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Quote by meat2pleaseu
with added fluffy trim? :happy:

what are you saying ??? I shave ! :kick:
Quote by splendid33
to be a true lesbian you also need to have read.... The well of loneliness by radclyffe hall. if you get to the end without commiting suicide you get your lesbian wings.
I managed it when I was 17, could this make me the UK's Youngest Indoctrinated ??
if you tell me what kind of lesbian you want to be then I can tell you exactly how to perform that role.
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Splendid, if you could tell us where to find them in large quantities, me and the missus would be eternally grateful :twisted:

I would advise anyone wishing to enter the Eternal Church of Dykedom to also purchase an starter pack which includes an Alex Parks wig, cat, Mooncup :shock: and Ellen DeGeneres t-shirt :P
Well I've just thrown all my girlie sex toys in the bin because I'm a tough git. Yeah whatever, I don't care, do I looked bovered?
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

*blokey mode*
Waxings just for poofs... oh you are one now. Yeah whatever... just dont come to me when you start crying!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by splendid33
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol :lol: :lol:
You shouldn't have told him that. I was rather hoping to convince him that waxing is compulsory so we could all volunteer to pin him down and wax him. :giggle:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol :lol: :lol:
You shouldn't have told him that. I was rather hoping to convince him that waxing is compulsory so we could all volunteer to pin him down and wax him. :giggle:
next time i see you i'll show you just how evil that idea is smackbottom
Quote by meat2pleaseu
next time i see you i'll show you just how evil that idea is smackbottom

I'll look forward to it :rascal:
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol :lol: :lol:
You shouldn't have told him that. I was rather hoping to convince him that waxing is compulsory so we could all volunteer to pin him down and wax him. :giggle:
I wouldn't wish waxing on anyone... not even m2pu... wink
Quote by splendid33
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

I like your thinking.... I actually use veet....FYI..
now will you come over for that assessment please? (the please is cos I am femme- we are all so polite- until we get into bed :twisted: :twisted: )
lol :lol: :lol:
Veet burns your bollocks, take it from me…. :eeek:
Well, not your bollocks obviously… :doh:
mine….. surpriseduch:
Stormwalker
Quote by meat2pleaseu
isn't waxing better to avoid stubble rash?

you try waxing YOUR delicates and see which is better :shock: