Wow Lost
I started reading the part relating to me being a Scorpio (yes my birthday is coming up soon if anyone wants to bake me a cake...) and how amazing was it!!!
Usually sceptical, I found myself nodding in agreement as I read it through. I know you can usually make some elements of horoscopes fit your situation, depending on your mood, what has happened in your day etc. but this was me naked and exposed (mmm now there is a thought...)
Hey not sure about the whips and chains bit you know.......... :twisted:
Oh, away to the dungeon to do some dusting.....
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Sex God
Capricorn
Earth element and goat symbol under the rue of Saturn make you one of two things. The first is a high achiever in personal as well as business/financial issues. Second is that of being very successful but in a small way such as a small group. Or family.
Sexually: Finding playtime as important as work you enjoy your activities and the effort you put in doesn’t go unnoticed. People enjoy sharing you and you them though at the crux you enjoy the feeling of a relationship that is permanent going on.. You can indulge yourself without guilt as people tend to respond to your suggestions readily. You tend to be the ‘ideas’ person.
Financially Always out to make it. No matter how many times you get knock backs you stand up brush down and make headway again. In time this will pay off the long term looks good at the moment don’t do anything to radical.
Outlook apart from some irritating little annoyances that you really shouldn’t let get to you. Stuff is good. Members of the opposite sex tend to be asking for your attention at the moment so it might be time to try out some ‘ideas’
Not too sure about some parts of this.
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Cancer
Oh my, you of the Moon. Though you are an absolute romantic. You live on an emotional roller coaster pitching back and forth from side to side. When will it ever stop, easy answer ……it won’t !! Almost ecstasy one-minute then dark depression in the next one. Your element is Water and as your sign is the Moon. Your emotions are like the oceans and seas tidal. Rolling back and forth. You are an enigma to other people to know you is to love you and hate you at different times with passion and compassion!
Sexually: You enjoy the darker side of sex maybe even into the fetishist realms or just a bit of teasing BDSM perhaps. Who knows?. Do you? ….yet!. Like your mood swings sex is either great or awful never just ok.
Financially: You’re uncomfortable with little money and strive to get it securely in the bank. This shares equal time with your powerful romantic nature and to you is just as important. Invest, invest, invest in Government savings schemes etc there is no time like now to secure the cash you have.
Outlook: Well whatever is said, one minute you will be the optimist the next the pessimist. Maybe being the sign of the crab is a clue. Moving sideways ? who knows at least it isn’t backwards. You Cancerians – talk about complicated!
Did you actually write this yourself cause its a little to good :shock:
pretty much sums me up
Tony
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Aries
Being embraced by the element of fire and ruled by Mars you have a youngsters attitude to play, which is both charming and disarming giving rise to possibilities of tempestuous physical relationships.
Sexually. Being the sign of the ram makes for you being unfeasibly horny most of the time. When the opportunity arises take it !
Financially: Be careful, summers here and you’re naturally inclined to spend on fun.
Outlook :- Could be a good year if you’re careful about releasing your fiery nature. Play it cooler and heat up gradually!!
Now i know why Shaz is forever horny
Tony
Pisces
The most mentally tortured amongst the signs. Possibly the most talented/gifted/artistic of people. Mostly unable to find the pathway to greatness because of the mental crap that impedes the thought processes. Pisceans over analyse fantasise and romanticise everything. The most emotionally unbalanced of the signs. Nobody can put themselves down like a Piscean can.
Sexually : Pisceans under Neptune’s more devious shadows hide their true sexual nature most of the time. Beneath what looks like normal activities lies the mind of a possible deviant. An interesting departure for a non-Piscean but one in which you have to be careful or get drawn into their darkness. Weirdness are them.. Beautiful on the outside oh so complicated within.
Financially: A disproportionate amount of the Worlds richest people are Piscean why who knows? The fact is that Pisceans never quite know what they want so chop and change they will. Never quite getting to b financially stable. More likely to buy a CD or a picture than put food on the table. Always need to watch whets coming
Outlook: As the world comes of an age the Pisceans can slowly come out of the deviancy in which they live and maybe just maybe the rest of us can enjoy a bit of an artistic renaissance which would come forth, Don’t take what people say to heart for fear of becoming a bit phobic.
:eeek: :shock:
heavens to Betsy, Lost, its like you have run amok in my brain and syphoned off all my personality and printed it on paper, that i sooooooooooooo like me its untrue (except the rich bit....but who knows )
Im scared now........
The most mentally tortured amongst the signs. Possibly the most talented/gifted/artistic of people. Mostly unable to find the pathway to greatness because of the mental crap that impedes the thought processes. Pisceans over analyse fantasise and romanticise everything. The most emotionally unbalanced of the signs. Nobody can put themselves down like a Piscean can.
Sexually : Pisceans under Neptune’s more devious shadows hide their true sexual nature most of the time. Beneath what looks like normal activities lies the mind of a possible deviant. An interesting departure for a non-Piscean but one in which you have to be careful or get drawn into their darkness. Weirdness are them.. Beautiful on the outside oh so complicated within.
Financially: A disproportionate amount of the Worlds richest people are Piscean why who knows? The fact is that Pisceans never quite know what they want so chop and change they will. Never quite getting to b financially stable. More likely to buy a CD or a picture than put food on the table. Always need to watch whets coming
Outlook: As the world comes of an age the Pisceans can slowly come out of the deviancy in which they live and maybe just maybe the rest of us can enjoy a bit of an artistic renaissance which would come forth, Don’t take what people say to heart for fear of becoming a bit phobic.
:eeek: :shock:
heavens to Betsy, Lost, its like you have run amok in my brain and syphoned off all my personality and printed it on paper, that i sooooooooooooo like me its untrue (except the rich bit....but who knows
)Im scared now........
Sex God
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Aquarius
It sounds melodramatic but the hope of mankind may well rest predominantly with Aquarians.
Bloody Hell, I hope not!!!!!!!! :shock:
Oi you! Aquarians are the coolest!
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: Sex God
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Spot on Babe- I am A Librian, he is a Capricorn, XXX
Must get some new contact lenses. I thought you said you were a Librarian!
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Not seen one in the forum so i spent a little time putting one up hope you enjoy it.
Aries
Being embraced by the element of fire and ruled by Mars you have a youngsters attitude to play, which is both charming and disarming giving rise to possibilities of tempestuous physical relationships.
Sexually. Being the sign of the ram makes for you being unfeasibly horny most of the time. When the opportunity arises take it !
How did you know :shock:
Financially: Be careful, summers here and you’re naturally inclined to spend on fun.
Did you peek at my bank statements :lol2:
Outlook :- Could be a good year if you’re careful about releasing your fiery nature. Play it cooler and heat up gradually!!
Youv`e read my mums mind!! she thinks I have anger management issues
Oh dear....completely, utterly cynical Winchy just typed in "Gemini Traits" on Google. The first site that came up summarised the following traits:
Each & every one of them is me :shock: and I'm wholeheartedly admitting to the "superficial & inconsistent" as it's pretty much my worst trait. If you sliced me through, it would say "fickle" through the inside. Most people see my adaptability as my best point. The ones with a refined sense of humour, however see my witticisms as my best feature
I wont copy the rest, as it was pretty in depth. However, 80% of it was true of me- even the stuff I don't like admitting
Traditional Gemini traits:
Adaptable and versatile
Communicative and witty
Intellectual and eloquent
Youthful and lively
Nervous and tense
Superficial and inconsistent
Cunning and inquisitive
Each & every one of them is me :shock: and I'm wholeheartedly admitting to the "superficial & inconsistent" as it's pretty much my worst trait. If you sliced me through, it would say "fickle" through the inside. Most people see my adaptability as my best point. The ones with a refined sense of humour, however see my witticisms as my best feature
I wont copy the rest, as it was pretty in depth. However, 80% of it was true of me- even the stuff I don't like admitting
Aries traits
Adventurous and energetic- Yep
Pioneering and courageous - not so sure about that one.
Enthusiastic and confident- im confident(ish)
Dynamic and quick-witted - can be quick witted
Selfish and quick-tempered - Selfish no, quick tempered yes
Impulsive and impatient - yep to both
Foolhardy and daredevil - not sure on these ones.
So all in all i think I am nearly a true aries
Adventurous and energetic- Yep
Pioneering and courageous - not so sure about that one.
Enthusiastic and confident- im confident(ish)
Dynamic and quick-witted - can be quick witted
Selfish and quick-tempered - Selfish no, quick tempered yes
Impulsive and impatient - yep to both
Foolhardy and daredevil - not sure on these ones.
So all in all i think I am nearly a true aries
Pisces
Imaginative and sensitive yes and yes (too much sometimes)
Compassionate and kind deffo yes and yes
Selfless and unworldly yes and not sure
Intuitive and sympathetic yes and yes
Escapist and idealistic yes and a bit
Secretive and vague can be to both
Weak-willed and easily led sadly yes and yes
im very scared now lmao all me to a tee
Imaginative and sensitive yes and yes (too much sometimes)
Compassionate and kind deffo yes and yes
Selfless and unworldly yes and not sure
Intuitive and sympathetic yes and yes
Escapist and idealistic yes and a bit
Secretive and vague can be to both
Weak-willed and easily led sadly yes and yes
im very scared now lmao all me to a tee
Sex God
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Did you actually write this yourself cause its a little to good :shock:
pretty much sums me up
Tony
I did write it myself a typical Lost gobby post :lol: Though I do assure you i did the research bit and all the words are mine. I may have a go again in December and do the 2008 forecast. It might be interesting
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Did you actually write this yourself cause its a little to good :shock:
pretty much sums me up
Tony
I did write it myself a typical Lost gobby post :lol: Though I do assure you i did the research bit and all the words are mine. I may have a go again in December and do the 2008 forecast. It might be interesting
Well done Lost, I thought it was really good as well!!
Look forward to the 2008 forcast :lol: :lol:
