Not seen one in the forum so i spent a little time putting one up hope you enjoy it.
Aries
Being embraced by the element of fire and ruled by Mars you have a youngsters attitude to play, which is both charming and disarming giving rise to possibilities of tempestuous physical relationships.
Sexually. Being the sign of the ram makes for you being unfeasibly horny most of the time. When the opportunity arises take it !
Financially: Be careful, summers here and you’re naturally inclined to spend on fun.
Outlook :- Could be a good year if you’re careful about releasing your fiery nature. Play it cooler and heat up gradually!!
Taurus
Venus has you in her care. Keeping you grounded emotionally and physically. People like you for the feelings of stability and safety that emanate from your personality. There are times when you may seem to be spontaneous and frivolous but this is all secretly planned out. Earth is your symbol. Honesty trust and stability is your forte.
Sexually: You know what you like. You are the Bull and your sticking with enjoying known pleasures. Whilst taking your time and analysing the effects. Liking to receive rather than give but at the same time willing to invest your time
Financially: Nothing dramatic for you. Having plans for spending, you wont waiver. Hey you may even try spending a little on frivolity.
Outlook: Steady and fairly one tracked though there is a possibility of an accident somewhere, possibly someone somehow that will throw you off kilter so just keep a wary eye open . Otherwise you’re on track for a fair year.
Gemini
Mercury ruling you!! Well you are busy aren’t you if not in deed then in thought. Unravelling you is like unravelling spaghetti…where do you start? You have to be the centre of it. Either through fame or infamy as long as it's you you’re hearing about yourself. You are great to be around vibrant and an attractive personality give rise to multitudes of acquaintances and options.
Sexually: You’re the organiser putting forward the situation leading the way you’ve partied and your going to carry on partying. You need partners – lots of them! (Gemini ‘twins’ oooeeer it might be on the cards’!)
Financially: You’re going to be O,K somehow you manage to duck and dive and emerge unscathed as you part long and hard. A word of caution though use as little of your own transport as you can as there is a possibility there is a financial burden in waiting.
Outlook: Always OK in the end. Some trials and tribulations happen but never enough to spoil your fun. It’s important that in the moments you can to catch your breath and reflect on your fun to commit it to memory for old times sake.
Cancer
Oh my, you of the Moon. Though you are an absolute romantic. You live on an emotional roller coaster pitching back and forth from side to side. When will it ever stop, easy answer ……it won’t !! Almost ecstasy one-minute then dark depression in the next one. Your element is Water and as your sign is the Moon. Your emotions are like the oceans and seas tidal. Rolling back and forth. You are an enigma to other people to know you is to love you and hate you at different times with passion and compassion!
Sexually: You enjoy the darker side of sex maybe even into the fetishist realms or just a bit of teasing BDSM perhaps. Who knows?. Do you? !. Like your mood swings sex is either great or awful never just ok.
Financially: You’re uncomfortable with little money and strive to get it securely in the bank. This shares equal time with your powerful romantic nature and to you is just as important. Invest, invest, invest in Government savings schemes etc there is no time like now to secure the cash you have.
Outlook: Well whatever is said, one minute you will be the optimist the next the pessimist. Maybe being the sign of the crab is a clue. Moving sideways ? who knows at least it isn’t backwards. You Cancerians – talk about complicated!
Leo
Proud beyond belief. reliable, strong and dynamic. To Love is everything to you the Lion. You are teachers and leaders wise and true. But once crossed that’s it not a backwards glance should you or do you give. You love your family with gusto keeping a tightly nit circle around you.
Sexually: you are a stylish hunter seeking out what you want and getting it your element is fire so you like your sex red hot! Usually but not exclusively dominating from the outset. You are successful in attracting and holding onto many. People like you and physically you sustain them.
Financially: Not the wisest of signs. You would give all you had for a cause you believed in, which though from others from outside your circle. May seem reckless. Those who know you would appreciate you. Keep your cash close and don’t put your hand in your pocket too much.
Outlook: These times are particularly good for you opportunity lies waiting pick it up[ and run with it you will benefit. You must watch out for family though (as if you wouldn’t) there is scandal and heartbreak brewing.
Virgo
The dependable and secure sign. Mercury uses Virgo’s for balance typical your element is earth –stable and secure. You accomplish what many cant in that you stick at what you do and do it to perfection you care you love you work. <ore often than not a carer teacher or a healer .People depend on you. You seldom disappoint.
Sexually: You are definitely relied upon for a good time. Though in the majority of cases not the most deviant of sexual personalities you are definitely damn good at what you do. People want you around.
Financially: the possibilities are open here though most likely never to be destitute the top end is definitely within your reach. Not a bad time for speculating a little ( I mean a little bit) to get a good return.
Outlook: As long as someone around you does nothing rash then the near future is looking good for you. Keep on track and you will be feeling good. Not a time to be dithering about or changing your mind.
Libra
You so hide your bushel under a tree. Always searching always seeking the almost impossible. On the outside you may look content, but on the inside you still yearn for something you cant explain. Your element is air and it’s hard to catch in your hand.
Sexually: Hard to explain your whims and desires. Depending how far you have or have not delved into the different aspects of sex depends on where you want to be. Which will be one step away from that which you can attain every the time. Possibly the seekers of the darkest recesses of the sexual underworld Librans are by their nature sexually experimental. To go on a trip with a Libran is to take a sensory risk.
Financially: Not a problem Librans do business like we all do breathing it just comes naturally and without thought.. If your thinking of moving house or buying second property don’t think about it your immediate thoughts will be the right ones. Trust a Libran to know where/how to find cash.
Outlook: to everyone else the outlook looks really good. However to a Libran the outlook is always looking a bit less bright. There are a portion of Librans who do find their goals. When they do they are the most contented of the signs fully knowing they are living their dreams.
Scorpio
Boy there is age and wisdom behind your eyes. You know things that others will never even hear about your ability to make decisions is based on primeval abilities. You lust after power and love but only you know it. Pluto demands discretion and that’s what you give him. Your eyes can betray you but your mouth never will.
Sexually: You are dominant knowing exactly what you want and how to get it. You require obeisance from your partners and enjoy being served ! yes my Lady. Yes my Lord! Whips and chains oh yes but on others!
Financially: Not important to a Scorpio you make the best of what you have and as long as there are people on there knees in front of you who cares.
Outlook : there is fight just around the corner and woe betide those that come against you. Unless they can get inside your head then for them the battle is over, If, they do however then for you Scorpio…. The battle has just begun. Prepare yourself!
Sagittarius
Can’t keep you down Archer. You are an optimist always looking for and finding the good in things. You shine out exuberance and personality. Like a magnet what you want draws nearer all the time. Jupiter looks on willing you to happiness. People cant but help themselves smile as you involve them in your life.,
Sexually: My goodness you have the opportunities to ‘get about’ no regrets just happy times left in your wake people enjoy you and enjoy the memory of you. You travel on to your next encounter with energy and oozing vitality. No sexual practice is out of your reach. One little problem is that of longevity maybe for some you move on just a bit to quick.
Financially: Be sure you know where you stand at all times don’t get fooled into quick get rich schemes. Of all the signs you are the most likely to be abused financially and really lose out. Climbing the socio/economic ladder is hardest for you.
Outlook : This ones tricky, watch everyone your not intimate with. They all want a piece of you!
Capricorn
Earth element and goat symbol under the rue of Saturn make you one of two things. The first is a high achiever in personal as well as business/financial issues. Second is that of being very successful but in a small way such as a small group. Or family.
Sexually: Finding playtime as important as work you enjoy your activities and the effort you put in doesn’t go unnoticed. People enjoy sharing you and you them though at the crux you enjoy the feeling of a relationship that is permanent going on.. You can indulge yourself without guilt as people tend to respond to your suggestions readily. You tend to be the ‘ideas’ person.
Financially Always out to make it. No matter how many times you get knock backs you stand up brush down and make headway again. In time this will pay off the long term looks good at the moment don’t do anything to radical.
Outlook apart from some irritating little annoyances that you really shouldn’t let get to you. Stuff is good. Members of the opposite sex tend to be asking for your attention at the moment so it might be time to try out some ‘ideas’
Aquarius
As you Aquarians know the millennium brought about the age of the dawning of Aquarius. The future lays possible in your hands more than theirs. Being forward thinkers and having inventive minds puts you water bearers in the spotlight. People look to you for hope. It sounds melodramatic but the hope of mankind may well rest predominantly with Aquarians.
Sexually: You like extremes and pushing boundaries. Sometimes frightening most times exciting. It’s a walk on the wild side sexually with Aquarians Be careful too much too quickly can soon lead to dullness of normal pleasures.
Financially: Both sides of the coins I’m afraid but not many sitting in between. Your either going gain a lot cash wise look to something in the near future providing a bit of a windfall. The other end of the scale – hold the hell on to your £’s soon comes a time of crisis. Pressure comes in the form of money troubles. Keep it together it will pass but it feels like it won’t!!
Outlook: as in your financial outlook it all has to do with cash for those gaining enjoy for those losing batten down the hatches. Next few months either way are a bit financially active.
Pisces
The most mentally tortured amongst the signs. Possibly the most talented/gifted/artistic of people. Mostly unable to find the pathway to greatness because of the mental crap that impedes the thought processes. Pisceans over analyse fantasise and romanticise everything. The most emotionally unbalanced of the signs. Nobody can put themselves down like a Piscean can.
Sexually : Pisceans under Neptune’s more devious shadows hide their true sexual nature most of the time. Beneath what looks like normal activities lies the mind of a possible deviant. An interesting departure for a non-Piscean but one in which you have to be careful or get drawn into their darkness. Weirdness are them.. Beautiful on the outside oh so complicated within.
Financially: A disproportionate amount of the Worlds richest people are Piscean why who knows? The fact is that Pisceans never quite know what they want so chop and change they will. Never quite getting to b financially stable. More likely to buy a CD or a picture than put food on the table. Always need to watch whets coming
Outlook: As the world comes of an age the Pisceans can slowly come out of the deviancy in which they live and maybe just maybe the rest of us can enjoy a bit of an artistic renaissance which would come forth, Don’t take what people say to heart for fear of becoming a bit phobic.
Sex God
It's so true.
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