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I'm staying out of this one, you might twig I'm actually a burly truck driver with a beer gut.
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having a cam don't make you genuine
Quote by sercher01
totaly agree with all that has bin sed now try this one? :shock:
there r some cpl's out there that get turned on by just the thought of swinging!
it gives them a buzz an off they go for a shag! :shock:
no intention of meetin up an swinging? :shock:
then there r the men who get terned on from watchin someone on cam an talkin about it then the same happens off to bed an give the old girl one? :shock:
its a kind of porn if u like :shock:
thats my opinion anyway
Yep, have to say we agree with you 100% on this
Quote by PoloLady
I'm kinda new to this, but I do think a cam shows that there is some 'proof' to who you are and what you say, but I agree turning up is the most important!
I disagree :shock:
There are a few people I have met and I wish to god they had not turned up!
:lol: :lol: In addition to that - I have had what appeared to be a couple doing the "we can switch our cam on as proof that we are genuine" bollox... fuck knows where he found this woman but it sure as hell wasn't his wife.
I have also contacted by a guy who claimed he regularly played with a female and male as a swinging 3some (even had an ad to that effect) - yeah right once at a club and they were not impressed and once by mistake when they got his name wrong... do these people think you just won't find out?
They may well be...
A genuine human being - of sorts
Genuinely wanting a shag
Genuinely going to turn up
But to genuinely have the right attitude to make their appearance worthwhile is a different kettle of fish.
Yes, we all have some horror stories of people who are not who they have claimed to be. Was contacted by a couple a while back who said they were in their 'mid 40's' when we met we think they meant 'born in the 40's' :shock: :shock: :shock:
Not saying the pic they sent wasn't them..it just hadn't been taken 'recently'
Quote by flidais-media
The more expereinced you get the more you get the knack of spotting the type but it still happens to us all.
That is why we never ever make a firm arrangement to meet anyone. We just say which club we are going to and when and leave it there. Very occasionally we are surprised and the people who have said they are definitely going have turned up, but in 6 years of club going that is probably only a couple of singles and maybe half a dozen couples. If the number of people in the various chat rooms, forums and advert sites actually did swing it would be worth buying shares in the LRC.
Quote by northwest-cpl
The more expereinced you get the more you get the knack of spotting the type but it still happens to us all.
That is why we never ever make a firm arrangement to meet anyone. We just say which club we are going to and when and leave it there. Very occasionally we are surprised and the people who have said they are definitely going have turned up, but in 6 years of club going that is probably only a couple of singles and maybe half a dozen couples. If the number of people in the various chat rooms, forums and advert sites actually did swing it would be worth buying shares in the LRC.
Yep, agree with you 100% and now doing the same thing ourselves, then, if/when they don't turn up there is still the club to play in
(roll on Monday night at Chams :lol: ) I know this probably shows webcams can help (but I am still not bothered if someone has one or not)...
But anyway - I had to tell this one again, as it still cracks me up everytime I think of it.
Some guy I had been chatting to on msn sends me some photos of himself (mmmmm nice, tall, muscular, late 20's) and we are chatting about how we like to play... blar blar blar. He seems to be experienced, level headed and actually into the scene rather than after a quick shag.
Now i am not a fan of walking into pubs on my own and having to stand there like a numpty looking for someone I think I can remember what they looked like from a photo.
It is not that I am shy in anyway - I just don't like having to stand there whilst I try to work out who it is I am meeting.
So, I tend to arrange to meet outside or near to a pub. Well, this guy actually lived quite local so I arranged to meet him just off the main road where the pub was.
I call his mobile and say where I am parked - he says he is on the same road a bit further back and "hold on I'll walk up to you".
We are chatting away as he walks and he asks if my car is a (colour), (make), (model) and I say yes and give the first half of the reg number. He says "yes I can see you, I am just walking up behind you now".
I am now looking in every mirror possible and can't see him. He says" I am right here!".
I explain that I can't see him as there is some short-arsed old asian guy standing in the way.
"hello" he says.
2 foot shorter
20 years older
Not a muscle in sight
Completely different race.
Now i can't stop laughing. I asked him why he sent me the photos of someone else - did he not think I would notice?
He said they were photos of someone he knew who didn't have any trouble meeting women. He explained that he thought I would get to like him once I met him and got to know him.
I smiled and looked into his eyes... " I know everythng I need to know about you already babe"
"Really?"
"Yes, you're a fucking liar - now get the fuck out of my car!"
But anyway - I had to tell this one again, as it still cracks me up everytime I think of it.
Some guy I had been chatting to on msn sends me some photos of himself (mmmmm nice, tall, muscular, late 20's) and we are chatting about how we like to play... blar blar blar. He seems to be experienced, level headed and actually into the scene rather than after a quick shag.
Now i am not a fan of walking into pubs on my own and having to stand there like a numpty looking for someone I think I can remember what they looked like from a photo.
It is not that I am shy in anyway - I just don't like having to stand there whilst I try to work out who it is I am meeting.
So, I tend to arrange to meet outside or near to a pub. Well, this guy actually lived quite local so I arranged to meet him just off the main road where the pub was.
I call his mobile and say where I am parked - he says he is on the same road a bit further back and "hold on I'll walk up to you".
We are chatting away as he walks and he asks if my car is a (colour), (make), (model) and I say yes and give the first half of the reg number. He says "yes I can see you, I am just walking up behind you now".
I am now looking in every mirror possible and can't see him. He says" I am right here!".
I explain that I can't see him as there is some short-arsed old asian guy standing in the way.
"hello" he says.
2 foot shorter
20 years older
Not a muscle in sight
Completely different race.
Now i can't stop laughing. I asked him why he sent me the photos of someone else - did he not think I would notice?
He said they were photos of someone he knew who didn't have any trouble meeting women. He explained that he thought I would get to like him once I met him and got to know him.
I smiled and looked into his eyes... " I know everythng I need to know about you already babe"
"Really?"
"Yes, you're a fucking liar - now get the fuck out of my car!"
Quote by PoloLady
I know this probably shows webcams can help (but I am still not bothered if someone has one or not)...
But anyway - I had to tell this one again, as it still cracks me up everytime I think of it.
Some guy I had been chatting to on msn sends me some photos of himself (mmmmm nice, tall, muscular, late 20's) and we are chatting about how we like to play... blar blar blar. He seems to be experienced, level headed and actually into the scene rather than after a quick shag.
Now i am not a fan of walking into pubs on my own and having to stand there like a numpty looking for someone I think I can remember what they looked like from a photo.
It is not that I am shy in anyway - I just don't like having to stand there whilst I try to work out who it is I am meeting.
So, I tend to arrange to meet outside or near to a pub. Well, this guy actually lived quite local so I arranged to meet him just off the main road where the pub was.
I call his mobile and say where I am parked - he says he is on the same road a bit further back and "hold on I'll walk up to you".
We are chatting away as he walks and he asks if my car is a (colour), (make), (model) and I say yes and give the first half of the reg number. He says "yes I can see you, I am just walking up behind you now".
I am now looking in every mirror possible and can't see him. He says" I am right here!".
I explain that I can't see him as there is some short-arsed old asian guy standing in the way.
"hello" he says.
2 foot shorter
20 years older
Not a muscle in sight
Completely different race.
Now i can't stop laughing. I asked him why he sent me the photos of someone else - did he not think I would notice?
He said they were photos of someone he knew who didn't have any trouble meeting women. He explained that he thought I would get to like him once I met him and got to know him.
I smiled and looked into his eyes... " I know everythng I need to know about you already babe"
"Really?"
"Yes, you're a fucking liar - now get the fuck out of my car!"
Total madness, just how do some people think they'll get away with it?
:roll: :roll: 
Quote by sercher01
totaly agree with all that has bin sed now try this one? :shock:
there r some cpl's out there that get turned on by just the thought of swinging!
it gives them a buzz an off they go for a shag! :shock:
no intention of meetin up an swinging? :shock:
then there r the men who get terned on from watchin someone on cam an talkin about it then the same happens off to bed an give the old girl one? :shock:
its a kind of porn if u like :shock:
thats my opinion anyway
driving back from blidworth last night we had same discussion in the car, somewhere along the way the've introduced a new way of "getting off" we came up with what you wrote my friend, bugger the time / expense of travelling, hotel or club admission stay at home bombard some poor female / couple to show us this, do that 4 us, wank stupid (they not being on cam of course) and off to bed, so bloody selfish,
Quote by cockslut
totaly agree with all that has bin sed now try this one? :shock:
there r some cpl's out there that get turned on by just the thought of swinging!
it gives them a buzz an off they go for a shag! :shock:
no intention of meetin up an swinging? :shock:
then there r the men who get terned on from watchin someone on cam an talkin about it then the same happens off to bed an give the old girl one? :shock:
its a kind of porn if u like :shock:
thats my opinion anyway
driving back from blidworth last night we had same discussion in the car, somewhere along the way the've introduced a new way of "getting off" we came up with what you wrote my friend, bugger the time / expense of travelling, hotel or club admission stay at home bombard some poor female / couple to show us this, do that 4 us, wank stupid (they not being on cam of course) and off to bed, so bloody selfish,
Agree with this too, it's bloody annoying when you spend hours chatting online/phone etc, then they cancel with the world's stupidest excuse at the last minute (the last one we had was she'd just had her nipples pierced and they were sore...so why the feck get them done on the day you are due to meet someone????) Perhaps people should think about how daft they seem when they do this sort of thing?
on another site we use we had our top 10 of excuses listed what we'ed been given in the past for not turning up, think top 1 was during the 12 hours from 1st contact up to time of meet there building had burnt down, but second was i didnt turn up at club cos big brother was on telly and the press had said someone might have sex in the b.b house tonight,then came the popular car broke down, had to work late, cat coughed so took it to the vet, bla,bla,bla.
Sexpert
Quote by robbie_rob
theres a HUGE market for anyone who can fix broken cams
90% of all webcams are knackered its a well known fact
1.5% are still in storage after a house move, % lost and so on and so on
and a lot of bi couples who chat most of the time the female half is in bed or in the other room and wont appear...very strange lol
Hmm you've given me an idea for a new IT service. Fix the Cams and check out the genuine status of the single fems and couples.
let's face it, at the end of the day it's a judgement call. A cam is one tool we could use to appease our doubt, but it's not infallible and after reading this thread you got me thinking about what I'm hoping is going to be an interesting rendezvous. Hmmmmm.
I find myself being too trusting. I take everyone at face value cos I expect them to be as honest as me. How long does it take before I get as jaded as the rest of you ? lol
eternal optimist !
Quote by motorcyclerob
theres a HUGE market for anyone who can fix broken cams
90% of all webcams are knackered its a well known fact
1.5% are still in storage after a house move, % lost and so on and so on
and a lot of bi couples who chat most of the time the female half is in bed or in the other room and wont appear...very strange lol
Hmm you've given me an idea for a new IT service. Fix the Cams and check out the genuine status of the single fems and couples.
let's face it, at the end of the day it's a judgement call. A cam is one tool we could use to appease our doubt, but it's not infallible and after reading this thread you got me thinking about what I'm hoping is going to be an interesting rendezvous. Hmmmmm.
I find myself being too trusting. I take everyone at face value cos I expect them to be as honest as me. How long does it take before I get as jaded as the rest of you ? lol
eternal optimist !
On, average, after about half a dozen no-shows with really crappy excuses
:lol: LMao ain't that the truth... When I was swinging as a single I used to get really really pissed off with all the couples that would claim loudly in chat that single bi fems were like golddust... I'd offer myself on a silver platter and I'd get turned down or they'd cancel meets at the last minute. FFS don't complain there aren't any single bi fems around and then run away from them. Surely I'm not that minging lol
I have a cam, doesn't work on feklars machine but the amount of people who don't believe we're a couple is amazing. Doesn't take two minutes for me to go and join him in chat, put cam on, point it at both of us and say seee we are a couple.... that's about the only use our cam gets though.
I have a cam, doesn't work on feklars machine but the amount of people who don't believe we're a couple is amazing. Doesn't take two minutes for me to go and join him in chat, put cam on, point it at both of us and say seee we are a couple.... that's about the only use our cam gets though.
Quote by raunchyrabbits
Isn't it sad though, that we have to use various means to try and establish the credentials of those we meet online in these ways? Guys pretending to be girls really have made life difficult for the genuine girls, to the point where in the chatroom on the other site we go on, certain members just assume any girl that doesn't appear on cam must be fake. It has caused a few problems.
Don't we know it, after speaking to a 'couple' several times on line a while back (with the female always being 'away') we were given a phone number to 'speak' to her, after a guy answered the phone we heard him calling a women's name...he then returned to the phone and attempted to speak in a high-pitched voice pretending he was a fem...it was like something off 'Monty Python' :shock:
:lol: :lol: Quote by H-x
makes me wonder what he'd have done if you'd called his bluff and arranged a meet, gone off to the toilet every five minutes to change into 'her'
H.x
I seem to remember a Tommy Cooper sketch (and I think Ronnie Barker may have done one too) where he was dressed as a women on one side of his body and a man on the other and turned round to speak each part...perhaps the guy would have tried that one?
:lol: :lol: :lol: Seriously, no doubt he would have turned up, claimed his 'partner' had a 'headache' and hoped to still play with us anyway
