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noladreams
Sex God
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?

I think they're going to strap you to the chair with the duct tape, one of your legs taped to each of the chair legs. No knickers, very short skirt and stockings. One hand taped to each arm of the chair, blouse unbuttoned. Then BIoke and the strapping gentleman are going to have rough gay sex in front of you, and every now and again one or the other of them will test to see how wet you are. Until they deem you wet enough, neither of them will include you in the play, but once you're suitably aroused, you'll be allowed to join in with them and become the centre of their close attention :rascal:
Did I win? Did I? :bounce: :bounce:
Actually, I don't care if I didn't, that's another one for the lady wank bank :lol2:
Resonance
Sex God
That's easy!
You've got a delivery of flat packed furniture and being a girly and hopeless at DIY (nb. For thick people, this is said very much with tongue in cheek, my DIY crapness is legendary, it either goes up with a hammer and swearing or not at all), you've got Bioke and the strapping chap to hold your furniture for you while you gaffa tape it together, as you don't want to use a screwdriver or Allen key and ruin your nails.
noladreams
Sex God
Ooooh, I think I like Angel's best :rascal:
But I was facaetiously thinking of something similar to what Res described actually.... but now all I can think of is Bloke and said strapping gentleman doing what Angel said worship
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?

:shock: OMG, I thought I'd read that wrong...I need to come back to this..... confused
:twisted:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?

I don't actually care... that's pretty much enough info for my wankbank! :giggle:
westerross
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?

I think they're going to strap you to the chair with the duct tape, one of your legs taped to each of the chair legs. No knickers, very short skirt and stockings. One hand taped to each arm of the chair, blouse unbuttoned. Then BIoke and the strapping gentleman are going to have rough gay sex in front of you, and every now and again one or the other of them will test to see how wet you are. Until they deem you wet enough, neither of them will include you in the play, but once you're suitably aroused, you'll be allowed to join in with them and become the centre of their close attention :rascal:
Did I win? Did I? :bounce: :bounce:
Actually, I don't care if I didn't, that's another one for the lady wank bank :lol2:
OK - I'm wet!
.
mancunian
Sex God
Having had a nights sleep on this one, I remembered seeing a calendar earlier this year about extreme ironing, so I was wondering if the fantasy is.....
Extreme Waxing
Strapping bloke holds you tight and Bioke Rrrrrrips off the duct tape. Arrrrrrrrrgh. SH is like space, no one can hear you scream!
I do like angels fantasy. Didn't bank that in the lads wank bank, put a point on my spread sheet. Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin
Unknown User
Quote by mancunian
Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that mancunian! wink
Actually, Angel, I've tried and I can't think of anything to top what you've said so what the hell, let's just do it... only change the one single female plus chair, to two and let's set some criteria and begin a hunt for said 'strapping' gentleman/men! :twisted:
I'll start:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller.
Your go cool
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by BIoke
Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that mancunian! wink
Actually, Angel, I've tried and I can't think of anything to top what you've said so what the hell, let's just do it... only change the one single female plus chair, to two and let's set some criteria and begin a hunt for said 'strapping' gentleman/men! :twisted:
I'll start:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller.
Your go cool
2) Handsome?
Unknown User
Quote by noladreams
Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that mancunian! wink
Actually, Angel, I've tried and I can't think of anything to top what you've said so what the hell, let's just do it... only change the one single female plus chair, to two and let's set some criteria and begin a hunt for said 'strapping' gentleman/men! :twisted:
I'll start:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller.
Your go cool
2) Handsome?
I thought BIoke's first criterion would be an 8" dick :shock:
Freckledbird
Sex God
Quote by fluff_n_stuff
Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that mancunian! wink
Actually, Angel, I've tried and I can't think of anything to top what you've said so what the hell, let's just do it... only change the one single female plus chair, to two and let's set some criteria and begin a hunt for said 'strapping' gentleman/men! :twisted:
I'll start:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller.
Your go cool
2) Handsome?
I thought BIoke's first criterion would be an 8" dick :shock:
That's a given - everyone knows that's what he'd expect lol
mancunian
Sex God
Quote by Freckledbird
Though I do suspect that Res is nearer the truth biggrin

Oh, I wouldn't bet on that mancunian! wink
Actually, Angel, I've tried and I can't think of anything to top what you've said so what the hell, let's just do it... only change the one single female plus chair, to two and let's set some criteria and begin a hunt for said 'strapping' gentleman/men! :twisted:
I'll start:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller.
Your go cool
2) Handsome?
I thought BIoke's first criterion would be an 8" dick :shock:
That's a given - everyone knows that's what he'd expect lol
I think BIoke's working from the top down. What's the third criteria?
noladreams
Sex God
Seeing as I'm in it as well as Bloke :rascal: then third criteria must be big, manly hands :lickface:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by noladreams
Okay, let's play Guess the Fantasy...
You tell us who your fantasy requires and what "props" for want of a better word and the other forumites see if they can guess what it is!
Mine requires BIoke, a rather strapping gentleman acquaintance and some strong duct tape :rascal:
Whaddya reckon we'd be up to?

You'd be taped to the chair, your legs apart and your arms behind you. Then an extra bit of tape would be stuck over your mouth and the blokes would sod off to the pub for some peace, you kinky mare lol
bolt
Angel_Chat
Sex God
So, so far we have:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller
2) Handsome?
3) Must have a big dick
4) Must have big manly hands
5) Must have a nice bum (and want to have things inserted in it)
6) Must have kissed a boy and liked it :giggle:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
So, so far we have:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller
2) Handsome?
3) Must have a big dick
4) Must have big manly hands
5) Must have a nice bum (and want to have things inserted in it)
6) Must have kissed a boy and liked it :giggle:

7) Must be wearing GOOD SHOES when he turns up!!
8. Must be able to be watched by at least two females!!
:giggle:
*takes notes for LMU thread* :rascal:
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
So, so far we have:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller
2) Handsome?
3) Must have a big dick
4) Must have big manly hands
5) Must have a nice bum (and want to have things inserted in it)
6) Must have kissed a boy and liked it :giggle:

7) Must be wearing GOOD SHOES when he turns up!!
8. Must be able to be watched by at least two females!!
:giggle:
*takes notes for LMU thread* :rascal:
Just watched? :cry:
Unknown User
what "things" in the bum?
lp
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
what "things" in the bum?
lp

Nothing vegetarian :lol2:
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by Angel Chat
So, so far we have:
1) He/they MUST be 5'10" or taller
2) Handsome?
3) Must have a big dick
4) Must have big manly hands
5) Must have a nice bum (and want to have things inserted in it)
6) Must have kissed a boy and liked it :giggle:

7) Must be wearing GOOD SHOES when he turns up!!
8. Must be able to be watched by at least two females!!
:giggle:
*takes notes for LMU thread* :rascal:
Just watched? :cry:
Don't be silly! rolleyes
But there will be a bit of that! :twisted:
Unknown User
Quote by Angel Chat
what "things" in the bum?
lp

Nothing vegetarian :lol2:
you're talking; "man-made" 'things'...aren't you?
lp
Angel_Chat
Sex God
Quote by __random_orbit__
what "things" in the bum?
lp

Nothing vegetarian :lol2:
you're talking; "man-made" 'things'...aren't you?
lp
Nope ;) Willies and tongues and fingers and fings :rascal:
Unknown User
that's what I thought confused redface
lp
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Nola's gonna beat us up for hijacking her thread... I personally blame BIoke! :mrgreen:
Now... what was the topic?! :twisted:
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
... I personally blame BIoke! :mrgreen:

Dawnie will be relieved biggrin
Dirtygirly
Sex God
Quote by meat2pleaseu
... I personally blame BIoke! :mrgreen:

Dawnie will be relieved biggrin
I'm currently blaming her for something else entirely so thought it best to share it round!
You want some? wink
meat2pleaseu
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
You want some? wink

Depends what it is you're offering :rascal:
noladreams
Sex God
Quote by Dirtygirly
Nola's gonna beat us up for hijacking her thread... I personally blame BIoke! :mrgreen:
Now... what was the topic?! :twisted:

Nope... s'all good - I'm making notes! lol
Unknown User
2 sepearte bedrooms 1 woman 2 men ....doors left ajar
Get my drift so far wink :wink: :wink:
Lots of sharing Lots of fun Lots of noise :wink:
and lots of imagination hump
dont want much do I xxxxxx
steve