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OK I clicked on the banner up there ^^^ expecting it to be a pervy hamper and it isn't :doh: I thought the pictures of food were just, well, because people associate hampers with food.
What would you put in a swingers hamper?
I'd have to include some chocolate body paint :twisted:
Squirty cream and Cherries.
Freckledbird just out of curiousity, are you going to text into the comp to win the hamper?
Just wondered how easy people are going to be about handing over their mobile number dunno
vodka jelly lol and a spoon to eat it
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Freckledbird just out of curiousity, are you going to text into the comp to win the hamper?
Just wondered how easy people are going to be about handing over their mobile number dunno

Noooooooooooooooo* :shock:
Is it something to do with our new owners?
Champagne & Strawberrys...!
CheekyChimp...... cool
Quote by freckledbird
Freckledbird just out of curiousity, are you going to text into the comp to win the hamper?
Just wondered how easy people are going to be about handing over their mobile number dunno

Noooooooooooooooo* :shock:
Is it something to do with our new owners?
Maybe Santa has had all his reindeer put down and has started working for an Internet company..... confused :? :? :? :?
I won't be giving my mobile number to Santa btw :? :? :? :? :?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
Freckledbird just out of curiousity, are you going to text into the comp to win the hamper?
Just wondered how easy people are going to be about handing over their mobile number dunno

At the bottom it says "may contain nuts" - maybe you'd be a little nuts to hand over your phone number.
March of the new owners.
Quote by cheekychimp
Champagne & Strawberrys...!
CheekyChimp...... cool

I agree with him ^^^^^
Oh well thats me then .. fruity and nuts with it .... looks like I am gonna be the winner then cause if you lot are too scared to enter I am not ... anyone coming to my place for Christmas cause I got a great big hamper full of food to share :twisted:
DD
I might try a little experiment. :idea:
I have some spare SIM cards at home. I could register a new number, text for the hamper and see what messages I get bombarded in before the card expires in a months time
As for the hamper:
Chocolate body paint - yep
Vodka Jelly = yep
Bottle of Chardonnnay to wash it down with'll do nicely
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
I might try a little experiment. :idea:
I have some spare SIM cards at home. I could register a new number, text for the hamper and see what messages I get bombarded in before the card expires in a months time

What at for a text entry :shock: :eeek:
That could buy Dammie half a pint :lol2:
oooo I just had an idea for the Sheffield drinkies. If everyone brought something along (say max £2 cost) to put into a hamper and we raffled it off for charity.
I know this should go on the thread in LMU (and it will) - but only if it seems a goer based on people opinions in here.
Quote by Dawn_Mids
What at for a text entry :shock: :eeek:
That could buy Dammie half a pint :lol2:

Half a pint ..... HALF A PINT ... you are going into the wrong pubs mrs
I can buy a pint of Gunness for £1 where I live cool
DD
Oh yes for the swingers hamper its got to be my favourite :twisted:
>>>>>>>>>
BANANAS
DD biggrin
strawberries
champagne
mrs Muttleys marshmallows body cream
Mistress sassys lip balm
squirty cream
on second thoughts can put Mrs M and sassy in there too wink
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I might try a little experiment. :idea:
I have some spare SIM cards at home. I could register a new number, text for the hamper and see what messages I get bombarded in before the card expires in a months time

What at for a text entry :shock: :eeek:
That could buy Dammie half a pint :lol2:
Shhhh be quiet before he hears.
He won't be too happy if he thinks I've been squandering his "Wobble Tokens" lol
Just to keep the party going my hamper would have all the things I like :->>>
Bovril
Marmite
Sprouts
Thats enough for now lol
phredd = on the bolt
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
Just to keep the party going my hamper would have all the things I like :->>>
Bovril
Marmite
Sprouts
Thats enough for now lol
phredd = on the bolt

You say marmite like it's a bad thing.... bring on the marmite body paint I say wink
Quote by freckledbird
Is it something to do with our new owners?

Nothing gets past you, does it FB? biggrin
Quote by Phoenix
March of the new owners.

Cynic! Nowt wrong with it so far, I say. They said that there will be no more advertising than we already had, it's no more intrusive than that to which we are used. The only reason it jumped out and bit me was that it was not the usual 4 or 5 ads. It's not flashy, which is good.
I did a quick test and out of 100 refreshes it came up 16 times. So it's no massive change really.
Actually the current ad is lessintrusive than the others, see? (Links removed)





That's not to say that they are just testing the water, to see our reaction.
As far as I'm concerned if the ads stay at that intensity (and unflashyness), it won't bother me.
Chris
Chris just say what you'd put in the bloody hamper FFS lol
Quote by freckledbird
Chris just say what you'd put in the bloody hamper FFS lol

Can I put som Marmalaid in it? biggrin
Quote by marmalaid
Chris just say what you'd put in the bloody hamper FFS lol

Can I put som Marmalaid in it? biggrin
Wellllllll* if it was a nice shredless lime or grapefruit marmalaid yes. Otherwise no, this is a quality perves hamper. :lol:
Quote by freckledbird
Chris just say what you'd put in the bloody hamper FFS lol

Can I put som Marmalaid in it? biggrin
Wellllllll* if it was a nice shredless lime or grapefruit marmalaidyes. Otherwise no, this is a quality perves hamper. :lol:
Just wondering if the FB's spelling thing is still going on? (oh and don't bither montioning that I spilt som wrong. I know) cool
Nooooooooo* that was word play on your name! That's not fair - you did it on purpose! :shock:
Quote by marmalaid
As far as I'm concerned if the ads stay at that intensity (and unflashyness), it won't bother me.
Chris

Me neither, just worried about "foot in the door".
I'm gonna add a few cans of Stella to the hamper (not a wine fan, gives me a hangover)
If these ad's at the top keep the site free thats fine by me!
And for you Bev........can i have marmite in the hamper!! lol
Quote by da69ve
If these ad's at the top keep the site free thats fine by me!
And for you Bev........can i have marmite in the hamper!! lol

NO! smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Glad you noticed smile
Oddly enough we thought about doing a swingers hamper, but decided on the general food one instead :)
The main reason for it is to test our a new mobile billing platform (another part of the business, nothing swinger related) But we thought it would be nice as well. Chances are we are going to lose money on it, so don't start panicing thinking its the start of an Ad spree :)
As said, its not as instrusive and a whole less flashy than the current ads.
Oh and regarding mobile numbers, as already mentioned in the monster thread, we arent into spamming/selling details etc etc, we arent that type of company, were legit :)