to Dixons to buy a spare remote - where shall I put it?
OK - I'll sneak out now - but shhhhhh! don't tell the girls about this.
I've just popped in to apologise for my appalling behaviour in here last week. So 've brough a bottle of Glenfiddich and baked a big gooey chocolate cake.
Can I plump up your cushions for you? Here - have this footstool.
I've just been out to Dixons to buy a spare remote - where shall I put it?
OK - I'll sneak out now - but shhhhhh! don't tell the girls about this.
Quote by KitKat
For boys only
Jags still has the remote control somewhere on her, so if someone could conduct a strip search of her as soon as she comes in.
lhk
Kat
sounds like a job for a professional like what I is.... Jags... if you please come into this room....Thank you...
( and I thought I had finished work for the weekend.... but hey this is so much betyter than work)
Gmanxxx
Now I'm smiling 
- I just took the How Hot is Your Love Life Test! And the results... 
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I think there might be room for improvement though :jagsatwork: ! It only sizzles when I get it!
Sappho xxx
- I just took the How Hot is Your Love Life Test! And the results... : Your Sex Life Is - Sizzling
For you, sex is an exciting adventure - all about passionand mutual satisfaction. There may be no place you would rather be than wrapped in a tight embrace. You know how to please your man and you clearly communicate your sexual needs and wants to him :small-print: . And while you don't need experimentation to make your love life hot, you like to try new things
, especially when you're feeling bored with your usual routine. Many women dream of having your energy, spontaneity and lack of inhibition:censored: . What's your secret? :gagged:
I think there might be room for improvement though :jagsatwork: ! It only sizzles when I get it!
Sappho xxx
Quote by Alexandra
Kat
I've just popped in to apologise for my appalling behaviour in here last week. So 've brough a bottle of Glenfiddich and baked a big gooey chocolate cake.
Can I plump up your cushions for you? Here - have this footstool.
I've just been out to Dixons to buy a spare remote - where shall I put it?
OK - I'll sneak out now - but shhhhhh! don't tell the girls about this.
Well I won't tell if you don't Alex.
Nice cake hun... I don't mean to sound surprised, just grateful!
Hmmmmmm? - no sorry - don't have plates in here - that is why we bought you girlies a new hoover - and they look so untidy when stacked all over the place when dirty....
We do have some standards you know....
Anyone fancy a slice of this pizza coz it is starting to annoy me - taking up a whole space on the sofa it is.... No? Alex - be a darling and throw this in the corner will you...
So what we gonna discuss this weekend. Kat me and Brumlad have been talking firewalls - whose got the biggest and fastest and all that baloney....... Don't laugh when Kat tells you what he has please - we really upset him earlier...
Fred
Quote by brumlad
Puts feet up onto table, lies back, and opens bottle of beer....cheers
I am confused....
The beer should be open when it is handed to you Brumlad. I would complain to Kat about the training standards again...
OI! I have been here 10 mins and still not got a beer in my hand!
FFS!
Call this 4 star Kat?
:jagsatwork:
Now boys...remember your behaviour, courtesy and respect at all times!
Now SHOVE over on that couch and make room for me - afternoon telly is such a treat. Supermarket sweep is it???? Or the Golden Shot????
Got the gin, don't need the tonic. Furry pizza??? No thanks, you can have it Fred cos you need all the antibiotics you can get from what I've heard!
:cheers: 
assionkiss:
Now boys...remember your behaviour, courtesy and respect at all times!
Now SHOVE over on that couch and make room for me - afternoon telly is such a treat. Supermarket sweep is it???? Or the Golden Shot????
Got the gin, don't need the tonic. Furry pizza??? No thanks, you can have it Fred cos you need all the antibiotics you can get from what I've heard!
:cheers:
assionkiss: Quote by Sgt Bilko
Right Jags, up against the wall and spread them!! No, no no ................
........... face the other way!!
Regrets? Life's too short to regret anything - but it would be your last concious thought!!!! :lol: :lol:
However, if you approached from the correct angle it may send me into intense spasms of pure pleasure.
:wink: Quote by Jags
However, if you approached from the correct angle it may send me into intense spasms of pure pleasure.
So that would be a right angle then!!!
Thinks: now what was I doing, searching for the remote or intense spasms of pure pleasure? Could kill two birds with one stone here. Would be a shame to waste the opportunity!
So Jags, what do we have in here?
Sex God
Jags!!! Woooo-hoooo!
Always a pleasure to see you my dear.
Boy, do I need this today! :beer:
Kat and Fred!!
. You both owe me a beer! I was very suspicious when you buggered off yesterday. Funny how you both reappeared the instant I was otherwise occupied! Might have known that you were just waiting to get me out of the way so that you could move in on Sappho.
Never mind, you have put her in a nice mellow mood. I am a bit miffed that she kept Kit and Wilma to herself though
. That's just plain greedy.
Kat, shove up. There's room for another one on here.
Oh Fred? Gretchen's calling you!!
Always a pleasure to see you my dear.
Boy, do I need this today! :beer:
Kat and Fred!!
. You both owe me a beer! I was very suspicious when you buggered off yesterday. Funny how you both reappeared the instant I was otherwise occupied! Might have known that you were just waiting to get me out of the way so that you could move in on Sappho. Never mind, you have put her in a nice mellow mood. I am a bit miffed that she kept Kit and Wilma to herself though
. That's just plain greedy.Kat, shove up. There's room for another one on here.
Oh Fred? Gretchen's calling you!!
SARGE - you really can't multi-task when trying to create spasms of pure pleasure - I don't want the remote anywhere else except left on the table!!
WILL -assionkiss: and a pleasure to please you my dear!!!
Did anyone bring Bombay Sapphire? What happened to the last bottle??
Way too early for malt Fred ... need to start on the soft stuff.
:happy: :happy:
- you really can't multi-task when trying to create spasms of pure pleasure - I don't want the remote anywhere else except left on the table!!WILL -
assionkiss: and a pleasure to please you my dear!!! Did anyone bring Bombay Sapphire? What happened to the last bottle??
Way too early for malt Fred ... need to start on the soft stuff.
:happy: :happy:
Ummmmmmm... Chocolate sauce... eh?
Sorry - those new uniforms are sooooooo distracting!
No Alex, don't do that - it tickles....
I have been sat here for 15 minutes without a beer and my last one had a paper doilie stuck to the bottom - what is wrong with beer rings on the coffee table anyway.
Move a bit lower Alex..
No - not for enjoyment - just can't see the telly over your beehive. It must be Friday - you have been to the hairdresser again!
Sorry - those new uniforms are sooooooo distracting!
No Alex, don't do that - it tickles....
I have been sat here for 15 minutes without a beer and my last one had a paper doilie stuck to the bottom - what is wrong with beer rings on the coffee table anyway.
Move a bit lower Alex..
No - not for enjoyment - just can't see the telly over your beehive. It must be Friday - you have been to the hairdresser again!
Now I am getting scared... :shock:
What IS Alex up to???????
She has become so compliant today - has someone drugged her - has someone made her smile today - does anyone know where all the other girlies are.....
This don't seem right fellas - I think the game is afoot! :?:
Oh go on then - just one more beer hun - but must stop there - need my wits about me later! :wink:
Sarge - sort out the watch duty rosta will you - think the girlies may be planning an early attack this weekend.
Brumlad - put this chain round alex's ankle just in case....
What IS she getting so excited about :shock: Blimey!
Fred
What IS Alex up to???????
She has become so compliant today - has someone drugged her - has someone made her smile today - does anyone know where all the other girlies are.....
This don't seem right fellas - I think the game is afoot! :?:
Oh go on then - just one more beer hun - but must stop there - need my wits about me later!
:wink: Sarge - sort out the watch duty rosta will you - think the girlies may be planning an early attack this weekend.
Brumlad - put this chain round alex's ankle just in case....
What IS she getting so excited about :shock: Blimey!
Fred
Quote by FredFlintstone
Now I am getting scared... :shock:
What IS Alex up to???????
She has become so compliant today - has someone drugged her - has someone made her smile today - Fred
Fred it is obviously due to the gentle training that I gave her last weekend about which you and Kat got so upset .... she clearly learned that good behavior is well rewarded... enjoy!!
Gmanxxx
