Hard Cock needs a new adventure??

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Cheetah
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

Why not try having sex with another person - a hell of a lot better!
Omg...... i just fell off the chair laughing........ lol
equi-princess xxx

11 Oct 2005

thanks

11 Oct 2005

Is that all you can say after that panoply of quality advice? Jeez - next time I'll be flippant!! :dry:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by westerross
Is that all you can say after that panoply of quality advice? Jeez - next time I'll be flippant!! :dry:

I'm in agreement with TE.... you spend ages researching good advice... and the fella spends less time replying than I did typing this! Tch!
rolleyes

that's a hint to get involved a bit newbie.... unless you are waiting to type your "everyone's cliquey here" post...

11 Oct 2005

You could try shagging a petrol pump nozzle! :P
If you go at it hard enough the friction will heat up the nozzle to the point at which the petrol vapour present will reach flashpoint. That should do it wink

:twisted:

:whistling: :whistling:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
You could try shagging a petrol pump nozzle! :P
If you go at it hard enough the friction will heat up the nozzle to the point at which the petrol vapour present will reach flashpoint. That should do it :twisted:
:whistling: :whistling:

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think the accepted expression is 'Thanks'!!

11 Oct 2005

I think he may have tried one of the suggestions that have been tendered dunno

The thing is, he hasn't been back so maybe he got his wish? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Eeeeeeeeeeek! Cream everywhere!! Bukkake eat yer heart out :bounce: :bounce:
bolt

11 Oct 2005

Quote by postie
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

As I am a helpful kinda chappie I suggest this:
1. Get some form of ID and go to the local shop...
2. Use aforesaid ID to prove you are over 18.
3. Buy some firework bangers.
4. Go home and have a wank of your "throbbing cock"
5. Just before you come... pop a banger into your japs-eye ( fuse end uppermost :doh: )
6. light it and wank like fury as the fuse burns...
7. As you come, the banger should rise like a rocket and explode!!!
8. Don't forget to wear saftey goggles!
Hope thats helpful in finding a way for you to get maximum exploding juices.. :lol2:
For Gawd's sake please DON'T try this... unless you want half a cock!

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
sierra x x wink

16 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
suck my black cock whore! :twisted:

Perhaps if you don't send people PMs like this, you might have more joy in finding the adventures you seek.... mad

:x :x

16 Oct 2005

no one ever sends me pms like that......
i suppose thats a good thing but why dont we get the childish women that sent us blokes "suck my clit u b****h......"
I feel sorry for the guy that sent that tho, what a desperate sad lonley purile person....
MikeC

16 Oct 2005

Quote by sexyjo
suck my black cock whore! :twisted:

Perhaps if you don't send people PMs like this, you might have more joy in finding the adventures you seek.... mad

:x :x

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
p.s i do not have a black cock confused

16 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
p.s i do not have a black cock

You will have if you try any of the suggestions made so far. lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Oct 2005

:laughabove:
if you dont have a black cock why did you pm someone saying that??
xx lou

16 Oct 2005

Quote by fem_4_taboo
:laughabove:
if you dont have a black cock why did you pm someone saying that??
xx lou

Maybe it's been on it's adventure already and come back tanned........ dunno

16 Oct 2005

i didnt pm anyone confused

16 Oct 2005

Quote by northwest-cpl

p.s i do not have a black cock

You will have if you try any of the suggestions made so far. lol

:lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol:

16 Oct 2005

sexy jo seems to think you did?
oh jo sorry by the way i questioned him having a black cock but not that you wernt a whore confused

sorry.
xx lou xxxx

16 Oct 2005

It's probably just "bruising" that gives it that "black" appearance.. as in:
He has bashed the bishop black and blue....
I always feel sorry for the church fairing types at that expression...