Hello

1 Feb 2007

Yes, Jaymar, I realised you were joking. I have a very acute sense of comedy, you know. smile

And, LadyFeeBee? That is me; and thanks. I was once told I have eyes like a cow's. Make of that what you will!
Richard

1 Feb 2007

Quote by splendid33

:smug: Gods country me, if it’s not Yorkshire it’s not bloody worth visiting. :smug:
He wrote from exile in Cornwall.

do you want peas with that ?
and hello screwtape
God I love it when you get purvy :rascal:

1 Feb 2007

Quote by Screwtape
I was once told I have eyes like a cow's. Make of that what you will!

I have been called Cow-Eyes more than once. It's just because they are brown, I suppose.
If you reslly look at a cow's eyes, they are actually very beautiful - big, deeep and sparkling.

1 Feb 2007

Quote by Screwtape
Yes, I am going to have fun.

Fancy a shag?
Oh ... and welcome.

1 Feb 2007

Quote by PoloLady
Yes, I am going to have fun.

Fancy a shag?
Oh ... and welcome.
That was to the point! And in that spirit, yes, I do.
Richard

1 Feb 2007

Quote by Screwtape
Yes, I am going to have fun.

Fancy a shag?
Oh ... and welcome.
That was to the point!
That's me lol

Quote by Screwtape
And in that spirit, yes, I do.
Richard

Get ya coat then wink

1 Feb 2007

Hi join in the fun :P :P
Jane n Dave xxxxxxxxxxxxx

2 Feb 2007

Welcome from the homosexual contigent - there are others but I like to keep them locked up when handsome men like you appear cool

PS: Beware Polo Lady - she has fangs! :rascal:
wink

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Bloke2005
Welcome from the homosexual contigent - there are others but I like to keep them locked up when handsome men like you appear

Bloke, you have no shame rolleyes

Anyway I saw him first flipa

Quote by Bloke2005
PS: Beware Polo Lady - she has fangs! :rascal:

...and she knows how to use them :shock: :wink:
Fee
XX

2 Feb 2007

Bloke,
I just took a look at your profile. If I weren't straight, you'd definitely do it for me.
Fee,
If you're going to fight over me could you at least do it in a bikini and a paddling pool full of mud? It would be unseemly otherwise.
Richard

2 Feb 2007

Quote by Screwtape
Bloke,
I just took a look at your profile. If I weren't straight, you'd definitely do it for me.

Thank you

Quote by Screwtape
Fee,
If you're going to fight over me could you at least do it in a bikini and a paddling pool full of mud? It would be unseemly otherwise.
Richard

Richard,
If I could arrange this, would you consider being bi? wink

PS: Won't tell your mates :rascal:

2 Feb 2007

Quote by H-x
Welcome to the mad house.
Catchy name, or is it an instruction?
H.x

If it's an instruction I want to read some of the instruction manuals you've been reading lately :twisted:
Welcome to the site screwtape (ok yes I admit it I nearly wrote screwfix then redface

)

2 Feb 2007

Gaffa 101
Masking tape - the inside story
You're never alone with a packing tape dispensor
They love me at the library
H.x

2 Feb 2007

Hi screwtape! Wilkommen, Bienvenue, welcome. Looks like you're at home already! kiss

2 Feb 2007

Would I consider being bi? Well, in the spirit of open-mindedness all offers are considered but, well, maybe one day when I have exhausted the supply of willing women on this wonderful site. smile

WinchWench,
You're not kidding!

2 Feb 2007

:welcome: screwloose! blink

:gagged:

hehehe... hope u have fun mate! :thumbup:

3 Feb 2007

he he I have been saying the same!! Shows how much DIY we do!
pink x

3 Feb 2007

welcome to the loony bin
hope you enjoy yourself
Earthy xx

3 Feb 2007

Late as usual rolleyes

Welcome to the site Screwtape :welcome:
Can I ask why that nickname?

4 Feb 2007

I'm not that far away am I varca?

4 Feb 2007

BiWelshMinx,
You may indeed ask why 'Screwtape'. It's from a book by CS Lewis called The Screwtape Letters, which is a collection of letters from a senior demon, Screwtape, to his nephew Wormwood. The letters contain advice on how to tempt the patient (an Englishman) into hell. It was given to me by a Christian who wanted me to embrace the religion but it just confirmed in me what i already felt about the dichotomy (at least) that exists inside us all. It's a very insightful book, witty and I just liked the name.
Wow, I got all serious for a moment there.
Varca,
From your profile: "Good erotic kissers an advantage."
Now . . . I am going to stick my neck out and lay down a marker by saying that erotic kissing is something I do very, very well. I am more than willing to be judged on this. Oh and Hertfordshire is in between Middlesex and Bedfordshire . . . Kinda.
Richard
PS And thanks to all the new messages of welcome I have received during my absence this weekend.