Hard Cock needs a new adventure??

11 Oct 2005

When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

11 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

Why not try having sex with another person - a hell of a lot better!

11 Oct 2005

Well you're obviously a guy, who can exercise some restraint and control. I know that 'cos you waited nearly a day after joining to post this.
Why don't you stop wanking for 4 weeks and then the next time you do it there'll be one hell of an explosion.
Just a thought.

11 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
explosion of my juices

Try a Juice Blender for the big one.
phredd

11 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

Pop it in the microwave on full power for at laest afew mins and you should have one mega explosion :scared: Bish Bash Bosh biggrin

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Clare and Steve
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

Pop it in the microwave on full power for at laest afew mins and you should have one mega explosion :scared: Bish Bash Bosh biggrin

Oo get over here i will make it explode .......i will stick one of me fingers up ya bum with me false nail on :rascal:

11 Oct 2005

debbie lol you would defiantly do that hun smile

)))))
try listereen as well i heard tht makes a big explosion.
MikeC

11 Oct 2005

get a book on xenism........ practice study and meditate your way to a master .....
so after only 25 years you can wank yourself off without actually wanking,,,,,wow what an experience eh eh eh eh.....
or as a close 2nd......try usin the other hand :shock:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
debbie lol you would defiantly do that hun )))))

now how would you no hey :rascal:
glad your having a great time babes away passionkiss

: hope all them women are looking after ya and left me a bit when i hope to see ya next week wink

11 Oct 2005

lol no actually my cock has been riped of by my cheese wire boxers.
MikeC

11 Oct 2005

Quote by MikeC
lol no actually my cock has been riped of by my cheese wire boxers.
MikeC

iii kill emm!!! tell me who did that to ya .............poor mike givening him wedgies! :therethere:

11 Oct 2005

well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
By the time you've done all that the mood has passed :lol2:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Dawn_Mids
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
By the time you've done all that the mood has passed :lol2:
its a hard life being a man innit? :lol2:

11 Oct 2005

Whatever you do, DO NOT be tempted to experiment with a bottle!!! confused

:? :?

ops: :oops:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whatever you do, DO NOT be tempted to experiment with a bottle!!! :? :? ops: :oops:

is that a hot water bottle your on about :? :? :? :? wink

11 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
. . . . but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

:bounce: Oh - I've been waiting for this ! ! !
Get a large tub of Tufanega, stir in a couple of tins of cold baked beans; and away ya go ! ! ! !
If the polychips (?) chafe a little too much - try it with ordinary Swarfega. Green's not as horny as orange, and the smells none too erotic, but it will be smoother.
Happy to help !

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Sgt Bilko
Whatever you do, DO NOT be tempted to experiment with a bottle!!! :? :? ops: :oops:

its ok i have a hammer on stand by lads

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Whatever you do, DO NOT be tempted to experiment with a bottle!!! :? :? ops: :oops:

its ok i have a hammer on stand by lads
OUCH!!! :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by dambuster
. . . . but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

:bounce: Oh - I've been waiting for this ! ! !
Get a large tub of Tufanega, stir in a couple of tins of cold baked beans; and away ya go ! ! ! !
If the polychips (?) chafe a little too much - try it with ordinary Swarfega. Green's not as horny as orange, and the smells none too erotic, but it will be smoother.
Happy to help !
havn't we been down this route before.....i have a bad feeling of de-ja-vu here !!!!!!!!
confused

same effect can be had by mixing sugar with washing up liquid...or just neat washing up liquid.
and for all the men out there who dont know what washing up liquid is, it's that bottle that stands by the sink, and normally contains a slippery green or yellow substance, and goes frothy when mixed with water.....note to myself.....do not use as lube again :shock:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by youngmaster
When i get my hard throbing cock and start to jack it off it feels great of course but i need something different a new technique that can get me a maximum explosion of my juices :P any ideas people???

As I am a helpful kinda chappie I suggest this:
1. Get some form of ID and go to the local shop...
2. Use aforesaid ID to prove you are over 18.
3. Buy some firework bangers.
4. Go home and have a wank of your "throbbing cock"
5. Just before you come... pop a banger into your japs-eye ( fuse end uppermost :doh: )
6. light it and wank like fury as the fuse burns...
7. As you come, the banger should rise like a rocket and explode!!!
8. Don't forget to wear saftey goggles!
Hope thats helpful in finding a way for you to get maximum exploding juices.. :lol2:
For Gawd's sake please DON'T try this... unless you want half a cock!

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

I heard something similar they reckon either sitting on your hands or using the other hand feels like someone else is doing it ............. :wink:

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

I heard something similar they reckon either sitting on your hands or using the other hand feels like someone else is doing it ............. :wink:
ok so which on of you lovely guys is going 2 try it and come give us a report?

11 Oct 2005

or get some nice lady to sit on your hand for you then it would feel like some body else wanking you and some 1 else sitting on your hand....
mind you just try posties idea....it would give a juices explosion of biblical proportions....

11 Oct 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1

ok so which on of you lovely guys is going 2 try it and come give us a report?

We might have to wait a while - they won't be able to type with their dead arm :lol2:

11 Oct 2005

Totally unsuccessfull Im afraid rolleyes

dead hand equals no feeling and no control so how the fluck are you suposed to get hold and give it a good seeing too
apologies for any typos not very good with my left hand lol

11 Oct 2005

Get yourself a whole bunch of matches... up turned so that all heads are together and pointed down the shaft of your cock.. wrap in tin foil leaving one smal patch of the match heads exposed.. ignite....
Nice little explosion of your juices.... unfortunate side affect is that if all match heads are wrapped around the base of your cock then it becomes a shapedcharge and will blow your cock off leaving you a nice wee stump...
Thanks for posting such a great topic.........

11 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
Totally unsuccessfull Im afraid
dead hand equals no feeling and no control so how the fluck are you suposed to get hold and give it a good seeing too
apologies for any typos not very good with my left hand

what does this sound so convincing?? you must've tried it lol

11 Oct 2005

Quote by warwick
Totally unsuccessfull Im afraid
dead hand equals no feeling and no control so how the fluck are you suposed to get hold and give it a good seeing too
apologies for any typos not very good with my left hand

Not to mention the awkward tingling as your arm wakes up.
A better solution would be to sit or your hand until it went numb, then get someone else to do it :twisted: :grin:
As for a new adventure for your cock youngmaster, I suggest you take it to Chessington world of Adventures for the day.

11 Oct 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
well not having a cock myself i can only take other peoples word for it but i was told, by a male friend, that if you laid on your arm till it went dead (you know the feeling when u wake up in the morning and u think its gone :shock: ), then use said arm to have a wank with, with the aid of your good arm to help move dead arm :lol2:
sounds very complicated but have been told it feels like someone else is doing it

I heard something similar they reckon either sitting on your hands or using the other hand feels like someone else is doing it ............. :wink:
If you sit on her hands and sit on yer cock at the same time it'll feel like someone else giving someone else a wank! Can't comment on the size of the explosion though dunno

but it might throb - hope this mixed message helps.
D'you know if you haven't got a throbbing cock yer dead. In the Summer I used to sunbath naked and, being light skinned I used to rub some Factor 8 into me knob and bollocks. Inevitably I couldn't help admiring the magnificent beast, like you do, even though he was in a flaccid state. Well I noticed that he was throbbing - you could see the sheen in him change in the sunlight as it throbbed. Aaah happy days!!