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has anyone seen the plot

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Quote by Re-Lapse
i have hidden it.. if you want i will draw you a map to find it

Ho no Ho bloody hell NO
If it's anything like your word search, then we will have bits missing, bits going astray and bits writ wrong.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
rolleyes :roll: :roll: god some people are bloody ungratefull!!!! :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Quote by warwick
you soft tea drinking southerners wouldnt understand mad

Warwick smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Now if someone has a definition of what exactly this plot is then maybe i could help shed some light confused
Quote by warwick
About 30miles due East of Leeds actually matey
thats if some bugger hasnt nicked it
( yes my Cat got nicked from site last year. FFs how do you drive something like that away un noticed)

ah well warwick! if you had a tracking system you tight bugger you'd have noticed straight away wouldn't you? 500 quid all in mate! there's just no helping some people is there!
and easy i have a strong grip on my plot ta very much. it's quite a big plot, about 300 square feet. and the grass needs cutting on it!
and agricola i still ain't talking to you for nicking me bleedin' poem!
nei x x x ;)
Thats the problem Clair having lost both my marbles and the plot I am unable to shed any light on anything :shock:
time for another manly Coffee I think lol
Quote by wirwack
Thats the problem Clair having lost both my marbles and the plot I am unable to shed any light on anything :shock:
time for another manly Coffee I think lol

Perhaps it might help you to spell my name then wirwack flipa
lol :lol: :lol:
brilliant WBB now what removes coffee from keyboards confused:
Quote by well_busty_babe
i knew i had it somewhere!!!!!
here you go.....

bloody hell busty did you draw that, or is it just some of misschief's knitting thats come unravelled !!!!
Quote by well_busty_babe
i knew i had it somewhere!!!!!
here you go.....

WBB! You've inadvertently revealed the secret plans for our new SH commune!! :shock:
Quote by Reese
i knew i had it somewhere!!!!!
here you go.....

WBB! You've inadvertently revealed the secret plans for our new SH commune!! :shock: :shock: whoops
wooohoooo i found it... the scumbag who stole satins bike must have stole it.. and sold it on ebay.. i have put a bid in to try and win it back for you.

no need to thank me! :twisted:
I can do you one cheaper then that! Ash plot 2 foot by 2 foot £40 takes 5 sets of ashes full burial 6 foot by 2 foot £300 takes 3 full burials and 4 lots of ashes or I’m licensed to scatter ashes cost £30
now butter.. a two foot plot may well do some one like davej well.. agter all he is bent in half.
however it is warwick who has mislaid it.. and as far as i am aware... he is a straight as a die!
Quote by butters999999
I can do you one cheaper then that! Ash plot 2 foot by 2 foot £40 takes 5 sets of ashes full burial 6 foot by 2 foot £300 takes 3 full burials and 4 lots of ashes or I’m licensed to scatter ashes cost £30

At least your in Warwicks manor, closer than most of us.
We will keep you in mind. wink
Hope it's not straight up because it's a bugger to screw the coffin lid down if it is.
I do do a double grave as well 6 foot by 6 Foot £580 takes double the amount of bodies and as it would be Warwick Warwick and Warwick going in there it could be ideal!
Don't erase Warwick just yet.
He's fun to have around(even if he does drink coffee)
lol :lol:
I was suggesting it as a doggin spot nice and secure no bugger flashing their lights at you and a dry velvet lined box to do the business in what more could you ask for? He could even build his own mausoleum on it, only type of building you don’t need planning permission for!
Quote by butters999999
I was suggesting it as a doggin spot nice and secure no bugger flashing their lights at you and a dry velvet lined box to do the business in what more could you ask for? He could even build his own mausoleum on it, only type of building you don’t need planning permission for!

No he could'nt do that he's lost his plot don't ya know.
Quote by well_busty_babe
dave...that was using A roads u fool!
rolleyes

Think he took that route to source new dogging spots :roll: lol
Now all I can see is thickening plots which are turning into sub-plots (according to Agricola) when all the time they could be found on a piece of string, which snakes around various people's anatomy. Is ths some sort of Fellini movie go on tell me and put me out of my misery.
I think I could here a marble rolling across the floor then - it certainly wasn't a dropped penny!!