Orgasminator
dunno why I chose lucy, I think it's because I've never been out with a lucy...oh and I'm a tv....from belgium
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Quote by KcKat
:shock: :shock: :shock:
Did you let Mars at the computer hunni?
You know Kc....There was more to him than just a penis you know.......
I think you picked up on the arse as well
Venusxxx
:shock: :shock:
uns off to hide under the duvet
ops: :oops: Bugger......so I fell off to beer scooter and Mars's arse was convienently there to grab on to???
:oops: :oops: :oops:
I was referring to this......but now i'm having all sorts of flashbacks - Ooooooooooooooops!
Quote by VenusnMars
Fraid it`ll be just me, and my basque Judy...oh, and the life support for the penis I married :twisted:
We really must invest in some toys!
Venusxxx
Shhhh, don`t quote it too much, he might see it :uhoh: :rotflmao:
Venusxxx
Quote by Cicero
I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!
I would have thought if your head was cut off there'd be quite a few things you couldn't do any more........... :shock:
Quote by MQ
I chose Cicero 'cos I'm into Ancient History. I was thinking in this, election year, I'd never vote for Mark Anthony "cos he cut my head and hands off so I couldn't give oral nor have a wank!!
I would have thought if your head was cut off there'd be quite a few things you couldn't do any more........... :shock:
I'm hoping he did my hands first. But I'm ok now though. Galen put me back together!
Sex God
Quote by KitKat
Mine derives from the Klingon name I use during my StarTrek fantasy weekends - Ka T'tik
I thought that those not experienced with the Klingon tongue might struggle to get their head round the syntax, so I just turned it around - it spelt KitKat.8-)
lhk
Kat
I don't believe a word of it, you lying P'Tak!
I feel all boring and uninventive now
Mine actually is my name. But when I came to register I kept getting a message saying name is already in use. 'The system' just then gave me the option to stick a number on the end. It offered me 49, and loads of others, and 49 was the first in the list.
Boring fart I know
Mine actually is my name. But when I came to register I kept getting a message saying name is already in use. 'The system' just then gave me the option to stick a number on the end. It offered me 49, and loads of others, and 49 was the first in the list.
Boring fart I know
Orgasminator
I'm boring sparky coz that's what i am and 230 is Mains Voltage
This is the only site I use it on, I didn't want to use my real handle here, the one I use on a dozen other sites like.
Sexlightened
Altarica coz i drink too much of the damn stuff :shock: Wish it was coz i'm dark and smooth 
Orgasminator
Quote by Sexysteph
I'm boring sparky coz that's what i am and 230 is Mains Voltage
I thought 240v was the mains voltage these days but then again you are the professional......
Uk Mains has been 230v single phase and 400v Three Phase for about 8 years when the voltage bands were Harmonzied across Europe and now we have European Colours in cables as well.
Quote by edinbughchris
i'll leave for others to decided if they sexy bit is true
Well we're planning to do some more photos next week to spread the good word ;-) Any recommendations for tasteful naughty shots? Bum, torso and milky white thighs spring to mind . . . Requests here or PM!
Chris
I think we should do some of you to! it's only fair
what do others think?Don't blame me for trying to hijack this thread it was chris!
Sex God
I use mine on several forums. Quite simply because I don't mind people doing searches on my name.
I do admit some friends that I don't see that regular or stay in touch with will not know and the same goes for my family (unless theya re reading this).
Again variations from secondary school. I was ratman for a week, when I was painfully thin at 13 I did actually look quite like a rat. When I finally started to put on wait I got promoted to mole. I aparently look like a cute furry little mole.
That was when I was a boy, so now that I've grown up (well I like to think so) I've changed it from mole (moley, Matt Moley etc) to moleman, mattmoleman and if I feel adventerous mattymoleymoleymoleyman.
Well that is the history of one of my many nicknames. The others are more complex and often resemble my surname.
I do admit some friends that I don't see that regular or stay in touch with will not know and the same goes for my family (unless theya re reading this).
Again variations from secondary school. I was ratman for a week, when I was painfully thin at 13 I did actually look quite like a rat. When I finally started to put on wait I got promoted to mole. I aparently look like a cute furry little mole.
That was when I was a boy, so now that I've grown up (well I like to think so) I've changed it from mole (moley, Matt Moley etc) to moleman, mattmoleman and if I feel adventerous mattymoleymoleymoleyman.
Well that is the history of one of my many nicknames. The others are more complex and often resemble my surname.
