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Have you noticed Polo Ladys not about

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Thats because after i wupped her ass, i put her in a cage, and shes not coming out until shes done all my chores. Mind she likes being caged up. Ill let her out soon. :twisted:
Did you wupp her arse for me too?? confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: wink
Ive just stuck the eletric cattle prod into the cage and given her a few shocks from you Sarge. lol Mind im going to have to let her out soon, the burning flesh makes a terrible smell. :twisted: and she just wimpers and blubbers all the time, what a din.
Mind she will probably deny it all, due to me rebuffing her claims that she loves me and wants my babys, God what a whimp!
Oooh, let me have a prod before you let her out!!poke sillyoke: :poke: lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: wink
And what do you intend to do with her when you finally let her out Wilki? Can you imagine what mood she's going to be in evil mad :twisted: ?????
Sarge - if you prod her hard she will come after you when she is released - I do hope you're well prepared. wink
(Oh and by the way, I think you're bluffing Wilki. Polo ain' t the type to be caged up and ordered to do a bloke's housework. I think you need to seriously consider your exit strategy .... :notes: Like now.)
Yeah right, shes wimpering and blubbing, she comes across evil and hard at times but shes just putty in my hands, hang on ........................
Shes just finished my ironing now, time to put her on the chain to sweep my driveway and pick some leaves up.
Ha Polo Lady more of a Trebor mint! :twisted:
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Yeah right, shes wimpering and blubbing, she comes across evil and hard at times but shes just putty in my hands, hang on ........................
Shes just finished my ironing now, time to put her on the chain to sweep my driveway and pick some leaves up.
Ha Polo Lady more of a Trebor mint! :twisted:

Picking up leaves? In March?
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Picking up leaves? In March?

lol :lol: :lol:
cattle prods and cages hmmmm
you sure you haven't been snooping in my bedroom Wilki?
Not that pololady is here of course
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You aint seen my trees guys lol

Would that be shoe trees or mug trees?
Somehow I think Polo the Vigorous is not one to be caged!
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You aint seen my trees guys lol

Would that be shoe trees or mug trees?
Somehow I think Polo the Vigorous is not one to be caged!
Where most fail one suceeds,
no mug trees, she has cleaned my shoes tho,
Ok ive let her out of the cage and shes sulking her way back home,
Go on be off with you, you Tin Knickered Trolop. lol
Oh poor deluded little Winki – who is it you think you have been caging in your god-forsaken hovel? Because it sure wasn’t me – if it had been you would be talking in a slightly higher pitched voice, pressing a buzzer to ask for more pain-relief and wondering what time you will be having your operation to have the cattle-prod surgically removed!
And as for you Sarge – tut tut – I thought you would have known better by now. evil
Hey thats a good impression of PoloLady wilki. When did you say she will be let out again?
Have you noticed Wilki's not about??? rolleyes lol
I was just thinking that - little Winki never seems to shoot his mouth off when I am actually here - or maybe he is locked in the basement, wearing a gimp-mask with a banana shuffed up his arse!
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Hey thats a good impression of PoloLady wilki. When did you say she will be let out again?

Let her out at , tin knickers took her time getting home lol
Now there's a thought!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Has ANYONE ever seen Pololady and Wilki in the same room at the same time???? confused :? :? :? wink
POLO LADY im here, youve been my bitch for nearly 2 days and now your being brave behind the pc,
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POLO LADY im here, youve been my bitch for nearly 2 days and now your being brave behind the pc,

I let you off of your childish comments once – but oh little wrinkled Winki, you had to push too far!
Now come here and say it to my face you wimpering excuse for a shit-stain!
I will let you say it once – just the once – before I rip out your tongue and clean the bottom of my shoes with it.
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POLO LADY im here, youve been my bitch for nearly 2 days and now your being brave behind the pc,

I let you off of your childish comments once – but oh little wrinkled Winki, you had to push too far!
Now come here and say it to my face you wimpering excuse for a shit-stain!
I will let you say it once – just the once – before I rip out your tongue and clean the bottom of my shoes with it.
GOD!.....don't you just love it when a woman talks dirty!!
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POLO LADY im here, youve been my bitch for nearly 2 days and now your being brave behind the pc,

I let you off of your childish comments once – but oh little wrinkled Winki, you had to push too far!
Now come here and say it to my face you wimpering excuse for a shit-stain!
I will let you say it once – just the once – before I rip out your tongue and clean the bottom of my shoes with it.
Ooooh!! My boobs are buzzing again!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Are you getting angry?? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Ooooh!! My boobs are buzzing again!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Are you getting angry?? confused :? :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

You need to watch your step too evil :kick:
Bring it on Trebor Knickers, Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, AGAIN
Pololady says......"Don't make me angry Wilki......you won't like me when i get Angry!!"
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AGAIN

dunno
TWAT!
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AGAIN

dunno
TWAT!
Twat would have looked better in red flipa
You see Trebor Knickers, Sun Bunny knows how to do it lol